AlexCk:
Boy: swtie
Girl: pookie
Boy: wassup!!
Girl: im k.
Boy: shooo!!, soo u cnt even write the letters "O" before "K" abi?
Girl: bbe i dnt understand
Boy: aahhh!!, for not understanding n the 1st offense, it is O, V, E, R, OVER!!!

LMAO VERY FUNNY

Na wa for naija babes sef, for obodo oyibo na Babes d carry guys out on valantine day, buy dem anything wen dem want n give dem everytin but for naija, girls no go let man rest with buy me this, buy me that, take me out, do me, haba! infact IT IS OVER for all Abuja girls, IT IS OVER, finally OVER for all nigerian girl IT IS OVER, OVER for ever in JESUS NAME

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

This one strong gan ni ooooo, lmao...

Lol

ritababe:

see you

bby na joke oooooo....... I don dey save 4 14th sef.

Orikinla:
I have no breakup plans, because I am very much with my First Lady Success. In fact, I have Valentine's gifts already kept for her.

Do Rey Mi

Ko-Kan-Ye

ritababe:

see you

bby na joke oooooo....... I don dey save 4 14th sef.

sukkot:
your left yansh is bigger than your right yansh. am outttt. its over. lose my number

See as you are confessing

Shade: A.Y I have finished cooking the rice oooo. A.Y: Yeh, how u go turn rice to tuwoo. Its over

yaqq:
boy: babe take this. two egg, fry one n cook one!
Girl: boo am tru
boy: hey this is not d one I asked u fry, u went n fry d one u were suppose 2 cook! it's Over btw us

Lol....That was totally spot on, thumbs up!

Please I need your suggestions here:
www.nairaland.com/2919123/how-avoid-crowd-upcoming-wedding#42712043

I got hot sauce in my bag swag...bishes! I'm from Texasbama mofvcker!!!

Ishilove:

See as you are confessing

its confession day. na sun-day. church day

amicable09:
Hilarious indeed! Who's going to break up with me? Come do it now because by 13th it will be too late.

It's OVER will not work at all!

u asked for a break up ba
its OVER

February 13th
Girl: Knock knock
Gateman: Who is that?
Girl: Hi, here to see my boo? please open up.
Gateman: Oga said I should not open the gate for you again.

sukkot:
its confession day. na sun-day. church day

.

..k,

its Sunday, I have to attend 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th services. I am the coordinator of house fellowship that day too.

Honestly1:
From Picture one to picture two....
Dear God, let my legs take me to my destiny helpers this week. Let my legs take me right into your plans for my life... For the Glory of your name in Jesus name.

waow,she is beautiful and very lucky..Amen and me tooo

Lol,,,,end time val

U uploaded a pic of you and your sister holding hands together, u want to start practising lesbianism ?? Its OVER!!.

Girl: Baby Happy val, I love u so much.
Boy: Why will u wish me happy val and not happy sunday. you're not spiritual. It's over. ;DGirl: Baby Happy val, I love u so much.
Boy: Why will u wish me happy val and not happy sunday. you're not spiritual. It's over.

leewin:

u asked for a break up ba
its OVER

Hahahaha. Just like that!? Wait, we shall review this decision of yours first. Because for months you have kept me awake with your jokes that I didn't really find funny but I laughed my lungs out!

For months, I stayed up late to listen to your tales after a long day!

For months, I cancelled plans because of you!
I can go on and on. Therefore, I ask for one more week so we can break up in grand style *winks... Lol.

Ishilove:

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happy sunday. nice pinshure.

NaLaugh:


This is the funniest one so far.

For your reward, here is 1 Naira. Please spend it wisely. Perhaps invest some of it and save some for rainy days.

lol okk na!

Why does op lack sense? It's over

you have obviously been dating broke guys, who breaks up with a girl because its val

Jayboot:
boy; have u eaten
girl; yes
boy; wat did u eat
girl; food
boy; wat is food.. doesnt it have name.. infact its OVER..

ahhhhhh
habaaaa

ls it that on this Valentine's Day, it's only guys who do give excuses? I'm sure girls top the chart in excuse giving... ;Dls it that on this Valentine's Day, it's only guys who do give excuses? I'm sure girls top the chart in excuse giving...

Boy: i called u, u dont pick my calls... why?? Girl: i was in the kitchen, washing some plate Boy: i knw u wil, u always lie to me... am fed up of ur lies Girl: i swear to God, ask my sister Boy: u knw wat, its over between us... am done

Why did you use the lighter I use for cigarette to on the gas it's over!!!

I am talking, You are breathing, Its Over!