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Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Eddygourdo(m): 2:43pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
I just found out my very own friend. My ex roommate got married. This man did court, traditional and church wedding, and never saw it fit to send me an invite. This so called wedding was done in lagos of all places. I intend to revenge though. But on second thought I have raked my conscience as to what I did wrong to this fellow. It just hit me this afternoon. I walked in on this hypocrite pulling at his peepee with the help of maybe joy or lux soap. I think he never forgave me because I told the boys. I know I was unfair and truly embarrassed him dearly, but this fella was one of these holier than though people. I regard him a hypocrite because weeks earlier to when I caught him, he was all gospel on the masturbation thing when the boys were chatting. He castigated a fellow who without any provocation admitted he likes to mastubari. Anyway after walking in on him, I promised myself I won't tell people, but unfortunately I did. Too bad men of nowadays have amebo in some of us. This is the singular reason, he never thought it cool to send me a simple invite, like we are quarrelling. Since men don't keep malice I will call him up and talk it out, afterwards I will revenge come this year's end. Will invite you peeps. Sheraton shall it be. Cheers |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Medunah: 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Men don't keep malice Buh I don't think they snitch on each other too, u should av just kept ur mouth shut 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by falconey(m): 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
I've never been caught, its hard to catch rat. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Strahovski1(m): 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Yes I masturbate and I have been caught several times. No big deal 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by falconey(m): 2:48pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Strahovski1: You are a legend 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Nobody: 2:48pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
What's maturbation? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Kondomatic(m): 2:50pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Oma307:Something You do with your pulla pulla that is just like giving another guy a handjob. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by firstking01(m): 2:58pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by SuperSuave(m): 3:30pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
falconey:legend extra stout sef |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by SuperSuave(m): 3:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Op you chop fowl yar.nsh |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Babomiskid: 12:05pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
falconey:that a bad habit.oo stop it |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Or Have caught Someone Masturbating by Nobody: 10:11am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Medunah:they oughtta have laughed it out. . . i mean, which guy hasnt masturbated? |
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