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Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:09am On Jan 19, 2016
Please help me I'm serious.I'm in my second year in a federal university. The problem is I've never had a girlfriend.
I feel bad when I go to night class and see my fellow boys with their girlfriends it hurts a lot.I'm not that handsome but I try. In my 100level some girls shower me green light I mumu too much I just let it slide.please advice me.I don't want olosho again. After fuckving olosho you release the next thing you hear is oya come dey go.no kissing,cuddling. Please help me
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:19am On Jan 19, 2016
You use mouth to tell Olosho you wantu fuucck her? Use same mouth to tell any girl to be your gehfriend. It's very simple

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by valdes00(m): 12:22am On Jan 19, 2016
mtchew... tanx for making me waste 30kb

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Strahovski1(m): 12:24am On Jan 19, 2016
Items required:

1) Money

2) Pretty face

3) Good hair

4) Be a bad guy not the church holy son of God

5) Womanise.

That's all bro.

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 19, 2016
Nuells:
You use mouth to tell Olosho you wantu fuucck her? Use same mouth to tell any girl to be your gehfriend. It's very simple

I'm kind of scared.if I see a girl I like with a boy more rich or handsome than I am I automatically loose interest. I don't know. When I say olosho I mean those ones in brothels. Please help I need a girlfriend
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:25am On Jan 19, 2016
Strahovski1:
Happy to help

I will appreciate
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:28am On Jan 19, 2016
Honeybunny123:


I'm kind of scared.if I see a girl I like with a boy more rich or handsome than I am I automatically loose interest. I don't know. When I say olosho I mean those ones in brothels. Please help I need a girlfriend
How old are you?


If you're up to eighteen then you gotta man up and be courageous else you may or may not even get married in your whole life
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016
Nuells:

How old are you?


If you're up to eighteen then you gotta man up and be courageous else you may or may not even get married in your whole life

I'm 18.I'm scared of that also. I don't even know what to talk about when with a girl, some cone around and leave because no topic
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Zzyco: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016
Are you in school? Try this anyway.
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.

Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does
not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?

Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?

Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?

Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?

BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and
night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time
to
think about this.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent
or
praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already

Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Peacetemi: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016
What do you mean by no kissing, no cuddling? So if an olosho gives you the chance you'll kiss her?

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 19, 2016
Peacetemi:
What do you mean by no kissing, no cuddling? So if an olosho gives you the chance you'll kiss her?

You didn't get me.I meant I like those things but can't experience it with an olosho. Please help
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by ilovecritics(m): 12:37am On Jan 19, 2016
Honeybunny123:
Please help me I'm serious.I'm in my second year in a federal university. The problem is I've never had a girlfriend.
I feel bad when I go to night class and see my fellow boys with their girlfriends it hurts a lot.I'm not that handsome but I try. In my 100level some girls shower me green light I mumu too much I just let it slide.please advice me.I don't want olosho again. After fuckving olosho you release the next thing you hear is oya come dey go.no kissing,cuddling. Please help me

[size=18pt]Make a lotta money bro .. It works![/size]
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:40am On Jan 19, 2016
ilovecritics:


[size=18pt]Make a lotta money bro .. It works![/size]

Sure it does. During our next holiday I'm go into full time yahoo. One of my class mate do it he drives car to school uses iPhone command girls also,even my elder brothers and his friend.my fiend at home just messaged me he go some dollars and street girls just started making advance. I want to make the money. But still I want a girlfriend
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:41am On Jan 19, 2016
Honeybunny123:


I'm 18.I'm scared of that also. I don't even know what to talk about when with a girl, some cone around and leave because no topic
Make google your intimate friend, it always tell you what you want, wish and need to learn ontop the matter
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by delectablegyal(f): 12:42am On Jan 19, 2016
You don shag olosho, wetin you want again? The girlfriend wey u dey find, nor be for sex again? You only need additional benefits dat an olosho can't give you.

Dear, you are not ready for a relationship.

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:44am On Jan 19, 2016
Zzyco:
Are you in school? Try this anyway.
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.

Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does
not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?

Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?

Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?

Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?

BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and
night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time
to
think about this.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent
or
praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already

Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

Lol thanks. This will work on whatspp if the girl will agree
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:45am On Jan 19, 2016
delectablegyal:
You don shag olosho, wetin you want again? The girlfriend wey u dey find, nor be for sex again? You only need additional benefits dat an olosho can't give you.

Dear, you are not ready for a relationship.

Bro you don't get. They is this feeling of being loved by somebody its not all about sex.I'm ready for a relationship
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 19, 2016
Nuells:

Make google your intimate friend, it always tell you what you want, wish and need to learn ontop the matter

Thank you
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:49am On Jan 19, 2016
Cc

Laveda mizmycoli michellla mariaeloa Iamlegend1 YourMain Cruzita Monalisa185 pet4ril nd all please help
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by ril19(m): 12:53am On Jan 19, 2016
OP this is 21st century in case you forgot. at least you nor dey watch films? undecided these things happen always in the movies.

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:54am On Jan 19, 2016
Lmao
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by AbuadStudent(m): 12:54am On Jan 19, 2016
Bro, try and meet new girls daily, build your confidence, if you onlu complement their dresses on the road, its okay.when you habe enough confidence, roll with them..after 2 weeks pop the question. most may reject you,but not all..and there you will find bae,
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 19, 2016
AbuadStudent:
Bro, try and meet new girls daily, build your confidence, if you onlu complement their dresses on the road, its okay.when you habe enough confidence, roll with them..after 2 weeks pop the question. most may reject you,but not all..and there you will find bae,

Thanks bro. The thing is I don't know where to meet new girls as I don't even attend school fellowship I attend a church in town only on Sunday and I leave before the service ends I don't talk or know anybody there. Its just class,night class,hostel,church. How will I roll when I don't know what to say
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by PureWays(m): 1:01am On Jan 19, 2016
delectablegyal:
You don shag olosho, wetin you want again? The girlfriend wey u dey find, nor be for sex again? You only need additional benefits dat an olosho can't give you.

Dear, you are not ready for a relationship.
Nah!!
What the guy wants is Affection and Companionship.

@Op, I think your priorities are misplaced though, but let me give you this hint; Don't try to impress the ladies, do things that will impress the guys and see ladies fall at your feet.. It's a psychological thing..

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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 1:05am On Jan 19, 2016
PureWays:
Nah!!
What the guy wants is Affection and Companionship.

@Op, I think your priorities are misplaced though, but let me give you this hint; Don't try to impress the ladies, do things that will impress the guys and see ladies fall at your feet.. It's a psychological thing..

Thank you that's what I want not sex alone.I don't impress ladies anymore even in my class I barely talk to them except the guys and am popular among them
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Monalisa185(f): 8:44am On Jan 19, 2016
Honeybunny123:
Cc

Lavda mimycoli michella marieloa Iamlgend1 Yourain Cruita Monalisa185 petril nd all please help

your case is before the amadiohagrin
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by AbuadStudent(m): 10:02am On Jan 19, 2016
Honeybunny123:


Thanks bro. The thing is I don't know where to meet new girls as I don't even attend school fellowship I attend a church in town only on Sunday and I leave before the service ends I don't talk or know anybody there. Its just class,night class,hostel,church. How will I roll when I don't know what to say

You attend church? are there not girls your age in the church? what about the not so fine girls in your class?

before you can roll..you go start from somewhere, like completing their dress,talking to them WITHOUT the intention of dating..amd gradually..its not a one day thing.
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by SkinnyDude(m): 12:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
stop masturrbating.. it kills morale..
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
SkinnyDude:
stop masturrbating.. it kills morale..

Yes I masturbate but I'm not addicted. I don't think its affecting me bro
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Smellymouth: 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2016
If I help u, will u allow me Fvck her??
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 20, 2016
Smellymouth:
If I help u, will u allow me Fvck her??

Lol. But bro I need help
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by SkinnyDude(m): 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
Honeybunny123:


Yes I masturbate but I'm not addicted. I don't think its affecting me bro
like, how often do you do it?

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