Sent4rina:


justified10 why are u disturbing my queen. Are u trying to lure her to flirting wit u or wat.
Pls let her be o, she is a married woman.

lol. dey Dia dey dull.. na ur wife dey complain say she no get toaster...I say make I toast her so she no go think say she no fine cos I knw say na beautiful woman..


but as u don show, I go jejely dey ma lane

Rukkyola:

lol! Dah chiefpriest lyf don baje b dat o.so opon al d juju wey im get e can't fit do smtin gud 2 his lyf.ist e b olodo and nw e can't fit tel d irumole 2 change his 4one.do u knw d address of anoda chiefpriest? They ar so many tins i need him 4

lol... If dcheifpriest catch u, I no dey dia o, irunmole no sabi wetin den dey call phone o, na to dey chop cock irunmole sabi. Anyway e get anoda one sha bur if i describe hin house for u, u no go fit get am, may b u go com block me for house tomoro morni make i carry u go hin house

Rukkyola:

i don enter 2day o.Y ar u lying now? wen did i say i wanto boro husband? Fraiser my padi pls come & defend me o

Just Dont worry I Dont even need to tell him if he has eyes he'll see everything except you've covered them with efo

Rukkyola:

pls shut up.my sent4rina is around.no kobami 4 here o.did i tel u dah i wanto flirt? I love my husband so much and i can't fit cheat on him

husband wey u think say den kidnap and u no report for station.issokay.. kontinu.

tomoro if he goes missing, I will continue ma toasting. cos I no dey stop for.middle of d road.

Sent4rina:


justified10 why are u disturbing my queen. Are u trying to lure her to flirting wit u or wat.
Pls let her be o, she is a married woman.

Thank u jare my sweet heart.Lets go and sleep.I love u so much.i can't fit love anoda person d way i lov u.oya let's go.

justified10:
y b say na person husband u wan borrow wen single full Dis city... abeg,, farabale o

na experience man like us oh sorry like kbs468 she needs o, all d single for dis city no get experience of how to care for woman

SC31:




Thank GOd say you son come o this one way your wife wan dey borrow husband

Lai lai it can't be. Why would she borrow husband wen am stil functioning? My rukkyola can't stoop so low to be chasing guys around.

Rukkyola:

Thank u jare my sweet heart.Lets go and sleep.I love u so much.i can't fit love anoda person d way i lov u.oya let's go.

I love u2 my queen.8-)

Fraiser:
lol... If dcheifpriest catch u, I no dey dia o, irunmole no sabi wetin den dey call phone o, na to dey chop cock irunmole sabi. Anyway e get anoda one sha bur if i describe hin house for u, u no go fit get am, may b u go com block me for house tomoro morni make i carry u go hin house

pls i canot wait til 2moro.let's go now now.I have smtin more important i need 2 take care of.It's not abou u o.am not reportin u again.I need 2 protect my marriage ryt nw.

Fraiser:
lol... If dcheifpriest catch u, I no dey dia o, irunmole no sabi wetin den dey call phone o, na to dey chop cock irunmole sabi. Anyway e get anoda one sha bur if i describe hin house for u, u no go fit get am, may b u go com block me for house tomoro morni make i carry u go hin house

My padi of life, how far na. Hw u dey roll since morning?

Sent4rina:


Lai lai it can't be. Why would she borrow husband wen am stil functioning? My rukkyola can't stoop so low to be chasing guys around.

Thank u so much dear.Don't listen 2 anybdy again o and don't check any mentions.Let's go and sleep u hear

justified10:
y u no com approach single..


oya, wait make I approach u.

baby, I love u, I want to marry u and I will give u money.

oya talk ur own.

lol.. Na dat kind method den dey take approach woman for una village, una too much o

justified10:
lol. dey Dia dey dull.. na ur wife dey complain say she no get toaster...I say make I toast her so she no go think say she no fine cos I knw say na beautiful woman..


but as u don show, I go jejely dey ma lane

Na joke she dey joke.

Sent4rina:
Gœd evening guys. How are you all doing on here?
Wia do i start sef, i was awe wen i saw d number of unread mentions on my phne. Though i was away since morning due to some unenvidable task b4 me. I'll definitely treat d msgs 1 after d odas.
I hope i didn't miss much while i was away.
#1love

Hmmm just Dont worry your wife rukkyola would fill you in on what transpired here and I'm sure she'll do a good job

kuchikau:
.....
Please write to the citizens (aspiring senators), informing them of an extention in date.
Pls write to them in details via the ofice of the Senate President(greatestman).
Due recongniton must be giving to active senators.

Kuchikau,
(Deputy president of the senate)...

Senator IghravweIG... Do the needful.

..
IghravweIG do the needful above.
What happens to the proposed update?

justified10:
husband wey u think say den kidnap and u no report for station.issokay.. kontinu.

tomoro if he goes missing, I will continue ma toasting. cos I no dey stop for.middle of d road.

Ah! U dis boy! Ma kobami fa.My husband is back already.pls just go and sleep and don't say anytin

Rukkyola:
@kbs468.my sent4rina don run away o.I dunno wea went him since mornin.He just travelled out of d GOLDEN CITY and refused 2 com bak livin me all alone.
Wispering
**wah do u tink abou us goin bak 2 our relationship b4 he returns? Am no more scared of ojuju calabar since i heard dchiefpriest lives in dis city.I wil also go and get my own juju 4rm him**

Hmmmmmmmmmmmn. Since I said we react to what we see and you too react to what you hear, I have seen this and my reaction now continues by saying that my wives are already reacting on my behalf as a sign of the New found love in my Household already.

Spixytinxy, Oya continue showing how you adore your hubby if not for anything else but to reignite the sweet romantic rivalry between you and Mschubby

Sent4rina:



*shouting ontop of my voice*

who dey shakara my lady 4 here o. As i don show face, i wan make nobody shakara my treasure 4 me o.

