Mavor:
You sound like a broken record. Quite disappointed to see you posting this sorta thing to say the least.

Jadekitana:
Ogbeni are u sure you are well so? Abi I didn't get the slang right? I didn't mean check my picture oga, there's a quote underneath my comments, you grab? That's what I meant. I don't know who talked about being rich here! Big girl ko, rich ni. Be smart o

Jadekitana:


Hahahahahaha no I can't take this anymore, I can't I can't, I don't wanna die of laughter! Please have mercy for my sake, have mercy roflmao.

SmoothCruiz:

Good, Now you're improving.

Don't stereotype yourself. Don't let the the stench of Harlem ooze out of you. It's why the police hunt you down in your streets. Ooze some class. Borrow the class of an English woman albeit black.

Today, I saved one angry black woman from the slums. Another soul salvaged. My job is done. Bye.

P. S: Make sure you don't go back to typing "wanna" and "ain't ". Daddy Smooth Cruiz wouldn't hesitate to chastise the teenager.

I888:
lol, my picture? Old hag, I don't do sugar mummies please. Why is your face so wrinkled like one suffering from autosomal recessive cutis laxa syndrome type 2 and Cantu syndrome?

Like you said, I would rather lick Jadekitana's aszs. at least she much classy, clean and knows how to make a man happy, than lick your smelly cvnt where green flies book for their next vacation. In a crowd, you wouldn't even get a gaze.

naijaboiy:
I really do wonder why this troll's thread keep making front page of late.

It's always a pile of horse shít.

run away boify

Jadekitana:
Oya people of God I have laughed enough, it's time to watch movies I would be back before 12midnite! *catwalks outa thread* *farts on noise makers*

Curtain falls.

Walk it out lady!

Monalisa185:


run away boify

dyn1800:

Oya Nne leave here now......make we go watch Manchester United beat Liverpool

Toks2008:


i hve made you realized from the onset that im a hard nut to crack..in my world i dont run after ladies but i carefully pick who i want to roll with.

I like you for your intelligence and not because of the uncomfirmed nice looks on your profile page.

Nevertheless if i extend a hand of friendship and you form a firewall around you..i turn my back instantly.

Im too precious to bother any chic no matter how sweet she looks.

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Monalisa185:
okpo

Jadekitana:


I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

nikkypearl:

Op la cute btw

Vikky014:
Really u must be an introvert

naijaboiy:
See where you come catch me!
How far?

Jadekitana:


Well since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching

Monalisa185:


Nna ehhhh, ka anyi gbawa door ooo...Liverpool abi kidney lake go hear am today

Monalisa185:


for unholy ground abi?

me just dey...done with exams?

For your enemy house na!

I see you dey do e-fight.

No, I never finish sha...remain two. By monday i'm done.

You kukuma forget me na.

Toks2008:


I am an introverted introvert.

coded06:

correct babe 2bottles of Jack Daniels for u.

Jadekitana:

Lol I no get oooo

Jadekitana:

Lol I no get oooo

Lsofdk:

you are now behaving like an okpo actually i get it all now kitana knows okpo=prostitute but okpo is a diff thing entirely in our dialect.