BlissP:
u seems to have a problem with English' go get a degree first' we can then negotiate.

Yes I'm currently pursuing my Bachelors Degree in Mass Media & Communication.

TheTransformer:
Upload a picture of you with a paper saying "I am IndianBwoy from India" in your own handwriting... only then would Nairalanders believe you... put the picture on your profile or upload it here....

ok just wait a sec.

IndianBwoy:




Who are you to give us that title? is your land rape free? WHy deceive yourself.

I joined this forum because Nigeria was the only other rapist nation in the world at par with India. do I thought Ill find some acceptance here. Kindly go and read my intro thread. shooo

I should go and read your intro because? Who you be for the film? I can't deal with this kind of mentality this year. Why am I even here sef? I'm out!

enjoying this thread like cherry.

TheTransformer:
Upload a picture of you with a paper saying "I am IndianBwoy from India" in your own handwriting... only then would Nairalanders believe you... put the picture on your profile or upload it here....

Heres my mugshot of most wanted terrorist on Nairaland.

Crime: Being Indian


I wrote in different languages so you may understand. none of them are my mother tongue though.

MizTyna:


I should go and read your intro because? Who you be for the film? I can't deal with this kind of mentality this year. Why am I even here sef? I'm out!

namedonfinish:

lol..


I won't be surprise if he's an african or nigerian sef claiming indian..

Of course, the enwe must be of African origin

scachy:

Of course, the enwe must be of African origin

but seriously if he was african or naija he would not have claimed india. He would hav called other well developed country such as usa

scachy:
Of course, the enwe must be of African origin

I was thinking you are one of those Somalian trolls in the Culture section...

you have been confirmed.

Nigeria is relatively safe as long as you don't go to the North-east where Boko haram used to wreck havoc on.

If you are coming to Nigeria - Lagos and Abuja are the places I would recommend you go... more fun, prettier babes and your safety is guaranteed.

Nairaland is a battle zone, we are always fighting and abusing ourselves here... the things we cannot do in our offices, we come here and start forming Van Damme or Chuck Norris.

By the way, my mother and sister are addicted to your [size=14pt]crap[/size] Bollywood tv shows and movies.

IndianBwoy:


Heres my mugshot of most wanted terrorist on Nairaland.

Crime: Being Indian


I wrote in different languages so you may understand. none of them are my mother tongue though.

IndianBwoy:
Hi its my dream to visit Nigeria since childhood. My top destination. but my parents didn't let me go because they feared for my life. They thought I'd be kidnapped or something like that or else exploded by a bomb.

I wish to visit Nigeria but can I be targeted for my nationality and held at ransom or something like that?

Also most Nigerians hate Indians, even though they like our movies (I hate bollywood btw. rubbish.) or our hair.

PM me

[quote author=IndianBwoy post=43483102]

Heres my mugshot of most wanted terrorist on Nairaland.

Crime: Being Indian


I wrote in different languages so you may understand. none of them are my mother tongue though.[/q uote]


wow... datz good...
at least I can now freely tell u how I feel bout ur country without sentiment..

tell me bwoy, y are there lot of serial rapist in your country...? if I come down there, pls will I be safe?

Ok,Now am convinced,but nonetheless we still don't GivAfvck...Pay no attention to all the bashing...Ts not because yhur indian..ts cause yhur looking to get preferencial treatment...because of it...We tend to give a piece of our mind no matter who is involved ...Welcome to the NairaLand!

IndianBwoy:

I am Indian . I swear by the Gods of my forefather.

guy abeg who are the gods of ur forefathers? hope you aren't refering to d cows..?

TheTransformer:
Na so! Correct guy... i was thinking you are one of those Somalian trolls in the Culture section...

you have been confirmed.

Nigeria is relatively safe as long as you don't go to the North-east where Boko haram used to wreck havoc on.

If you are coming to Nigeria - Lagos and Abuja are the places I would recommend you go... more fun, prettier babes and your safety is guaranteed.

Nairaland is a battle zone, we are always fighting and abusing ourselves here... the things we cannot do in our offices, we come here and start forming Van Damme or Chuck Norris.

