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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha... I haf die!
Mech Engine!? If you were in my school I would not have spoken with you, cos engine boys are bad *winks...lol, but you are different sha.

Did you call me matron and sailor at the same time? We are so going to have babies as we sail on, be rest assured we will arrive at our destination right on time.

You sure will have a nice time here. Let me call my crew members, give me a sec!
Ksstroud! Please, serve Mr Sly some drinks
Proudolodo! Give him the game you recently worked on
Datechman! Please show him those programming codes, he should be able to crack some nuts
Where's my pal who is in charge of referencing? wroskian right? or is it mtor?
tollyB! please show him around

Sly, I want you to meet Lero15 my mingled boo *smiles...

Once again, you are warmly welcome! Enjoy the ride.

Amicable09, which game? Game of Thrones? Twasnt my work o biko before someone sues me. Lol. Anyway, TheSlyone you're welcome to the house...I hope you find the room warm as the sought amicable's welcome. I wish you a beautiful 2016 with us all, in all those beautiful places we desire
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 1:30am On Jan 07, 2016

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 4:58am On Jan 07, 2016
I don't have Hobbies on mine.

Honestly, whatever doesn't add to my Resume went out the door.
I had a 4 page Resume when I was still in school more out of inefficiency than any other thing.

Now, my Resume is easily 3 pages but I consciously keep it at 2.

amicable09:

Hahahaha... Dave the thing is complicated honestly. Personally I have just one. Why I don't like that line is because it sounds a bit rude, since you know it will be made available upon request why put the heading IMO... It's better you just stop at hobbies or whatever it is you have last.

But you can keep using it that way o since it is working for you, no need changing it.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 6:48am On Jan 07, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
I don't have Hobbies on mine.

Honestly, whatever doesn't add to my Resume went out the door.
I had a 4 page Resume when I was still in school more out of inefficiency than any other thing.

Now, my Resume is easily 3 pages but I consciously keep it at 2.

Adonye you didn't have hobbies on your resume when you were in school and it still turned out that you had a 4 page Resume!? That's shocking. What was contained in your Resume? An essay?

Did you also have "references will be made available on request"?

Please give me the highlights of your Resume *smiles. I'm really eager to know what a fresh graduate could possibly have on his CV that summed up to 4pages...lol.

How's work by the way, it's been a while. Have a fantastic day at work... Good morning.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 6:55am On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:

Seriously you people can parry for Africa and Asia combined! I don't like parties much... doesn't take long before I get bored, I wonder how you people do it.

Lols. Me too. Don't like crowd.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 6:58am On Jan 07, 2016
karleone:


Me too don tire sef...

Sorry I'm asking this question. It's just for clarity sake.
When you indicate, "References/Referees are available on/upon request", how then are you to present the contacts of your references? Is it by getting a letter from each of them recommending you or by simply writing it down for them (the HRs) on a piece of paper? *** I know the writing it down kiniko might sound funny but, please explain.

Cc: Davide470, Lero15, Adeaks, Amicable09 et al.

It's safe to include your referees in your CV.
Recommendation is mostly after you are in the process of being given offer letter or confirmation.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:08am On Jan 07, 2016
ProudOlodo:


Amicable09, which game? Game of Thrones? Twasnt my work o biko before someone sues me. Lol. Anyway, TheSlyone you're welcome to the house...I hope you find the room warm as the sought amicable's welcome. I wish you a beautiful 2016 with us all, in all those beautiful places we desire
Lol. Not game of thrones, the game Datech helped you with, that one.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:09am On Jan 07, 2016
am I welcomed here? my name is ifeanyi, an environmental consultant from university of Calabar set of 2010. copies of my c.v is handy if need be I will produce for screening.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 7:30am On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:

Lol. Not game of thrones, the game Datech helped you with, that one.
Lol. Shey that one. He won't like that kinda "game" jorh. But where dd I put that Ludo o, he will like it..lemme go and look for it. Except he's the type for witty games like Chess only

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by newgold22: 9:14am On Jan 07, 2016
Urgent vacancy for a Computer Operator at a Cyber Cafe in Wuse Bus Stop (Solag Cafe, Suite A12, Wuse Shopping Plaza, Zone 5). Interested candidate should forward their CV via mail OR text their name, phone and location to newgold22@gmail.com, 08023936049.

