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Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:09am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Please help me I'm serious.I'm in my second year in a federal university. The problem is I've never had a girlfriend. I feel bad when I go to night class and see my fellow boys with their girlfriends it hurts a lot.I'm not that handsome but I try. In my 100level some girls shower me green light I mumu too much I just let it slide.please advice me.I don't want olosho again. After fuckving olosho you release the next thing you hear is oya come dey go.no kissing,cuddling. Please help me |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:19am On Jan 19, 2016 |
You use mouth to tell Olosho you wantu fuucck her? Use same mouth to tell any girl to be your gehfriend. It's very simple 4 Likes |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by valdes00(m): 12:22am On Jan 19, 2016 |
mtchew... tanx for making me waste 30kb 1 Like |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Strahovski1(m): 12:24am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Items required: 1) Money 2) Pretty face 3) Good hair 4) Be a bad guy not the church holy son of God 5) Womanise. That's all bro. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Nuells: I'm kind of scared.if I see a girl I like with a boy more rich or handsome than I am I automatically loose interest. I don't know. When I say olosho I mean those ones in brothels. Please help I need a girlfriend |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:25am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Strahovski1: I will appreciate |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:28am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Honeybunny123:How old are you? If you're up to eighteen then you gotta man up and be courageous else you may or may not even get married in your whole life |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Nuells: I'm 18.I'm scared of that also. I don't even know what to talk about when with a girl, some cone around and leave because no topic |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Zzyco: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Are you in school? Try this anyway. Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." 5 Likes |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Peacetemi: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016 |
What do you mean by no kissing, no cuddling? So if an olosho gives you the chance you'll kiss her? 1 Like |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Peacetemi: You didn't get me.I meant I like those things but can't experience it with an olosho. Please help |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by ilovecritics(m): 12:37am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Honeybunny123: [size=18pt]Make a lotta money bro .. It works![/size] |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:40am On Jan 19, 2016 |
ilovecritics: Sure it does. During our next holiday I'm go into full time yahoo. One of my class mate do it he drives car to school uses iPhone command girls also,even my elder brothers and his friend.my fiend at home just messaged me he go some dollars and street girls just started making advance. I want to make the money. But still I want a girlfriend |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nuells: 12:41am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Honeybunny123:Make google your intimate friend, it always tell you what you want, wish and need to learn ontop the matter |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by delectablegyal(f): 12:42am On Jan 19, 2016 |
You don shag olosho, wetin you want again? The girlfriend wey u dey find, nor be for sex again? You only need additional benefits dat an olosho can't give you. Dear, you are not ready for a relationship. 1 Like |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:44am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Zzyco: Lol thanks. This will work on whatspp if the girl will agree |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:45am On Jan 19, 2016 |
delectablegyal: Bro you don't get. They is this feeling of being loved by somebody its not all about sex.I'm ready for a relationship |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Nuells: Thank you |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:49am On Jan 19, 2016 |
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Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by ril19(m): 12:53am On Jan 19, 2016 |
OP this is 21st century in case you forgot. at least you nor dey watch films? these things happen always in the movies. 1 Like |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 12:54am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Lmao |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by AbuadStudent(m): 12:54am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Bro, try and meet new girls daily, build your confidence, if you onlu complement their dresses on the road, its okay.when you habe enough confidence, roll with them..after 2 weeks pop the question. most may reject you,but not all..and there you will find bae, |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 19, 2016 |
AbuadStudent: Thanks bro. The thing is I don't know where to meet new girls as I don't even attend school fellowship I attend a church in town only on Sunday and I leave before the service ends I don't talk or know anybody there. Its just class,night class,hostel,church. How will I roll when I don't know what to say |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by PureWays(m): 1:01am On Jan 19, 2016 |
delectablegyal:Nah!! What the guy wants is Affection and Companionship. @Op, I think your priorities are misplaced though, but let me give you this hint; Don't try to impress the ladies, do things that will impress the guys and see ladies fall at your feet.. It's a psychological thing.. 1 Like |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 1:05am On Jan 19, 2016 |
PureWays: Thank you that's what I want not sex alone.I don't impress ladies anymore even in my class I barely talk to them except the guys and am popular among them |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Monalisa185(f): 8:44am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Honeybunny123: your case is before the amadioha |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by AbuadStudent(m): 10:02am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Honeybunny123: You attend church? are there not girls your age in the church? what about the not so fine girls in your class? before you can roll..you go start from somewhere, like completing their dress,talking to them WITHOUT the intention of dating..amd gradually..its not a one day thing. |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by SkinnyDude(m): 12:49pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
stop masturrbating.. it kills morale.. |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
SkinnyDude: Yes I masturbate but I'm not addicted. I don't think its affecting me bro |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Smellymouth: 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
If I help u, will u allow me Fvck her?? |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Smellymouth: Lol. But bro I need help |
Re: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by SkinnyDude(m): 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Honeybunny123:like, how often do you do it? |
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