#869

Dedicated to my astonishing MissOyin

Top of the morning to you all

How was your night

I guess it was awesome


IRE OOOOO

Senator Amodu.
How far.
U nor see my mentions.

spixytinxy:
chai sent4rina yr wife don press ur mumu button

i go tel Dchiefpriest 2day say make im help me fynd one juju 4 u 2 wey go make u turn mumu b4 ur husband u hea.Dah ur mout wey dey talk rubbish sef go tear wen i c dchiefpriest no wori

kuchikau:
..
IghravweIG do the needful above.
What happens to the proposed update?

I will give an update today Sir. But we have to be sure that all senators are really ready to resume plenary ur Honour.

Sent4rina:


I will cross the lane wen i get to d other side of the road.

You'll be pregnat(4 real) after camp, if datz wat u want...

*smiling*
my husband reali love me.Me i don even 4get sey camp dey and i wan go cari belle.oya take kiss.

amodu:


I laff

Top of the morning to you, how was ur night

my night was fine..I slept well..

justified10:
hello bae, Na joke I dey o.. no carry ma mata go babalawo o.


BT if u do, Olorun babalola go fight for me.

if i hear say i no go cari mata go Dchiefpriest place shebi u wan destroy ma marriage.Na only if dchiefpriest loss na im remain.u don enter already.notin can fit save u.

justified10:
ehn ehn? OK.
I will patiently wait for her..

gud morning, how was ur nyt?

Good morning
Had a good night But a rough dream

Good morning golden city! Please can I register for NYSC in my house using all the necessary gadget required? Or does it necessary mean cafe? Thanks for your well anticipated reply

Rukkyola:

if i hear say i no go cari mata go Dchiefpriest place shebi u wan destroy ma marriage.Na only if dchiefpriest loss na im remain.u don enter already.notin can fit save u.

oya no vex...



Pele, hug me to show u no vex

Fraih:

Good morning
Had a good night But a rough dream

ha, rough dream ke..wetin u c for dream? hope u don pray sha..I fear dream o

Be Informed To gain your exact state of choice, you will have to register precisely on the first day, and as early as possible.... The Website will be opened for registration @ exactly 12:01am (00:01), so if u can register as early as 7 am, u stand a chance of getting your state of choice.Most over populated or 5 star rating states like LAGOS, CALABAR, RIVERS, ABUJA etc would be filled up before 9th. And if u apply in these states afterwards, you are likely to bethrown to other Regions Mostly NORTH.

justified10:
ha, rough dream ke..wetin u c for dream? hope u don pray sha..I fear dream o

Yea Yea
Even me sef no understand am.

Fraih:

Yea Yea
Even me sef no understand am.

Pele..it hapns.. as u don pray,e don finish...

thank God u av a prophet husband. lol

justified10:
Pele..it hapns.. as u don pray,e don finish...

thank God u av a prophet husband. lol

Abi, o ti pari

Lol me sef I be Prophetess

Fraih:
Abi, o ti pari
Lol me sef I be Prophetess

confam... Na only me b observer for dis golden city.
diaris God o

tiippie:
Hello house, I rep
unilag
history and strategic studies
class '15
preferred states:osun ,akwaibom, abuja

You need to rethink osun state ooo. no attractions there.

Shammak.
How far.
U don submit ur Cv to the office of the DSP.

Gudmorning PCMs and current serving member
Pls,to d married female corp member i will like to knw hw u went abt wit ur registration like for example,my name is brooks lucy until i got married n changed my name to james lucy.Now as a PCM,shuld i register with JAMES lucy or BROOKS lucy?
NB;my skul mobilized me as BROOKS lucy.thanks

"what a waste!", were the quick intrusive thoughts that took hold of my mind, as I lay awake, motionless, in the semi-dark room, whose only faint source of light, shone through the open window, from the reflection of a vigorously burning flame of flared gas from the nearby flow station of the city's oil and gas company. The ferocious flames sometimes gave me the shakes of how the much talked about hell experience would be -- horrific! at the very least; I sure wouldn't want to be caught up in that experience.