My mother and sister are addicted to your [size=14pt]crap[/size] Bollywood tv shows and movies.

even if he comes to nigeria n reside in either lag or abj, I will still locate him and use his head for nwkobi.. so let him brace up himsef and learn to control his mouth. You don't go around insultin people to gain their attention or friendship.. If he had just naturally mingled on this forum we might have probably giving him a deserving welcome.. Anyways, at least we now know he's indian unlike one boy here wit bad mouth that we are yet to confirm.. stravhofki abi wetin be him name sef...

IndianBwoy:



How horrible.

horrible? Apply your indian voodoo, dos mofos will never try your headhunt

TheTransformer:
Na so! Correct guy... i was thinking you are one of those Somalian trolls in the Culture section...

you have been confirmed.

Nigeria is relatively safe as long as you don't go to the North-east where Boko haram used to wreck havoc on.

If you are coming to Nigeria - Lagos and Abuja are the places I would recommend you go... more fun, prettier babes and your safety is guaranteed.

Nairaland is a battle zone, we are always fighting and abusing ourselves here... the things we cannot do in our offices, we come here and start forming Van Damme or Chuck Norris.

My mother and sister are addicted to your [size=14pt]crap[/size] Bollywood tv shows and movies.

Oh oh I see. Yes those pirates keep kidnapping our Indian sailors.

But North East is where I wanted to travel actually . I wanted to visit the hill tribes of Adamawa and find out if there are any of my Pagan co-religionists left there.

Plus I wanted to join Nigerian Army and exterminate boko haram.

Ok Lagos and Abuja are the safe places. I get you. But I prefer countryside/villages to the city. Im tired of city life.


Yes i just had a taste of the battle.lol

Yes i detest bollywood and serials unless they produce something sensible like movies with a good message or historical context or pure comedy.

I like Indian comedy shows though u people have Nollywood yeah. Recommend me some good movies.

I watched parts of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart . I loved it because I could relate to it.

namedonfinish:
wow... datz good...
at least I can now freely tell u how I feel bout ur country without sentiment..

tell me bwoy, y are there lot of serial rapist in your country...? if I come down there, pls will I be safe?

Same reason like in your country.

Internet, bollywood and american p.ornography has spoilt the mindset of the youth.

namedonfinish:


even if he comes to nigeria n reside in either lag or abj, I will still locate him and use his head for nwkobi.. so let him brace up himsef and learn to control his mouth. You don't go around insultin people to gain their attention or friendship.. If he had just naturally mingled on this forum we might have probably giving him a deserving welcome.. Anyways, at least we now know he's indian unlike one boy here wit bad mouth that we are yet to confirm.. stravhofki abi wetin be him name sef...

slyIsaac:
Ok,Now am convinced,but nonetheless we still don't GivAfvck...Pay no attention to all the bashing...Ts not because yhur indian..ts cause yhur looking to get preferencial treatment...because of it...We tend to give a piece of our mind no matter who is involved ...Welcome to the NairaLand!

Whats preferrential about personal security and safety Anyways. .

Thanks!

IndianBwoy:



I don't see my personal security as an issue to flaunt about. You people might be daredevils used to facing danger and risks in your day to day life. And I respect that. But me I'm not used to it.

Now you're being silly...you come here sounding like a very important person that Nigerians will be looking to grab the minute you get here, get over your dumb self. You face more risk in your country than in Nigeria..your body organ merchants are more daredevils than the terrorist in Nigeria. What's more frightening than living in a country where your internal organs are not safe in your body and you're here sounding like India is the Vatican City. Please, give it a rest...and to think I was trying to be nice amidst the lashing you're getting here!!

namedonfinish:


please brother indianus, those slums and ghettos we see in bollywood movies were they photoshopped?
Those poor kids with scabies, malnutrition et al, wat do we call dat..
lemme give you a gist u didn't know, allota your people here beg even on our streets.. some even smell sef..

Guy, I no wan talk too much sef, cos I knw u just want attention n congratz u have it..

U knw.....u don't have to b harsh or speak dat way....
I mean..
Cut dis guy some slack

namedonfinish:


guy abeg who are the gods of ur forefathers?
hope you aren't refering to d cows..?

