lezz:
And who told you I'm taken!!! I do the taking and not the other way round.

Legend has it that you have a butty that won't quit. And for the life of me, I don't know why you just won't comfirm or deny it.

If your body configuration matches your jolly temperament, I don't see why I won't give you the gift of my last name.

Synzu:

Oh.. I was gonna Cc you

lezz:
Sadly the dames are scanty.

If onila is who her DP claims then let me worship that body with sacred rites of devotion, she has the body constitution that makes the glory of the Egyptian pyramids pale in wonderment.

Contrarily, those tribal marks seem like a drunk archaeologist's uncoordinated attempt at recreating a hieroglyphics slab albeit on a human face.

BumBae:

see vocab
I cant confirm dont want to distroy ur destiny as they say

TheSonOfMark:



Contrarily, those tribal marks seem like a drunk archaeologist's uncoordinated attempt at recreating a hieroglyphics slab albeit on a human face.

lezz:
Baby, if the depths and mass of your butty is where my destiny lies, then I am gladly done for. Let me drink of your water if it be the last my tongue savour, and I shall tell the angles at Heaven's gate no pleasure known to man did I not partake of.

What is life for a man like me if not to conquer- And will not my earth's sojourn be marked fractional when I never charted you?

lezz:
Only Op and _bumbae has admitted that much thus far.

kirchofff:
u knw dats Decker's selling point

Synzu:


Yup. Mr. Nobel Laureate has loonngg figured this out

kirchofff:
lol, I guess that was what blew yourmain's heart

BumBae:



Chai le.zz this is too much , mehn u fit right mill n erm boom abi wetin dem dey call that book those girls read des days
Cant cope lol

Im out * picks up purse n runs out*

Anyway see yall later night night l.ezz , sy.nzu the.sonofmark

onila:
nothing more sexier than a guy that uses big english

I myself try and expand my vocabulary every now and then

you know I need to speak big english inorder to attract guys that speak big english


love you all my smart black men❤

Synzu:

I guess they can speak for women in general.

YourMain:


Eh ?

kirchofff:
yes o......how abt wole shoyinka? Its been a while dat I saw him online

YourMain:


Who ? Why don't you ask him ? I don't know.

kirchofff:
u don't knw who? Even the eskimos knws the Nobel Laureate of nairaland

YourMain:

I don't know oo.

EnigmaticEnigma:


well, for a village girl like urself, I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress

guy be like "I'm comfortable"

and villager onila be like "you come for table? wish table"

guy be like "damn son! I mean I'm fine, comfortable means fine, not that I want ur table"

and villager onila be like "na wa oo, u city boy are so educate"

onila d villager

sapien:
Utter nonsense! Na English we go Chop? Who big English don help?

sinaj:
O si gini mere

onila:
you are so razz

lezz:
All the chicks are still reeling from the fallout of Valentine: they're not here.

TheSonOfMark:



Myself and other ardent literatis.

Columnists, editors, authors, MCs... Need I go on?

sinaj:
O si gini mere

MrsPhyno:
It's not as sexy as you make it out to be

What's important is the ability to speak that kind of English if necessary. People who speak "big English" 24/7 are actually kinda annoying? Yes lol it's a bit of a turn off

At the same time, the inability to speak proper English is three billion times worse so, if we're going for the lesser of two evils....

But to me sha, big big English ain't no turn on. Unless I notice that you're doing it unwittingly, and then it's kinda cute.

pinceprinz:


Yknow, you talk too much. Maybe cos u jez wan say everything. That's cute xx