"she had you for a fool! you prolly should have listened, perhaps, your night wouldn't have ended up wasted!" , the thoughts continued reprimanding bitterly. She had called in by phone, announcing her intentions on coming over to spend sometime with me, but was constrained financially and needed saving. She had in the past given political promises, and like the gullible follower, I had swallowed them time and again. Excited! at what she had said, damning all contrary thoughts, I transferred a considerable amount, more than enough to transport her and all her belongings as though she were relocating for good. But like some of her well polished promises in the past, this was another hoax.

"maybe I was a fool -- for her at least. I prolly concentrated too much on the fixing to suspect any smart play from her and like the fox she capitalized on that or maybe she just got knocked by a car or something -- I dunno" , a second thought said, irritably in agreement.

"it's just sad I had to give up a good smoke and a stiff drink of hard liquor all to stay tuned for her" the thoughts continued regretfully.

At this time, I realized I had been on that spot for quite awhile now. Dawn was beginning to set-in, as the room slowly got brighter. I had slept suddenly last night on the sofa, after the disappointing wait; awaking only to realize I'd sleep-walked to the double sized bed in the room.
At the moment, I desired nothing more than a good smoke and a strong liquor to help still my mind and appease my soul.

***rolls over to the left side of the bed, with hands close enough, flicks the switch of d table lamp, standing on top of d bedside locker with a set of drawers -- on. Sits up on the edge of the bed, slightly raising the left hand to shield eyes from the blinding effect of the beams from the lamp. Pulls out the first drawer and reaches for the substance and a lighter. Sticking one end of the substance between lips, closes palms on d flame from the lighter on d other end.

Draws in a lungful of the lit substance and slowly releases tiny whiffs of smoke into the air through pouted lips. With the substance burning in-between lips, bends over with a bit of luck to locate the bottle of Russian water standing beside the locker. Takes d bottle to mouth and gulps some of the liquor, cursing only briefly from its burning sensation. Lowers the bottle to the floor and returns back to lying position, puffing away slowly on d lit substance***

After awhile, came a sharp voice, "who come dey smoke this kind early morning for my compound", inquiring from outside my window. I was on d third stick of d substance, unaware that, dawn had fully set. "that's gotta be MamaChi", a voice predicted, the mannish landlady who owned the only provision store in the compound. "who b dat pesin", she said persistently with a bit of a rasp in her voice. Somehow she knew I was d one but she always preferred the dramatics.

***jerks up from the bed, drops the stub of the substance to the floor and steps on it with d back of d heels, putting it off.***

This lady gives me d scare, she had once made my nerve snap, when she snuck up on me from behind, a certain night and caught me puffing the substance at an isolated corner at the rear of the building. Since then, I had always tried to avoid her trouble. She moved her bulk in a staggered manner that made one wonder, da hell the handsome, soft-spoken husband, saw in her to wife her. Sometimes I argue within myself that she prolly proposed to him or used diabolic means to hook him. But, despite her horrific looks, she was lucky to have three beauties and a son, who, unfortunately didn't fight d genes of her looks well enough. Chichi is the second daughter and the prettiest amongst them.
Chichi!... boy! ....What a lovely dish she is. God!.. did nature smile on this broad! Every curve on her body gave out ideas to whomever was listening. God surely took his time on her, putting the right proportions in the right places. I'd love to stir that ship one of these days. She's got to be part of the reason why I still reside here, I'd often thought. Oh well! a good meal is always worth the wait.

***smiling cynically, walks briskly out of the room feeling a bit satisfied***

Golden city must be warming up already for the day.

ABB1:
Good morning golden city! Please can I register for NYSC in my house using all the necessary gadget required? Or does it necessary mean cafe? Thanks for your well anticipated reply

Good morning fellow PCMs, if you know your way around it,why not? But if not,kindly visit any registered cafe that does jamb reg for your registration to avoid story that touch!!!