The cow is a spiritual representation of the mother. Similar to an idol but closer to a nature spirit.

I'm mainly referring to the Gods of my ancestors. Naga Bermeru, Annappa Panjoorli, Jumadi, Jarandhaya, Mayasandaya, Pillichamundi, Kodamanithaya, Appe Varthe, Kallurti, etc.

Nigerian Military is meant for Nigerians (born in Nigeria or have parents that were born in Nigeria) - Nigerian Military would never accept you.

The pirates you talk of are called "Niger-delta" militants and they are based in the South-South (Lagos is South-west, while Abuja is North-Central)

If you are tired of living and you want to commit suicide... go to to the North-east (I have told you the risks) - do what you like, you are an adult.

If you want countryside/village life that is tourist friendly then go to Badagry (in Lagos) or Obudu cattle ranch (in Cross River).

I don't know of any good Nollywood films because I watch Hollywood films and American TV shows.

IndianBwoy:


Oh oh I see. Yes those pirates keep kidnapping our Indian sailors.

But North East is where I wanted to travel actually . I wanted to visit the hill tribes of Adamawa and find out if there are any of my Pagan co-religionists left there.

Plus I wanted to join Nigerian Army and exterminate boko haram.

Ok Lagos and Abuja are the safe places. I get you. But I prefer countryside/villages to the city. Im tired of city life.


Yes i just had a taste of the battle.lol

Yes i detest bollywood and serials unless they produce something sensible like movies with a good message or historical context or pure comedy.

I like Indian comedy shows though u people have Nollywood yeah. Recommend me some good movies.

I watched parts of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart . I loved it because I could relate to it.

namedonfinish:


even if he comes to nigeria n reside in either lag or abj, I will still locate him and use his head for nwkobi.. so let him brace up himsef and learn to control his mouth. You don't go around insultin people to gain their attention or friendship.. If he had just naturally mingled on this forum we might have probably giving him a deserving welcome.. Anyways, at least we now know he's indian unlike one boy here wit bad mouth that we are yet to confirm.. stravhofki abi wetin be him name sef...

I didnt insult you. Its you people who keep insulting my people. I just went through many threads.

Especially those involving rape.

You people claim Nigeria has become the new India of Africa.
What does that mean?

On ever rape related thread on your forum, atleast one person must mention India. Why insult my mother?

IndianBwoy:


Same reason like in your country.

Internet, bollywood and american p.ornography has spoilt the mindset of the youth.

leave my country alone for now, let's deal wit urs.. Afterall letter I comes before N..

BTW, Nigerians are good people.. never meant to be rude to you or ur country.. On behalf of mysef and my womanhood, I donate an apology..
Now I expect you to apologise too ASAP..



okbye

Forwetinnah:


Now you're being silly...you come here sounding like a very important person that Nigerians will be looking to grab the minute you get here, get over your dumb self. You face more risk in your country than in Nigeria..your body organ merchants are more daredevils than the terrorist in Nigeria. What's more frightening than living in a country where your internal organs are not safe in your body and you're here sounding like India is the Vatican City. Please, give it a rest...and to think I was trying to be nice amidst the lashing you're getting here!!

As a foreigner it was natural to raise concerns of being mugged in a developing country.

Also i dont belong to a poverty background wherby id be forced to sell my organs for money. So i have no fear from that scenario.

IndianBwoy:


Whats preferrential about personal security and safety Anyways. .

Thanks!

Shiooor!!
Personal security
I guess the Indians here go about with escorts? Rubbish
I hope you're not one of those Indians in Dubai who speak Yoruba or Igbo more than the owners themselves. I know alot of your kind sell in Malls in Al sabakha/Naif Road

IndianBwoy:


I didnt insult you. Its you people who keep insulting my people. I just went through many threads.

Especially those involving rape.

You people claim Nigeria has become the new India of Africa.
What does that mean?

On ever rape related thread on your forum, atleast one person must mention India. Why insult my mother?

Pele now... e don do haha... oya stop crying and chop biscuit...

India is greater than a small village called "Vatican City".