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Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by LadyVerah(f): 7:47pm On Feb 03, 2016
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Plolly(f): 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2016
Y did you not tell me you love me it's over

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by maborukoje(f): 7:53pm On Feb 03, 2016
Boy:who do support Olamide or don jazzy
Girl: Olamide
Boy: local girl, it over
Girl:I was joking mamani o, I support don jazzy
Boy: you get 2mouth.. . It OVER

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by yaqq: 8:03pm On Feb 03, 2016
boy: babe take this. two egg, fry one n cook one!
Girl: boo am tru
boy: hey this is not d one I asked u fry, u went n fry d one u were suppose 2 cook! it's Over btw us

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by cruzita(f): 8:07pm On Feb 03, 2016
I say wear milk pant u wear white pant ITS OVER

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Flexherbal(m): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2016
No 5 got me laughing...

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by 4everisaac(m): 8:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
# 9 Can make me break up with her. grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by refiner(f): 8:22pm On Feb 03, 2016
why did u put salt in d food instead of sugar!...its ova!

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 8:32pm On Feb 03, 2016
refiner:
why did u put salt in d food instead of sugar!...its ova!

Hahahaha,
E for be sand sef

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 8:43pm On Feb 03, 2016
Boy: swtie
Girl: pookie
Boy: wassup!!
Girl: im k.
Boy: shooo!!, soo u cnt even write the letters "O" before "K" abi?
Girl: bbe i dnt understand
Boy: aahhh!!, for not understanding n the 1st offense, it is O, V, E, R, OVER!!!

grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 7:20am On Feb 04, 2016
Lol
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by amicable09(f): 7:38am On Feb 04, 2016
Hilarious indeed! Who's going to break up with me? Come do it now because by 13th it will be too late.

It's OVER will not work at all!

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by E383: 7:47am On Feb 04, 2016
amicable09:
Hilarious indeed! Who's going to break up with me? Come do it now because by 13th it will be too late.

It's OVER will not work at all!

Lol. It will be over by the time his number is not going through by 7am Feb 14.

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by amicable09(f): 7:58am On Feb 04, 2016
E383:


Lol. It will be over by the time his number is not going through by 7am Feb 14.
Lol. Guys looking for the easy way out since 1900
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:07am On Feb 04, 2016
Boy: I called yoou, you did not pick up
Girl: I'm sorry, I was in the toilet.
Boy: so, your poopoo smells so bad that you can't pick calls in the toilet. It's over

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by masinga07(m): 8:24am On Feb 04, 2016
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 04, 2016
AlexCk:
Boy: swtie
Girl: pookie
Boy: wassup!!
Girl: im k.
Boy: shooo!!, soo u cnt even write the letters "O" before "K" abi?
Girl: bbe i dnt understand
Boy: aahhh!!, for not understanding n the 1st offense, it is O, V, E, R, OVER!!!

grin grin

grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 04, 2016
masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER grin
Omg!!! grin grin grin sad angry

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 8:40am On Feb 04, 2016
You guys are killing me!!! cheesy

Let me find one before he dumps me lipsrsealed


#see advertising shocked

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by profpets(m): 8:55am On Feb 04, 2016
OP, are u sure that is u on ur display pix, cos u look so pretty. IT'S OVER shocked grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by misspicy(f): 9:04am On Feb 04, 2016
LMAO grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 9:37am On Feb 04, 2016
Nubian113:


grin grin grin

The "k" family. wink wink grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by exclusive7(m): 10:07am On Feb 04, 2016
Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 "And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Adasun(m): 10:31am On Feb 04, 2016
BOY:why ar u 36sec latesad?

GIRL:han whats da meaning of dat question?


BOY: u dare ask me back?sad u knw what,ur inconsticency have reach my neck.leave my hwz it's over.

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by masinga07(m): 11:38am On Feb 04, 2016
Nubian113:
Omg!!! grin grin grin sad angry
cool
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2016
Lero15:
Lol



Don't lol oand don't give me any of these excuses.


Where are you taking me to on Val day. angry tongue
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2016
beau49:




Don't lol oand don't give me any of these excuses.


Where are you taking me to on Val day. angry tongue
argh you have been bursted..just pray amicable09 doesn't read this....

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 5:43pm On Feb 04, 2016
tollyB:
argh you have been bursted..just pray amicable09 doesn't read this....




There is love in sharing grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 7:56pm On Feb 04, 2016
beau49:




Don't lol oand don't give me any of these excuses.


Where are you taking me to on Val day. angry tongue

For quoting me on nairaland, thereby exposing our secret love to the whole world........


IT'S OVER!!!!!!! angry

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 10:03am On Feb 05, 2016
Lero15:


For quoting me on nairaland, thereby exposing our secret love to the whole world........


IT'S OVER!!!!!!! angry


grin cheesy grin



Lialia...says who? You better pick a place and time or nairaland won't be able to hold us. angry angry


We entered it mutually and mutually shall we agree to leave it. grin

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2016
beau49:



grin cheesy grin



Lialia...says who? You better pick a place and time or nairaland won't be able to hold us. angry angry


We entered it mutually and mutually shall we agree to leave it. grin

For spelling "lailai" wrongly....

IT'S FINALLY OVER!

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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 11:54am On Feb 06, 2016
Lero15:


For spelling "lailai" wrongly....

IT'S FINALLY OVER!





Freedom of speech.....
Freedom of expression......
Freedom of spelling....... tongue



And I refuse to accept it....... angry angry

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