Not later than 15 January, 2016.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 12:09pm On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:
I agree with you. My friends, Dave and Jaz need to change theirs
Iffaicatch you ehnnnnn tongue
I know you love my moniker... Jazmiynne..... Jaz... Smooth Jazz cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by IBROMARKET: 12:10pm On Jan 07, 2016
Various Positions for Engineers at SWIZ-TECH NIGERIA LIMITED

Closing Date for application is today so visit

http://hotnigeriavacancies..com.ng
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 12:17pm On Jan 07, 2016
Jazmiynne:

Iffaicatch you ehnnnnn tongue
I know you love my moniker... Jazmiynne..... Jaz... Smooth Jazz cheesy
Hahahaha... Smooth Jazz is sleek *winks

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:43pm On Jan 07, 2016
Hmm.. Long story.

I was in a lot of organizations and I held leadership positions in most of them whilst in school.
My life wasn't all Book, Book.. The Book sef, I no kuku know..
Also, I attended a lot of conferences some which were relevant to what I was applying for.

I was opportuned to meet with a Resume writing expert which the Career department of my school brought during a Resume writing workshop. I went through each and every line of my then Resume and we greatly improved what I had then.

And I've come far from that now..

As for References, mine are available on request,
Very few companies in my experience seek out your referees before employment for entry level positions.
Besides, if they call you to request for references, at least you know your file isn't in one corner.

Work's great by the way. Thanks for asking.

How you doing?
amicable09:


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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by mtor: 12:55pm On Jan 07, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
Hmm.. Long story.

I was in a lot of organizations and I held leadership positions in most of them whilst in school.
My life wasn't all Book, Book..
Also, I attended a lot of conferences some which were relevant to what I was applying for.

I was opportuned to meet with a Resume writing expert which the Career department of my school brought during a Resume writing workshop. I went through each and every line of my then Resume and we greatly improved what I had then.

And I've come far from that now..

As for References, mine are available on request,
Very few companies in my experience seek out your referees before employment for entry level positions.
Besides, if they call you to request for references, at least you know your file isn't in one corner.

Work's great by the way. Thanks for asking.

How you doing?
just had to highlight that
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 1:12pm On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:
Hahahaha... Smooth Jazz is sleek *winks
cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 1:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
Hmm.. Long story.

I was in a lot of organizations and I held leadership positions in most of them whilst in school.
My life wasn't all Book, Book.. The Book sef, I no kuku know..
Also, I attended a lot of conferences some which were relevant to what I was applying for.

I was opportuned to meet with a Resume writing expert which the Career department of my school brought during a Resume writing workshop. I went through each and every line of my then Resume and we greatly improved what I had then.

And I've come far from that now..

As for References, mine are available on request,
Very few companies in my experience seek out your referees before employment for entry level positions.
Besides, if they call you to request for references, at least you know your file isn't in one corner.

Work's great by the way. Thanks for asking.

How you doing?
Oh! I see. Really good.
I'm doing well, thanks too.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 1:17pm On Jan 07, 2016
sifo I just read that story you shared and I've laughed my intestines out! Lol...

Why did the dude run? He should go and fulfil prophesy...lol
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by sifo: 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:
sifo I just read that story you shared and I've laughed my intestines out! Lol...

Why did the dude run? He should go and fulfil prophesy...lol
Lol thanks for reading. In d end, no one can stand up to death, not really. Plus it's a lot easier to dream than face reality lol.
Incase your wondering what we're talking about grin http://readthescrolls.com/2016/01/06/iku-death/

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by auwalbabamanga: 5:53pm On Jan 07, 2016
Abeg is true that federal government is recruiting for the new announced teachers? Someone send an email asking me send my CV via primaryeduboard@gmail.com.pls nairalanders I want una to confirm it for me
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
Can u imagine

I thought I was posting my good news here, meanwhile it was actually on another thread! Na wa for me! sad sad sad angry angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:15pm On Jan 07, 2016
**Clears Throat**

...................##Beats Gong##

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Okay so I guess you would be absolutely right if you say that I'm having the best start in my year!!!

Yes it's what you are thinking...exactly what you are thinking!

amicable09....tollyb.....y'all should come around lemme gist you............ cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
Before I start my epistle.....