How ar u dear? How has been your day?
Sorry i came late, i was fixed up ni jare.

my gud friend no b dis kind period wey I won help u carry on wit ur responsibility, u suppose show face o, abeg still go do some work join we go call u wen will finish

Rukkyola:

Thank u so much dear.Don't listen 2 anybdy again o and don't check any mentions.Let's go and sleep u hear

I go meet u 4 bed. Oya go position 4 sef 4 me i dey come, dis nyt go dey sweet die.

Sent4rina:


Lai lai it can't be. Why would she borrow husband wen am stil functioning? My rukkyola can't stoop so low to be chasing guys around.

Chai the work of efo

Fraiser:
lol.. Na dat kind method den dey take approach woman for una village, una too much o

dat is d summary of all d grammar wey we dey talk...

SC31:


Hmmm I dey suspect this your prayer o

no b wetin u get for mind o, I never wise rich dat levo

SC31:


Hmmm just Dont worry your wife rukkyola would fill you in on what transpired here and I'm sure she'll do a good job

pls go and sleep.don't u hav tym in ur house abi ur husband don loss and u no com get wrk again.na 2 dey poke ur nose into my family mata na im remain 4 u.Go and sleep jor!

Rukkyola:

ah! My husband i hav missed u so much o.I was even abou 2 report 2 d minister of defense dah u ar missing.I have been jejely minding my own business here ni fa b4 pple started accusin me da i am husband snatcher.Don't listen to wat any1 tells u o.U knw i love u so much and i can't fit cheat on u.oya tel me wat do u wanna eat 2nyt? I did nt prepare anytin fa because i tot u wea kidnapped and won't b comin bak.

sent4rina dis ur wife mind no pure for u o

Fraiser:
my gud friend no b dis kind period wey I won help u carry on wit ur responsibility, u suppose show face o, abeg still go do some work join we go call u wen will finish

Abeg if na joke, oya stop it b4 i vex 4 u o. Help me ke! Wetin i go dey do wey u go dey help me 4 my wife.

Wait o... Abi ogogoro don dey wori dis my friend ni(i jux dey think ni o, base on wetin u dey talk 4 mouth).

SC31:
Chai the work of efo

:-P amebo. Gud 4 u.

Rukkyola:

Ah! U dis boy! Ma kobami fa.My husband is back already.pls just go and sleep and don't say anytin

motigbo.. I will com bak wen he leaves home tomoro..

#whispering# don't loose d opportunity of getting iPhone from me..u knw ur fone don chop stew

greatestman:

Thank you for taking hard to take decisions at my absence. Senate is the heartbeat of any well structured Government, they checkmate any form of lawlessness in a Government.. Once again well done.. The case of Banks92 and Kingley3218 should be forwarded to disciplinary committee..
The new format of the screening will look like this :
1.Each candidate will be screened at a fix time (In which you the DSP will fix that)...
2. After asigning time notify the nominee at least two hours ahead the time he/she supposed to appear at the senate(Ensure you mentioned all senators)...
3. The nominee should appear before the senate at exact time assigned to him/her and mention all the senators failure to do that is tantamount to screened out...
4.We need each nominees educational background(with qualification as the case maybe)..
5. Your manifesto
6. Past and present achievements..
7. Atleast 5 template of what he/she gonna do to for the betterment of this Republic..
8. And most be ready to attend to all questions present by the senate...
I remain my humble self
The Senate president of this Republic..
Greatestman
God bless Nairaland
Good bless Golden City Republic
God bless A16 PCMs

...

Dear distinguished senator Amodu,

please read carefully the above regarding ministrial Nominees and act accordinly on my BEHALF.
Write to them via the office of the senate president(greatestman)
exclude the names of suspended senators.
Pls Treat as urgent!!!

Kuchikau,
(deputy senate president)

.

greatestman:

Thank you for taking hard to take decisions at my absence. Senate is the heartbeat of any well structured Government, they checkmate any form of lawlessness in a Government.. Once again well done.. The case of Banks92 and Kingley3218 should be forwarded to disciplinary committee..
The new format of the screening will look like this :
1.Each candidate will be screened at a fix time (In which you the DSP will fix that)...
2. After asigning time notify the nominee at least two hours ahead the time he/she supposed to appear at the senate(Ensure you mentioned all senators)...
3. The nominee should appear before the senate at exact time assigned to him/her and mention all the senators failure to do that is tantamount to screened out...
4.We need each nominees educational background(with qualification as the case maybe)..
5. Your manifesto
6. Past and present achievements..
7. Atleast 5 template of what he/she gonna do to for the betterment of this Republic..
8. And most be ready to attend to all questions present by the senate...
I remain my humble self
The Senate president of this Republic..
Greatestman
God bless Nairaland
Good bless Golden City Republic
God bless A16 PCMs

...

Dear distinguished senator Amodu,

please read carefully the above regarding ministrial Nominees and act accordinly on my BEHALF.
Write to them via the office of the senate president(greatestman)
exclude the names of suspended senators.
Pls Treat as urgent!!!

Kuchikau,
(deputy senate president)

Sent4rina:


Na joke she dey joke.

bros, d joke no funny o. cos I no laff wen she talk am..

Rukkyola:

i don enter 2day o.Y ar u lying now? wen did i say i wanto boro husband? Fraiser my padi pls come & defend me o

for wia? Shebi u want to report me to d cheif priest, oya go report me nw, i no dey beg u again

Rukkyola:

pls go and sleep.don't u hav tym in ur house abi ur husband don loss and u no com get wrk again.na 2 dey poke ur nose into my family mata na im remain 4 u.Go and sleep jor!

Lol I'm waiting for my husband