....Ladies..its all most 2016 & juss in case u for get...did I mention i drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot....anyways.. ladies...pliss rememba our duty as guys is to chase & keep chasin u until 2016 meanin u must change that yor *misforicatal atitude*.... so get ready...HAPPY NEW YEAR! !!!

what is this supposed to mean? I don't get it!

Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016.
Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

twaci, wil u hol ma vaseline

Driving doesn't mean you own..

People drive their Bosses to the office tho.

MrCork:
....Ladies..its all most 2016 & juss in case u for get...did I mention i drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot....HAPPY NEW YEAR! !!!

driving?you mean for your oga?as drive and balance me later or you are his driver?

Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016. Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

oh, dats wen u knew dis gambler

Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016. Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

oh, dats wen u knew dis gambler...he started driving dis car since 2005

Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016. Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

oh, dats wen u knew dis gambler

Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016. Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

oh, dats wen u knew dis gambler...he started driving dis car since 2005

Crazy dude

The day MrCork will have sense...we go do massive thanksgiving on Nairaland

Happy new year

Dude's gone daffy.... Mention me when u stop wigging out!...

And the ladies rushed in to see what's up




only to see the same old shiii

dude.. seriously?

If only condoms were free those yrs, d world might hv had less I'd!ots now

obiorathesubtle:
what is this supposed to mean? I don't get it!

....brother. .am I typin too fast or shud I reapeat the question.....r u a lady?? (No ofeeence)

OK.seen.observed and tested .

naughtynaughty:
If only condoms were free those yrs, d world might hv had less I'd!ots now

....anyways bak to our serrios new year thread....sweethat..u shud be greatfull & tankful to Seun Osewa coz if not for nairaland..u will never hav the opotunity to talk to a Londoner or even sef..step outter that ghana u r in... I lie? (You ghana females mennnn!)

cruzita:
OK.seen.observed and tested .

^^^^^^highly recomended lightskin wifey material.....merry x mass & a happy new year!!

MrCork:




^^^^^^highly recomended lightskin wifey material.....merry x mass & a happy new year!!

This early morning. You no go work?

Nubian113:
Happy new year

[size=16pt] ^^^^^ to the official most beauriful wifey material (no compitition) of 2015....a big merry x mas & a romantic happy new year in return!... mwaaaaaaah!![/size]

llaykorn:


This early morning. You no go work?

....bro today is chrissmas day..we dont work on chrisssmas day...no correct person work on chrisssmas day...are u a taxi driver? (No ofeense)

MrCork:



....bro today is chrissmas day..we dont work on chrisssmas day...no correct person work on chrisssmas day...are u a taxi driver? (No ofeense)

Only you? 3 spellings for Christmas? You need to take a spelling class, bro.

llaykorn:


Only you? 3 spellings for Christmas? You need to take a spelling class, bro.

....bro..aint u sopose to be searchin for petrol ther in nigeria insted of comin to disturb a Londoner wishin the ladies merry chrissmas?

MrCork:



...bro..am in pekam London right now eatin roasted tukey wit apple pie & lanzaya cheese cake plus strabery coneto ice cream wit rice & jack chicken...u ther in nigeria searchin for petrol...who do u tink need more help..serriously? (No ofeense)

Wow! Upload a picture of those; let me see, bro.

llaykorn:


Wow! Upload a picture of those; let me see, bro.

...ok..u want me to upload picture of pekam or london?....bro quit embarasssin yor sef. Pekam is in london...not nigeria..you homebase people mennnnn!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:



...ok..u want me to upload picture of pekam or london?....bro quit embarasssin yor sef. Pekam is in london...not nigeria..you homebase people mennnnn!! (No ofeense)

Calm down, MrCock. I only want a picture of the foods you're eating.

llaykorn:


Calm down, MrCock. I only want a picture of the foods you're eating.

...the dinning table is fullup wit roasted shrimp, strrawberry ice cream, rice & curry goat, jack chicken, salad, brandy, Don peron, pan cake chesse cake, muffin toasy, moet,red wine, scotch egg, presents under the chrisssmas tree beside the 82 inches curved B & O tv I bought yestaday for only £5,525 (cash)......bro me look for my x £300 cammera ..will take the picture!

So Mrcork's village don get strong network signal to dey browse nairaland now? Thank God.

But bro, since after your deportation, you should have engaged yourself in one job or the other rather than this naa. Even onye obulu or onye obioma, work na work.

MrCork:



....anyways bak to our serrios new year thread....sweethat..u shud be greatfull & tankful to Seun Osewa coz if not for nairaland..u will never hav the opotunity to talk to a Londoner or even sef..step outter that ghana u r in... I lie? (You ghana females mennnn!)

hehehe..I stay in Ghana bcus I hav big bumbum Nah only Ghana grls dey get big yansh. Abi why do u think I stay der

Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016. Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please.

Finally,you said something that's funny