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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 28, 2015
chisombenedicta
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 28, 2015
Holy Christ!

It really got hot in here shocked shocked
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 3:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
lezz:
I heard about Orange Room after I left Owerri.

Luckily, they opened in Enugu at former Golden tulip

I went out of curiosity and the babes numbed all the tracks the DJ was churning. Jaw-dropping, firm-skinned babes with enough flesh at the right places.


Never seen so many girls with different physical assortment in such numbers. One comes out and you thought to yourself ; what an arse. And another comes out with child-bearing hips and thighs as smooth as Angolan butter.

What's a man to do in a wicked, ill-lit weekend?

Boss I can tell you that they imported thos gurls from owerri. Owerri gurls are known for their thick hips and pretty faces. Makes it kyna hard for a nigga to stay focused in that town I tell ya! cheesy
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
Hahahaha common guys,nobody is famzing anybody, I know how these things work! I used to be an E-tigress,fighting and insulting everybody until the man I bashed one day on facebook walked into my branch for a transaction. He saw my name on my identity card,he recognised the face instantly and asked if I knew him. I simply thought he was one of those toasters who always target customer service ladies,he was like it's a shame u look this composed but insult people anyhow on the Internet. I'm Mr Grant,the man u insulted 2weeks ago on facebook,you insulted my wife as well look at the face.Anyway I just came in as a contractor to work in a company around the area,my atm has expired and I didn't come with a cheque book,i need a counter cheque. I felt like a complete fool. After the transaction he dashed me 2grand and said "always learn to respect people young lady,the world is a small place" so guys,like I said before a word is enough for the wise. Lemme continue cooking my beans,I plan to eat all i'v missed before travelling back to the hard life in lagos.

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by BerryScott(f): 3:10pm On Dec 28, 2015
SINNZ:
These signs are not new to jolllyjoy, she's been suffering from chlamydia for quite sometime now.

its quite a pity that you even after passing through very good parental upbringing, school, society will belittle your self so much to this extent. the virus that has eaten your manners and your attitude is worse than ebola.

well its totally not your fault, its mtn n co that insist on making data bundle so cheap

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by chisombenedicta(f): 3:10pm On Dec 28, 2015
softappless:
chisombenedicta
undecided
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by johnny89(m): 3:11pm On Dec 28, 2015
Not this kinda smell they talking about
HateU2:
Ok! Noted








V**aginal must smell. We all have our different unique smell. That's some guys sniff ladies pants
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by johnny89(m): 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
Lmfao
mccoy47:
When the punny smells "fishy" then u know there is something fishy there.... ask @ujchief

grin
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
chisombenedicta:
undecided
hehehe ur beauty was spotted 4rm afar by my eagle eyez, girl ure beautiful
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
softappless:
hmm wats d name of ur old account
Another Goldcircle wink
softappless:
hmm wats d name of ur old account
Another Goldcircle
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by chisombenedicta(f): 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
softappless:
hehehe ur beauty was spotted 4rm afar by my eagle eyez, girl ure beautiful
K

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:14pm On Dec 28, 2015
TrapKNNG:


Boss I can tell you that they imported thos gurls from owerri. Owerri gurls are known for their thick hips and pretty faces. Makes it kyna hard for a nigga to stay focused in that town I tell ya! cheesy
This caught my attention wink wink
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:14pm On Dec 28, 2015
grin grin grin

Oh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàawd!!! grin
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by kinglekan: 3:15pm On Dec 28, 2015
Cutehector:
i just dnt want to be cocky tonyt... Thank God u wrote vagina must smell... Most ladies so pretend it doesnt... Even one said down there is d cleanest place in the female body... I was like, is she high on weed or something
grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
chisombenedicta:
K
hehehehe forming classy!! are u a sister to tohpahz?
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:17pm On Dec 28, 2015
G0ldcircle:
Another Goldcircle wink Another Goldcircle
hmmm ok no qualms but why goldcircle?
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by lezz(m): 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2015
TrapKNNG:


Boss I can tell you that they imported thos gurls from owerri. Owerri gurls are known for their thick hips and pretty faces. Makes it kyna hard for a nigga to stay focused in that town I tell ya! cheesy
No be lie!!! I used to think Enugu was the Sodom and Gomorrah of the East until my 3 months stay in Owerri. Damn!!!

We had a project of evaluation and taking fixed assets inventory for FUTO; it was a mentally and physically tasking job. But I still found time for night-crawling. My strength was sourced from the girls on the streets of Owerri.

Ain't no way those girls will be lodged in my head as a fantasy. They had to be had.

I still nurse the feeling of hitting that town again.
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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
softappless:
hmmm ok no qualms but why goldcircle?
Am an advocate for Safe Sex. And den I drew a circle one day and said to myself, what if this circle is Golden? Who wouldn't want to have a Goldcircle? I would. Do u get me at all?
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 3:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
This caught my attention wink wink

Hehehehe.. Its no joke bro.. In-between those wide hips always lies a soft tiny coochie. God bless owerri! cool
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2015
lezz:
No be lie!!! I used to think Enugu was the Sodom and Gomorrah of the East until my 3 months stay in Owerri. Damn!!!

