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10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 9:06am On Feb 28, 2016
please the ladies in the house, don't take this serious... but small truth dey inside grin

These are 10 good reasons why a beer is better than a woman

1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

2. When you go to the bar, you know you can always pick a beer.

3. A beer wont get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

4.If you pour a beer right, you would always get good head.

5. You can share a beer with your friends.

6. A beer is always wet

7. You always know you the first one to pop a beer.

8.you can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

9.You can enjoy a beer all month long grin

10. A beer always goes down easily
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by menabae(f): 9:11am On Feb 28, 2016
What a Drunkard... grin

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Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by DickDastardly(m): 9:11am On Feb 28, 2016
Yea right! Those hoes aint loyal. Trust the beer to be by your side till death. I love you beer #kiss
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by DickDastardly(m): 9:13am On Feb 28, 2016
menabae:
What a Drunkard... grin
Drunkard he is not, but a seeker of truth.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by majamajic(m): 9:15am On Feb 28, 2016
beer and woman goes together cool
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by menabae(f): 9:16am On Feb 28, 2016
DickDastardly:
Drunkard he is not, but a seeker of truth.
oh yea,indeed....
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:16am On Feb 28, 2016
I wish all men would get with a beer when they feel like bein' as unfaithful as you described.
Guy women ain't the problem the fact you can't keep "it" ta yaself is!!

But this kinda funny grin the beer thing.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 9:16am On Feb 28, 2016
menabae:
What a Drunkard... grin

grin grin grin but you knw its true to some xtent?
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 9:19am On Feb 28, 2016
QueenValerie:
I wish all men would get with a beer when they feel like bein' as unfaithful as you described.
Guy women ain't the problem the fact you can't keep "it" ta yaself is!!

But this kinda funny grin the beer thing.

it was meant to downgrade the women folks...was jus for fun.
Btw..no amount of beer would replace a woman
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 9:19am On Feb 28, 2016
nonnysilva:


it wasnt meant to downgrade the women folks...was jus for fun.
Btw..no amount of beer would replace a woman
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by menabae(f): 9:22am On Feb 28, 2016
nonnysilva:

grin grin grin but you knw its true to some xtent?
wat truth?nothing is better than a woman,not even ur beer.... cool
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:27am On Feb 28, 2016
nonnysilva:


it was meant to downgrade the women folks...was jus for fun.
Btw..no amount of beer would replace a woman
I figured so op.
Anyway continue yer love affair with beer this is the love you'll get in return .. ..... a "beer belly" grin

Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by decatalyst(m): 9:28am On Feb 28, 2016
A beer can give you a family too, my guess undecided undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:32am On Feb 28, 2016
@mr.poster, Beer makes you have a Pregnant Stomach.. Hahahahahahahaha.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by jambor(m): 9:33am On Feb 28, 2016
Beer nor dey see period, its always on d mood. oh beer!
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:34am On Feb 28, 2016
Adaure4ever:
@mr.poster,
Beer makes you have a Pregnant Stomach..
Hahahahahahahaha.
lool grin *high five* yeah!

Oh yeah jambor see the pic above grin I rest my case. tongue tongue
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Topestbilly(m): 9:36am On Feb 28, 2016
menabae:
What a Drunkard... grin

Drunky master
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:36am On Feb 28, 2016
QueenValerie:
lool grin *high five*yeah!
yea sis. *don't let the potbelly men catch u*
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:37am On Feb 28, 2016
Adaure4ever:
yea sis. *don't let the potbelly men catch u*
grin
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 10:15am On Feb 28, 2016
jambor:
Beer nor dey see period, its always on d mood. oh beer!

all month long bro
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Dojupyo(f): 10:15am On Feb 28, 2016
Keep comparing us with Beer oga..
Soon you'll have a protruding ugly stomach
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 10:18am On Feb 28, 2016
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Adaure4ever:
yea sis. *don't let the potbelly men catch u*

angry undecided im coming for you....i heard you are like a beer "always wet"
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 10:22am On Feb 28, 2016
nonnysilva:
>
angry undecided im coming for you....
*waiting 4 him with my high heel weapon.*
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Sunkyphil(m): 10:25am On Feb 28, 2016
o yea members of st bottles cathedral
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Maxi112: 10:37am On Feb 28, 2016
Op! noting pass woman oh..
even tho u take d beer finish, woman go still hungry u..
both of them work in hand
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by CheedyJ(m): 10:42am On Feb 28, 2016
A beer won't bug u pregnancy ish, STD's & STI's..high tym i stick to my beer till I find d right one to marry....

Team beer all d way till d special one comes...
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by naijaboiy: 10:45am On Feb 28, 2016
The girl in the advert picture below is too skinny for my liking.

That ain't the kind of body I like. undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by tintedniggz(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2016
abeg, who beer don epp.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2016
tintedniggz:
abeg, who beer don epp.

Beer don help you nak woman well na grin
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by ChappyChase: 11:48am On Feb 28, 2016
Can a beer give you BJ undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by tintedniggz(m): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2016
nonnysilva:


Beer don help you nak woman well na grin
Lol but e never increase my bank account grin
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by nonnysilva(m): 12:15pm On Feb 28, 2016
tintedniggz:

Lol but e never increase my bank account grin

Which woman don increase ur bank acct?
Btw....if u want ur bank acct increased...

SELL BEER cool

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