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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by sukkot: 6:43pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
your left yansh is bigger than your right yansh. am outttt. its over. lose my number 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by HaneefahRN(f): 6:43pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
BF:- Why is Godwin ur ring tone, u know I'm an upcoming musician. Bae:- Sorry boo, I just like d song. BF: Does tht mean u prefer Korede's song to mine, infact it's over |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Appswheel(m): 6:47pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Why did you not send me a val msg in advance its over for now, we can settle later... but for now... to your tent o baby. Thinking of what special thing to do for your boo/bae this valentine? Let me help you, visit MusikGenie Music Messaging Platform http://musikgenie.com/tracks to dedicate love songs to the special people in your life. You stand a chance of winning special prizes too as you dedicate.
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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by okikiosibodu(m): 6:51pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
i told u to boil one egg and fry the other...u boiled the wrong egg nd fried the wrong egg..IT'S OVER!! I told you to write "11", u put d wrong "1" first...IT'S OVER!!! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by johnfranz1: 6:55pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
when she offend u on 13 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 6:57pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by mimicious(f): 6:57pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Bae y do u call me sugar instead of honey, so u wanna give me diabetes it's over 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by dabimzy(f): 6:58pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Why did u comment on this post? It's over |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by oskaaay(m): 7:01pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Humans are fond of excuses for failure HAVE YOU READ? How To Create Business/official Website On Shoestring Budget Professional-Foskaay via https://www.nairaland.com/2919085/how-create-business-official-website |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 7:02pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Guess it's better Dan having to find out u were d side chick on vals day |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Halleluyah54(m): 7:02pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
hahaaa funny what does she suppose to use,sweepers. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:05pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
maborukoje: Either way, it's over sha noni |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
masinga07: Bros no vex obt you de crase for dis one sha. Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!! If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
masinga07: Bros no vex o but you de crase for dis one sha. Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!! If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by YINKS89(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
@ritababe 4 nt reminding mi dat feb 14th is valentine....... IT OVER....... Kom bck on 15th. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by O8152051232(m): 7:13pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us.You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us.You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by KMJY(f): 7:15pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Flexherbal:For saying this, it is over! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Orikinla(m): 7:16pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
I have no breakup plans, because I am very much with my First Lady Success. In fact, I have Valentine's gifts already kept for her. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by IamUdo(m): 7:16pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
U were not the 1st to like my pix... Its Over! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Estellar: 7:17pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by mojysiola(f): 7:23pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
LadyVerah:Since you didn't allow me to check through your phone, it's OVER |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by NaLaugh: 7:23pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yaqq: This is the funniest one so far. For your reward, here is 1 Naira. Please spend it wisely. Perhaps invest some of it and save some for rainy days.
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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Jayboot(m): 7:25pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
boy; have u eaten girl; yes boy; wat did u eat girl; food boy; wat is food.. doesnt it have name.. infact its OVER.. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by vickylala239: 7:25pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
LadyVerah: The issue is not the xcuse or guys is the girls that usually cause all the shitt for excuses... How can a girl date a guy and Hv dis believe that is all abt guys giving.... if u are in a good relationship u as a girl u cn sponsor ur guy.... u cn proof to him that Wat a man can do we can do better.... U take ur man out all bills on ur head depending on ur pocket,he cn also tke u out.. U cn get gift for him, some thing very good. Some girls are naturally stingy,u cnt buy for him n u xpect him to pick ur calls on VAL... We girls Hv to change our concept and mindset... it is very simple to take a guy out and buy one or two things for him..whether he will marry or Nt.. U will see we girls say I need a rich guy,cnt u wrk?.Wat do u Hv dat u need a rich guy...2mr now wen u gt d rich guy...you will b the 1st to shout heart break... It is Nt a mst Dat u mst b rich to buy for him,if u Dnt Hv money he will knw u cnt hide Dat..if he is Nt having too u will knw....stop telling him to buy dorobuchi by baddest...wen u knw he is not having..... To b frank relationship culd Hv bin a nic thing if we tke who Eva we are dating as brother not maga.... so because of our xcessive demand from guys..guys will now say u mst hv sex..... Wen I was in skool if u Dnt beg Ppl for things,u will notice Ppl will hardly ask u for a pin.... this is exactly Wat is happening to we girls, we ask alot and Neva say no,Xpecially wen he said is free.... 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by ninodaniel(m): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
I tell u say man u go win and u said Chelsea go win but dey played draw. its OVER |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by ritababe(f): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
YINKS89: see you |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by macaranta(m): 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Funny breakups |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by njiasi30(f): 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
maborukoje:Hahahaha I don laugh tire fall 4 ground o.. I don 4get say I dey vex b4 .thanks, u don brighting my mood. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Alexisu: 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Girl: baby, do you know that Buhari is on a short vacation? Boy: yes I know. how long is the vacation? Girl: Just five days. Boy: why five days? Girl: I don't know. Boy: why won't you know? In short, IT IS OVER FOR NOW. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by dimssy(m): 7:34pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
You got great sense...you can turn our million to billion. vickylala239: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Akanaz(m): 7:35pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Where are ur manners? Why didnt u knock b4 u come in? Its over!!! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 7:37pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
on the 3rd
69 missed calls?.. u killed my ba3,u'r capable of killing me..its over.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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