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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 7:26pm On Jan 31, 2016
gracile:
Kbs468, logodwhiz, fellow brethren.. join me and thank God o
My record has finally been uploaded grin grin
congrats
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by gracile(f): 7:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:

congrats
Thanks d
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MissEvey(f): 7:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
MissEvey, you've left a gentleman hanging for so long!


I'm ready to be committed to you! angry kiss cry

Okay okay!!! I just had to be sure you meant it You know? So, your response to Sent4rina finally did the convincing... I accept your proposal 'honey bunch'...
Stretches forth the middle finger, smiling uncontrollably... receives the ring... I dunno what follows after wink

No now, "eyin alarina e yeba o"
Cc: Sent4rina
KBS468 et al

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 7:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
Kbs468:

Hin hon hun hii huyaaa. I laughed in South Korean accent. Na only MissOyin fit understand the laughter.

Yes agreed we settle it out privately is maturely acceptable but you giving me terms and conditions won't work out at all because

1. I didn't ask you to return my 10,000 tubers of yams even after discovering that you didn't actually tendered them to my in-laws-As in Daddy, Mummy and all uncles and aunties, cousins, nieces and nephews inclusive, rather you sold them and kept the money for personal use.

2. It is the money you are now thinking of bribing all principal officers with in order to effect your plans with Shammak.

3. Your Twin sister Fraih is not your younger sister that you could influence her romantic emotional disposition anyhow.

4. I have discovered you, so my plan now is to boycott you and access the family directly since I have used you to gain her attention.

NOW, HERE IS A BREATHER FOR YOU

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY ACCORDING TO MY RULES IN YOUR BID TO SUCCEED WITH YOUR MINISTERIAL AMBITION?

REMEMBER THAT IF ALL THESE I SAID GOT TO (*whispering*) *****Dodo, I believe you know the rest of the story Na

So, I am waiting for your response *standing akimbo and smiling to hear him out as he has his face changed immediately to suggest discomfort*
As you can see u need my support now dan ever due to d fact dat dia is already a conspiracy within d cabinet to get u out of office judging by d recent press release from d office of d president, d president still harbour a burning feelings for my twinnie in d bottom of his heart nd he is seekin to get u out of d equation. D truth is dat d president wil heartfully consent to any leverage i bring up to him just to hav my sis hand in marraige nd gratify d burnin gesire of his heart but i dont want to betray my gud friend dat has consistently recommend me for miniterial position. Now you hav just two alternative to choose from either u agree to my proposal nd retain ur office and also hav my twinnie hands in marriage or u refuse d proposal nd lose everytin meanwhile am d chairman of d family marriage committee nd as such my decision is final. I enjoin u to think deeply sire

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fireandice(f): 7:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
waec is not needed in camp
Gosj01:
Guys, how true is this that during registration in camp, they only accept original Waec certificate from waec and not the one given by the secondary school and

2. Only colored jamb admission letter will be collected for the registration.




Cc:
DTOBS
Kbs468
LogoDwhiz e.t.c







**** I dedicate this thread to all the good and bad people here ****
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by ayosco2008(m): 7:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:

next in fa cup. .man city

we must beat them whether they like it or not
We gonna overcome dem. Fa cup is for d blues this season
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:
next in fa cup. .man city
we must beat them whether they like it or not
babe,d draw is still 8pm tonight nah....grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MissEvey(f): 7:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
Lol... my dear, this one is sharp by deciding to put all his eggs in one basket o because, na to dey enjoy remain for am now tongue cheesy
Sent4rina:


*whispering into ur hears*

As a sharp guy u should no hw to play ur cards.

Remember; don't put all eggs in a basket..

