1. These guys are rich but never owned
any company before establishing a
church.

2. Their favourite ride is jeep

3. Even with loud speakers and
microphones, they still scream at the
top of their voice.

4. "Touch not my anointed". They use
that verse to shield themselves from
criticism.

5. They love to pose with their wife in
church posters and signboards as if
God called their wife as well.

6. If not for bankers, every suit wearing
person would have been tagged a
pastor.

7. They tell you to give your hard-
earned money to God which they put in
God's GTB bank account on earth.

8. They drive past several hospitals on
their way to perform faith healings at
crusades.

9. Christ and his disciples got killed for
preaching. Naija pastors get paid salary
for doing thesame.

10. They tell you that they are just back
from a 21 days dry fasting but look
fresher than a glutton.

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Written by Adewole Segun


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okay

Cc: lalasticlala seun mynd44

K

My hand no de oh..

Lol... You make me chuckle...


Naija paitos get security guards while they tell you that God and His angels will protect you.

BrightEye:
Lol... You make me chuckle...


Naija paitos get security guards while they tell you that God and His angels will protect you.

the security guards are sometimes disguised as ushers and junior pastors.

OP, you NAILED it

They will always encourage you to give, for it is blessed to give than to recieve, not giving to the poor oo but to the church and when you ask for help they will simply pray for you and tell you God is our provider

bloodyBLOGGER:
the security guards are sometimes disguised as ushers and junior pastors.

yet they are guards, pastor's guards...

KingGBsky:
They will always encourage you to give, for it is blessed to give than to recieve, not giving to the poor oo but to the church and when you ask for help they will simply pray for you and tell you God is our provider

they prefer to see the temple looking awesome with air conditioner and several musical instruments than helping the actual temples of God which are humans, needy ones.

Cc lalasticlala

boboLIL:
My hand no de oh..

why are you this much afraid of pastors, even the fake ones?

Op, you remind me of this topic.
https://www.nairaland.com/2184390/11-signs-monster-pastor

Nicknames for monster pastors include:
dictator, authoritarian and control freak.
Biblically speaking, they may be false
teachers, greedy for selfish gain, deceitful workmen and ravenous wolves. They specialize in hijacking
congregations and then abusing their
power. Monster pastors have little regard for the sheep (or the Chief Shepherd for that matter). Instead, their first priority is self, masked by other agendas.Such pastors may use pressure tactics, political maneuvering, and/or persuasive speech in order to manipulate a congregation into acting on their behalf. When they don't get their way, monster pastors usually 1) move on to another church, 2) cause a stir in their current church and/or 3) blame the congregation for not following their lead. Simply put,monster pastors are building their own kingdom rather than Christ's kingdom.

THIS ARE THE 11 SIGN TO KNOW A
MONSTER PASTOR>>>>
1. Are always right and never wrong.
2. Cannot accept criticism without
becoming defensive.
3. Are not willing to share the pulpit.
4. Do not support other ministries.
5. Overly use the personal pronoun, "I."
6. Resist accountability.
7. Feels threatened by former pastors.
8. Surround themselves with "yes men"
rather than edifying leaders.
9. Do not entrust ministry to other
leaders.
10. Undermine programs that they
cannot control.
11. Insist that everything in the church
run through them.
I tell you the truth,if your pastor are
amoung this category,you should be very careful. Peace.

No. 8 is very funny.
Do they do any miracle? If they do, let them enter General Hospital and prove it.