Thank you very much to Nairaland I must say....More thanks to Jobland wink

I got my first job from an NL advert....

And now.....

YEAh!! You guessed right!!!

I've got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

And it's a job in a field dear to my heart...The very exact kind that I need right at this moment!

Once again I saw the lead on Nairaland! Didnt actually see an advert..

But people had interviews there sometime ago were discussimg and so I just decided to send my CV shaaaa............

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:18pm On Jan 07, 2016
In the first place, the application I sent to the Company showed me "Not delivered" on my email.....

I re-sent it three times yet each of the times I got a mailer daemon reply saying the sending failed.

So I was shocked when they called me for the interview last year Dec cos as far as I was concerned the mail no deliver....

So ryt from the invitation Jehovah hand don de inside I tell u.

Fast forward to preparing for the interview...

I saw info abt the job on NAIRALAND (that's how I knew abt the company) so I went on NL and searched for info for preparing.
Saw some helpful info for the first interview..I jack scarra....

Only to get there and the pattern kinda changed o shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Chai.... Well sha... God win, I pass that stage. Got invited for the second...

Now the people on NL didn't proceed to the second stage so I didn't have any inkling of idea on what to expect... Na so I sha try shaaaaa....

And then thank God... God still win.... Invited to last stage.

For the last stage na dia I confuse die... Cos de don already ask ALL the regular interview questions for stage one and two...

So I no jus know wetin to expect.... Na so I start to kill myself once more... Jack all the jackables abt the company, study all the mechanisms of their drugs, how it works, where it works,competitions, sample presentations, evry evry.....

Lol and behold, I reach dia panel of 5 judges on a long conference table, na so dem ask me "Tell us abt urself.... Introduce yourself"...

My brain just knock cos the first thing on my mind was" shuuuu I don tell una yesterday na "...

Na so I start to fumble, de talk from jericho to Nigeria all the unrelated unconnected information one can ever be rambling...

At a point the man say "I put it to you that you don't know what you want!"... At a point all of them de laff me... At a point ehnnnnn me I jus know say I don mumu myself die! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

I was seriously in correct tears while on my way home...

Prayed and Prayed and Prayed and cried.

And very miraculously, yesterday evening, I got their text saying I was successful, see where I wan mad na...

Chai.... I'm madly excited ryt now....

And really I feel it's a job Jehovah my God has given me by himself...

And so everybody ...... Join me in celebrating.... More Good news would roll in for all of us this year! Cheers!

Davide470
tolutweety
tollyb
amicable09
Jamean
beau49
ksstroud
mtor
naanxie
ProudOlodo
Lero15 my in-law
veevean
willyblinx
Joblanders.........................

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by E383: 6:24pm On Jan 07, 2016
Sifo, Boverview! cry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:24pm On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09: Wow! Honey, this is the best news of the day!!! Wow! You got the job so swiftly with ease, I'm so happy for you.

CONGRATULATIONS! Smooth Jazz is off the market. Babe, we got to wash this! I'm no over! Tolly and I are gonna drink to this ... Prepare!

This is the beginning of best things to come, congrats.

Yes dearie thank you very much..

It wasn't easy though.... Stage one was last year...

Let's put it simply - It was a miracle! cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 6:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
Jazmiynne:

Yes dearie thank you very much..
It wasn't easy though.... Stage one was last year...
Let's put it simply - It was a miracle! cheesy cheesy
cheesy This is miracle cum magic ...lol. Congrats again babe, you must be walking and typing from the moon now... lol
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 6:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
Congratulations Jazmiynne!!! Great news.

May God grant you the strength, wisdom and grace for the job. Amen.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
Dahveydson:
Congratulations Jazmiynne!!! Great news.

May God grant you the strength, wisdom and grace for the job. Amen.


Amen Amen cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 7:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Jazmiynne... Oya share the gala share the booze... D booze, d booze.. Naso e dey start... From gig to gig... Wishing you an accommodating and colleagues- friendly work station...
....
NB... I'm the tithe collector here
Kindly revert....


Happy for my lovely e-friend
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
amicable09:
cheesy
This is miracle cum magic ...lol.
Congrats again babe, you must be walking and typing from the moon now... lol

Lol yes o

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