BALLOSKI:
10. “I didn’t do all this boyfriend-girlfriend till I married.”






…but you’ve seen the pictures.

BALLOSKI:
12. “I always came first in class.”



…but you’ve seen their results.

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

DankemzI:

That No 1
If I later ask my mom for the money Uncle Silas gave me. She'll be like;
"which moni, shey dat food wey u just chop u taste crayfish? Na dat moni I use buy crayfish"
Crayfish wey she buy since last market day

BALLOSKI:
1. “Let me hold the money for you.”






…and you never see it again.

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

BALLOSKI:
Nigerian parents are usually the best, but in some cases where they either wanted you to do something or stop complaining, these were 15 effective lies they used more than once.

And we fell for them every single time.

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

onunwa21:


I observed one thing concerning my dad and my uncle in this regard. He was in same class with my uncle then in school. My dad is always taking the first position, same with my uncle whom both were in same class.
My question now is, do we have 2 first positions in one class? Because my uncle taking first position too in same class.

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

Ginaz:
Number 15 eh, your money is gone and gone forever. I burrowed my daddy money 2012 and till now money never come.

DavidEsq:

In my pry sch back then, Abeke pry sch safi, I and a guy were always taking first positions, but the thing is, there wldnt be any 2nd position. Abi na corner-corner sch I go?

BALLOSKI:
12. “I always came first in class.”






…but you’ve seen their results.