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Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by LadyVerah(f): 7:47pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like 1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER 2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER 3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER 4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr 5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER 6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER 7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER 8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER 9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER 10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER 11.why are you reading this post, 12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER Flimpsy excuse add yours joor..... 37 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Plolly(f): 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Y did you not tell me you love me it's over 20 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by maborukoje(f): 7:53pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Boy:who do support Olamide or don jazzy Girl: Olamide Boy: local girl, it over Girl:I was joking mamani o, I support don jazzy Boy: you get 2mouth.. . It OVER 324 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by yaqq: 8:03pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
boy: babe take this. two egg, fry one n cook one! Girl: boo am tru boy: hey this is not d one I asked u fry, u went n fry d one u were suppose 2 cook! it's Over btw us 284 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by cruzita(f): 8:07pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
I say wear milk pant u wear white pant ITS OVER 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Flexherbal(m): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
No 5 got me laughing... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by 4everisaac(m): 8:21pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
# 9 Can make me break up with her. ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by refiner(f): 8:22pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
why did u put salt in d food instead of sugar!...its ova! 7 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 8:32pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 8:43pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Boy: swtie Girl: pookie Boy: wassup!! Girl: im k. Boy: shooo!!, soo u cnt even write the letters "O" before "K" abi? Girl: bbe i dnt understand Boy: aahhh!!, for not understanding n the 1st offense, it is O, V, E, R, OVER!!! ![]() ![]() 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 7:20am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by amicable09(f): 7:38am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Hilarious indeed! Who's going to break up with me? Come do it now because by 13th it will be too late. It's OVER will not work at all! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by E383: 7:47am On Feb 04, 2016 |
amicable09: Lol. It will be over by the time his number is not going through by 7am Feb 14. 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by amicable09(f): 7:58am On Feb 04, 2016 |
E383:Lol. Guys looking for the easy way out since 1900 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:07am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Boy: I called yoou, you did not pick up Girl: I'm sorry, I was in the toilet. Boy: so, your poopoo smells so bad that you can't pick calls in the toilet. It's over 26 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by masinga07(m): 8:24am On Feb 04, 2016 |
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER ![]() 256 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 04, 2016 |
AlexCk: ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 04, 2016 |
masinga07:Omg!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 46 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:40am On Feb 04, 2016 |
You guys are killing me!!! ![]() Let me find one before he dumps me ![]() #see advertising ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by profpets(m): 8:55am On Feb 04, 2016 |
OP, are u sure that is u on ur display pix, cos u look so pretty. IT'S OVER ![]() ![]() 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by misspicy(f): 9:04am On Feb 04, 2016 |
LMAO ![]() 15 Likes
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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 9:37am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by exclusive7(m): 10:07am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on val's
day,excuses shall arise again, ; my battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the
trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick 37 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Adasun(m): 10:31am On Feb 04, 2016 |
BOY:why ar u 36sec late ![]() GIRL:han whats da meaning of dat question? BOY: u dare ask me back? ![]() 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by masinga07(m): 11:38am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Nubian113: ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
beau49:argh you have been bursted..just pray amicable09 doesn't read this.... 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 5:43pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
tollyB: There is love in sharing ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 7:56pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
beau49: For quoting me on nairaland, thereby exposing our secret love to the whole world........ IT'S OVER!!!!!!! ![]() 42 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 10:03am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Lero15: ![]() ![]() ![]() Lialia...says who? You better pick a place and time or nairaland won't be able to hold us. ![]() ![]() We entered it mutually and mutually shall we agree to leave it. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2016 |
beau49: For spelling "lailai" wrongly.... IT'S FINALLY OVER! 55 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 11:54am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Lero15: Freedom of speech..... Freedom of expression...... Freedom of spelling....... ![]() And I refuse to accept it....... ![]() ![]() 5 Likes |
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