My message is clear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kaywiluv(f): 7:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
What next After the your record has been successfully uploaded?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
Kbs468:
No it's irrelevant
I for fear ooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prindu(m): 7:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
Fraiser:
she knows, tank u sire
grin grin grin...who is u? Bodyguard or spokesman... Lol!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2016
DTOBS:

First thing first, I never see where waec cert was included in the documents required at camp but all the same,kindly get all this ready and carry them along to camp.
It takes #2000 only to ncollect the original certificate from waec
how do one collect d original certificate
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2016
Sent4rina:


Now u see...Wen i said we're compatible u thought i was joking. We are going to enugu 2geda and nothing, i repeat, nothing wil separate us.

Buh wait a minute... Hw come ur hausa doesn't fluent having born nd breed in the north?

Lemme guess.. U ar d kind of gal that speaks english at home, ryt?
ya let go dea.if i hear say am d kind of girl dah speaks english @ home.I speak correct yoruba.I can't fit speak english @ home nobody wil answer me if i do.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:33pm On Jan 31, 2016
MissEvey:


Okay okay!!! I just had to be sure you meant it You know? So, your response to Sent4rina finally did the convincing... I accept your proposal 'honey bunch'...
Stretches forth the middle finger, smiling uncontrollably... receives the ring... I dunno what follows after wink

No now, "eyin alarina e yeba o"
Cc: Sent4rina
KBS468 et al
chai,LogoDwhiz no go fit sleep tonight ooooo

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MissEvey(f): 7:33pm On Jan 31, 2016
sydneyboss:


That leaves us to 2nd of march or April. I prefer march mbok!

It should be 2nd of March. Someone sent me this this evening

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:34pm On Jan 31, 2016
Alhassanu:


Haha, perfect. Shey u dae dodge convocation... God bless mummy. She's raising a mother.

BTW, hope your body isn't aching
feel free 2 laff me as much as u want.is not ur fault u hear
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
Kbs468:
Alright. Sweet Dream it's gonna be. Good Morning and Good Night
sweet dreams noni.Bad morning & bad nyt.am comin 4 u don't wori
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:37pm On Jan 31, 2016
spixytinxy:
Rukkyola u b correct babe, afta wat a man can do, a woman can do better, me too go do beta, by avin 7 husbands
hehehe...7 husbands ke.don't go & die o.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prindu(m): 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2016
Fraih:

Sir sad you cant really blame me for not mentioning you, your name hasnt rang a Bell, now I will put it to heart smiley

Thanks for that reminder.
Alright dear... Beta pikin grin grin

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:
how do one collect d original certificate
*Leave your house *Take a bike or cab *Tell the bike/cabman u re going to waec office in your area (HQ) * Pay the man *Get down from the bike or cab *Enter any of the office and tell them you re there for your certificate *present your #2000 cash *tell them your exam year,exam no and exam town/state. *your file will be found and your certificate will be giving to you. *shikena.....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 7:39pm On Jan 31, 2016
DTOBS:
No scratch card!!!! Immediately you will get it!!!!
how do one go about it
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MissOyin(f): 7:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
Kbs468:

Haaaaaaaaa! Éni ti ile énjo ti komô.

No be you dey shout where amodu dey now now?

In case you know know, make you know now oo say amodu don take style stay back to shed some pounds off him body for where he travelled to oo because him know say you are heavy now.

And hin bin tell me say you too naa Twins dey there oo. Na true? abeg tell me because the competition for Twins go sweet well well oo
True oo bt d doctor sed it could be ibeta, hez nt sure yet
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
DTOBS:
babe,d draw is still 8pm tonight nah....grin
dem don finish draw o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prindu(m): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
Fraiser:
she knows, tank u sire
grin grin grin...Who is u, bodyguard or spokesman? Lol..I was only admiring God's wonderful handwork cool

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:
how do one collect d original certificate
*Leave your house *Take a bike or cab *Tell the bike/cabman u re going to waec office in your area (HQ) * Pay the man *Get down from the bike or cab *Enter any of the office and tell them you re there for your certificate *present your #2000 cash *tell them your exam year,exam no and exam town/state. *your file will be found and your certificate will be giving to you. *shikena.....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
jummiekay:

Yes,list was pasted in my school and my name was in the list and I graduated 2015 and all my course mates have seen there names on nysc site but I still can't find mine
I advise u go to sku tomoro asap nd lay ur complaint bfor its too late
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
DTOBS:
*Leave your house *Take a bike or cab *Tell the bike/cabman u re going to waec office in your area (HQ) * Pay the man *Get down from the bike or cab *Enter any of the office and tell them you re there for your certificate *present your #2000 cash *tell them your exam year,exam no and exam town/state. *your file will be found and your certificate will be giving to you. *shikena.....
Thanks a lot
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
Kbs468:


*Since I was busy throughout yesternight with mschubby till the late hours, so I couldn't dream because of the absence of deep sleep but when she relayed the above to me, then the below was my reaction*

Dreams during sleep do come through in reality but not always directly as it often requires expertriate interpretation and now I want you to listen.

I am happy you have shown precisely how you felt about me relative to the use of 'paradise' as an adverb, but in the Physical, thank God you felt safe because no one knows the feelings in paradise since the dead do not come back alive to relay their experiences.

If I had slept and saw you in my own dream shedding tears profusely as a reaction to being sorry for biting my nose, I WOULD HAVE HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO BURST INTO TEARS TOO WHILE SAYING 'Oh my World, thank you for giving me this tears of joy because the trembling that overwhelmed your action out of fear, brought in this joy as seeing you show remorse the more brings to my knowledge, another outstanding qualities of forgiveness in you as more tear shedding is predicated out of your love for me' while still whipping out the tears on your cheeks and freeing my left hand from my nose, rubbing off the blood stains on my handkerchief and using the hand on hair, patting it gently.

ALL IN THE BID TO MAKE YOU STOP CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW DEFINITELY THAT YOU WOULD REACT TOO BY ENDING YOUR OWN TEARS AS A SACRIFICE TO MAKE ME STOP CRYING TOO.

And the above would make you to be unaware of any 'messenger' around whom Ofcourse would have no choice but to uncarry out his job because Mschubby surely wouldn't ask him to cause me harm personally as him being human would be moved seeing two adults crying at the same time.

Since it's a dream you had, like I said b4, Mschubby has no potent Juju but too much of Horror movie watching was responsible for the scary scene you had in the dream.

And finally, I ACTUALLY WAS AT YOUR PLACE THIS MORNING AND WENT ON TO KNOCKED ON YOUR WINDOW, TO THE EXTENT OF TRYING TO OPEN IT B4 LEAVING AND THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RAY OF LIGHT THAT WOKE U UP

In my attempt to apologize to you over my failure to honour my promise of visiting your Dreamland after I openly decline your request to allow justified19 to grace the Dreamland too. AND I SAY 'I AM SORRY LOVE'
Don't even tell me all dat.After leaving me all alone in d dream.Na only God say make ojuju calabar no carry me go.I wud hav jejely allowed Justified19 into d dream sef mayb he wud hav dealt wit d ojuju dat mschubby sent.I am just recovering from d shock i had because of dah dream.I can't fit go & die alone nside one dream while u ar busy enjoinin ursef in reality.d kain witch wey ur wives possess pass my power.Inshort,this is d end of d dream.Time 2 face reality.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
katerine7:
dem don finish draw o
yea,confirmed that now....grin Man city go tough small ooo iheanachoooooooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MissOyin(f): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Lol!

Maybe he has travelled again!

amodu the ajala
Ajala the traveller
He should come back early oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jayloms: 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
gracile:
Kbs468, logodwhiz, fellow brethren.. join me and thank God o
My record has finally been uploaded grin grin
We bless d lord gringrin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by smileeey(f): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
jummiekay:
Name: Ajagbe olajumoke abiodun
Matric no:091202
Schl: ladoke akintola university of technology
Dept: science laboratory technology
Date of birth: 26 Dec 1991
Help me check oo
sorry not want I wanted to send. I helped u to check so I want to upload it but uploaded d wrong one

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