We had a project of evaluation and taking fixed assets inventory for FUTO; it was a mentally and physically tasking job. But I still found time for night-crawling. My strength was sourced from the girls on the streets of Owerri.

Ain't no way those girls will be lodged in my head as a fantasy. They had to be had.

I still nurse the feeling of hitting that town again.


LOL.. You just can't be in that town and not wanna have a slice of it. That's why hotels and nite-clubs are an industry of its own!


A little town like Owerri houses 5 tertiary institutions bro, FIVE! wuh the fvck do u expect?? cheesy


If you're handsome or rich then you'll have them crawling at your feet cos they know that competition is strife! But if you're both rich and handsome, then your own don done be that oo gringringrin e don be for you!! grin
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Dec 28, 2015
TrapKNNG:


Hehehehe.. Its no joke bro.. In-between those wide hips always lies a soft tiny coochie. God bless owerri! cool
I think I've heard something like that before but I've never had the privilege to confirm how true
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by LordOfTheWeed: 3:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Just here to laugh, I'm out undecided
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by dharay99: 3:55pm On Dec 28, 2015
petkruz:


No Son,i wouldn't stoop so low to exchanging words with you,its not my thing and I wouldn't blame you either,it could be a form of what makes you happy. But let me advice you,i don't know u and your affairs or whoever you choose to bash isn't my business.The world however how big you think it is,is actually a small world. The people u insult online may just be the same people who would connect you in future,never underestimate anybody.Your pics is everywhere,u data is on the Internet as well,people take notice of u,they know you,employers watch your comments,I can bet your future girlfriend may be thinking "if he insults women like this then who is he". Maybe a lady made u despise other ladies because all I can see is a guy who has passed through a serious pain in the past,it shouldn't turn u into a cyber bully! You speak well,invest this talent in something useful,create a blog,write E-books,journals,publicise your intellect in a good way....common why involve yourself in this kind of mess? Because some freaks are hailing you to go on? You are bigger than this my friend. 5years from now trust me u would look back at your comments and wish u could take them back,its not worth it young man. No matter what u have been through or what you are going through,always learn to respect women,even the whores! Respect them! A woman doesn't just wake up to be a LovePeddler or b.itch,they too have a story to tell. I seriously hope you amend your ways,leave the kids to throw tantrums,start thinking of a way to upgrade your talent via the Internet. My candid advice




motherly slap ryy der cry

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by kinglekan: 3:55pm On Dec 28, 2015
sickstars:


Says who

U guys av wet dreams nd it smells undecided



Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by Nobody: 3:56pm On Dec 28, 2015
TrapKNNG grin grin i smh for u!!u like fight pass food!
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
I think I've heard something like that before but I've never had the privilege to confirm how true
Seeing is believing bro cool
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by lezz(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2015
TrapKNNG:



LOL.. You just can't be in that town and not wanna have a slice of it. That's why hotels and nite-clubs are an industry of its own!


A[b] little town like Owerri houses 5 tertiary institutions bro, FIVE! wuh the fvck do u expect?? cheesy
[/b]

If you're handsome or rich then you'll have them crawling at your feet cos they know that competition is strife! But if you're both rich and handsome, then your own don done be that oo gringringrin e don be for you!! grin
I never thought of it this way. I have always wondered what's in Owerri that draws these exceptional girls to this city.

The average Igbo girl is a beauty, but in Owerri, it is the selection of the very best.

What's your take on Manu -Chelsea ?
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
prettythicksme:
TrapKNNG grin grin i smh for u!!u like fight pass food!
I like you pass fight and food embarassed
Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by dharay99: 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2015
kramfonos:



Your boyfriend used to suck your vagina? No wonder he's been on life support for 9 weeks! Poor guy!


You sleep _nude so your fishy vagina odour can fumigate mosquitoes ? Interesting! We should patent your vagina fumes in
cannisters and market them as "BIOCHEMICAL INSECTICIDES". At last, you'd earn money without _sucking dicks! Good news!


Fleabag!




aaaaah, ayaf die,
Stinky obos for mosquitoes?
Makkah e dun do naa... cry cry

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Re: 6 Signs Your V Agina Is In Serious Danger (red Alert) by TrapKNNG(m): 4:07pm On Dec 28, 2015
lezz:
I never thought of it this way. I have always wondered what's in Owerri that draws these exceptional girls to this city.

The average Igbo girl is a beauty, but in Owerri, it is the selection of the very best.

What's your take on Manu -Chelsea ?

There's IMSU FUTO FEDPONEK ALVAN & IMOPOLY in one small town grin


I'm not a soccer fanatic bro cool

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