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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by OmoiyaAwax(m): 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Good afternoon to all my PCM, as at yesterday's CDs camp will open on the 1st of April....... Says by a friend of mine presently in service, don't panic pls..... Camp loading! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:21pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision:yea datz tru bur he has already sought d advice of d elders nd acted on it, dat is why he was pardon |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 12:21pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Going tru ma fcb notes....i saw a write up...i did....nd i no belive say na me write am...lol..kinda funny...2014 actually.... status. Jun 11, 2014 12:34pm We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; Neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England . We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, What do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? We ship by truck but send cargo by ship... We have noses that run and feet that smell. We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language In which your house can burn up as it burns down, In which you fill in a form by filling it out, And in which an alarm goes off by going on. Oh well, we can all shake our heads as we nod in agreement...... Kinda totful...o boi..gone are dose days...lol 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by tjmc: 12:22pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision: I appreciate bro |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 12:22pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision:don't mind me joor. kinda busy |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:23pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
abeg is whatever they call their name having their anniversary today,we've had light since midnight till now which is very very unusual,just wantd to know if its general.cos am scared lol! all these rumours of another shift in orientation course (camping) date should better die by fire. NYSC - Now Your Suspense Continues |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 12:24pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision:Inlaw fraiser nd fraih re cooler than dat mr. Plus i be responsible boy |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:25pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
amodu:there's rumour stream 1 is now 27th April.. I am just hoping its not true o |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
amodu:it displayed |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
amodu: Lol.. Money to be spent in 2016 already planned in 2015 budget? ![]() Then every sector will start planning in expectation. I seriously doubt that... Where did the state get the funds to pay? Is INEC not a federal owned institution? Why is the state government funding it? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
danidon08:na dem wahala b DAT joor. wen its 27th of April it will again b shifted to 1st of May. like that like that. den think we no get another tin to do |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
CROBBOY:Thank you bro |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:32pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Oyehomie: taaaaaaar! story for the gods. dem nominate u for mr cassanova u dae talk responsible,are u a learner? is that why we are here. lol |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by BlizzydoDo(f): 12:32pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision:it z allowed 2 b gay o @eaglevision |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:33pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
amodu: I am trying to protect you from what you want to turn into... |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:33pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Oyehomie:shey na u hin dey talk about ni, I tink sey na sirguy na, e b lyk say eaglevision won make dem appoint am as GC ambassador to sudan abi |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Joyce21(f): 12:34pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
@ Quityjoyce, nice knowin i have a namesake in the house. Iambibi we can all be frends, we might end up been neighbours. BTW, currently servin at Ekiti, a B15 house member |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Joyce21(f): 12:36pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
@ Qutyjoyce, nice knowin i have a namesake in the house. Iambibi we can all be frends, we might end up been neighbours. BTW, currently servin at Ekiti, a B15 house member |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:38pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Beckytee:cash madam,efun wa lowo now |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:40pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
CROBBOY: Seen and responded to.. Btw, I thought the current government want to work on a zero-based budget? cc;amodu |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:41pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
tjmc:you are welcome bro. hope say my pepo dn serve chilld palm wine mixd wif gegemu? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:42pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Joyce21: Wpw.. Nice.. Hope you're enjoying Ekiti State? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:44pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Fraiser: U don visit spixytinxy shop as usual.. Person wey dey my house, wey we dey sleep for same bed, na hin u dey talk say she no wan com my house. Well, I know who you are. So this won't move me. You already have a default history with all the girls |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by walexitouk(m): 12:44pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision: Hmm Mr Eagle aka eaglevision egberun Samu re ko le sa mon LogoDWhiz lowo Ooo (Thousand of you can't escape from LogoDWhiz hand) loll. But remember that I was just passing by there backyard and I mentions her name with a friend. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:44pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Fraiser: u don dae talk with two sides of ur mouth se u know? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:46pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
tjmc: There is no active registration.. But ignore that and log in with your email address used in registering and the password.. Go to your dashboard and print your greencard |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:48pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Fraiser: another one,u don dae fall my hand se u know? u dae do dealings for my back,make we dae do am like dt abi |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:50pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
sister thoyursea we see u o,leave the sea and greet us wey dae land now |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:51pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
walexitouk: ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:52pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
eaglevision:U are very wicked.. Mr eagle |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 12:53pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Fraiser: while am still the minister for women affairs? isnt it too early to take paraga. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 12:53pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
amodu:insha Allah. thanks dear. |
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