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT

TO

HONOURABLE MINISTERIAL NOMINEES

NOTIFICATION OF SCREENING

I am directed to notify and inform you all of your screening as a minister nominee. In conformity with the norm and law of the land, it is pertinent you undergo this screening so as to earn you a confirmation as a substantive minister of this great republic.

In consonance with the announcement made by the Deputy Senate President that screening will commence 48 hours after the resumption of plenary, I hereby bring to your notice that Friday 5th of February, 2016 is the set date for the screening.

The following nominees are hereby notified to appear at the floor of the Senate at the appropriated time to them:

Fraiser - Nominee, Minister of Sports and Youth Development - 10:30am

Shammak - Nominee, Minister of Jokes and Laughter - 12:00pm.

Dominion92 - Nominee, Minister of Trade and Investment - 1:30pm

MissOyin - Nominee, Minister of Special Duties and Pro Non African Relation - 3:00pm.

Moyenii - Nominee, Minister of Justice - 4:30pm

Seyibaale - Nominee, Minister of ICT - 5:30pm

Acquaint yourself with the format of the screening which will be in this form:

1. Each nominee will be screened at the affixed time above.

2. You will be notified two (2) hours before your appearance at the red chamber.

3. You should appear before the senate at exact time assigned to you and mention all the senators. Failure to do that is tantamount to being screened out.

4. You will furnish the Senate with your educational
background(with qualification as the case maybe).

5. Your manifesto delivered succinctly.

6. Stating of your past and present achievements.

7. Atleast 5 template of what you will do for the betterment of this Republic.

8. And must be ready to attend to all questions
presented by the senate.

Thanking you in anticipation for your cooperation.

Signed:
Distinguish Senator Amodu for the Deputy Senate President; Kuchikau.

cc:
Greatestman - Senate President
Kuchikau - Deputy Senate President
IghravwelG - Distinguish Senator

Good morning fellow PCMs in the house!
Just checking on you guys to see how you re all doing!!
To all the mentions,you guys are wonderful!!!





March ti GBE wa ooooooo

IghravweIG:
Senator Amodu. How far. U nor see my mentions.

My distinguish colleague, I am so sorry for not responding.
It is due to the assignments at hand.

justified10:
my night was fine..I slept well..

Good to hear

Chinweukamaka:
Gudmorning PCMs and current serving member
Pls,to d married female corp member i will like to knw hw u went abt wit ur registration like for example,my name is brooks lucy until i got married n changed my name to james lucy.Now as a PCM,shuld i register with JAMES lucy or BROOKS lucy?
NB;my skul mobilized me as BROOKS lucy.thanks

You re going to register with the name the school mobilized you with as this is the same name that's on your jamb details

There are some info for married couples on the NYSC site,kindly endeavour to check it out at nysc.org.ng

DTOBS:
Good morning fellow PCMs in the house!
Just checking on you guys to see how you re all doing!!
To all the mentions,you guys are wonderful!!!





March ti GBE wa ooooooo

Good morning DG, how are you and your wife

tiippie:
Unilag

Nice....gud morning, hop u had a pleasant nite rest. Do av a lovely day ahead.

Thank you... Mr. March agbe wa o

DTOBS:


Good morning fellow PCMs, if you know your way around it,why not? But if not,kindly visit any registered cafe that does jamb reg for your registration to avoid story that touch!!!

Good morning everyone! please does 3rd of March still stands for starting of orientation camp. Am contemplating whether to pay that 3k or not because I will likely be in sch then, what do you guys think?

amodu:


My distinguish colleague, I am so sorry for not responding.

It is due to the assignments at hand.

I understand my distinquish colleague, But we were suppose to resume plenary session yesterday.
Please can you do us a favour by notifying the DSP on a particular time frame that would suit us all.

am going on the first day of registration cause am doing revalidation.......but my experience last batch is not to go very early, cause the portal opened late and I had to wait almost all day

peterveo:



Thanks for the info...my 3 states of choice are the so called "hot cakes" so I really wish to register as early as possible.
When are u planning to do urs? I could give u a ride there