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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:32pm On Mar 18, 2016
Much apologies.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by girlyesosae(f): 2:35pm On Mar 18, 2016
They are right the timetable isnt showing on the main website. But it is showing from the login platform.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 2:39pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:

google is ur friend joor.
and google dont arrest people.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by AdunniIwo(f): 2:41pm On Mar 18, 2016
amodu:
AdunniIwo, I was banned for trying to post the full and complete version of your Eulogy (ORIKI IWO).

My two accounts were banned, just lifted the ban some minutes ago

Sorry abt dat.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:43pm On Mar 18, 2016
Fraiser:
kai una still dey here till 12:14 am, una no dey sleep?
.. Lolz.... We don dey evn dream sef.. Lol.. By d way awayu..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
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LogoDWhiz:


Seen and responded to..

Btw, I thought the current government want to work on a zero-based budget?

cc;amodu
One thing I know for sure is that 2016 NYSC service year will commence.

Just to be analytical, one of the challenges that consistently plagued us as a nation is that we lack consistency and continuity of WELL-LAID OUT systems and structures. Sometimes because of some selfish interest, or the need to impress and deceive/manipulate the gullible ones (example, shouting CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE without first sitting to count the cost), we tend to 'BORROW AND IMPLEMENT' systems without carefully considering their long term effects and consequencies.

Because I would not want to bare any associated responsibility, I'll want to quote this source in expressing my point of view on ZERO-BASED BUDGETTING: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/zero-based-budgeting-and-its-consequences-for-2016/


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Zero-based budgeting and its consequences for 2016
ON October 5, 2015 12:00 AM / IN News, Sobowale
On Business / Comments
By Dele Sobowale
One of my favourite wise cracks is the Law of the Hammer which says, “Give a young boy a hammer and he suddenly decides that everything he sees needs to be hammered immediately. Nigerians voted for change, without obtaining a clear idea of what we wanted changed and when. Common sense, which incidentally is not common, would suggest that not everything needs to be changed. And surely not all existing systems and structures can be altered at the same time.
Certainly, not everything can be changed this year. Yet, in the manic rush to “change” everything, we might be committing great errors which will be costly to correct in four years. As a general principle, it is easier to destroy than to build. It required several years of planning to put up the
World Trade Centre in the US; it was reduced to rubble in a few hours when Al Queda struck on September 11, 2001.

What has this got to do with Zero-Based budgeting, you are probably asking? Plenty, as you will soon discover. At least, regular readers of this page would remember that last week the question was asked, “WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2016 BUDGET?” Now we know part of the answer: “Nothing much”. Professor Osinbajo, SAN, but not an economist, did not say “Nothing much” when he made the announcement
about Zer0-Sum Budgeting.

But, professional economists know that when an entity (government, business etc) is still talking about the method or approach for its budget in September, when the draft of the actual budget should have been ready by month-end, then “Nothing much” had been done. And, for 2016 budget, that means trouble. The change from traditional budgeting procedure to Zero-Sum invariably requires a lot of time to
impose in any organization, especially government. It is certain to result in delays and avoidable errors if it is introduced in the little time left for this year to end. Two reasons would be sufficient to illustrate the point. But, before stating the reasons, let me summarise for our readers what the palaver is all about.

Conventional budgeting procedures can generally be characterized as “top-down” programmes. Government reviews what was budgeted in the current year, projects what the year-end results will be; forecasts what the gross revenue for the coming year will be and the Executive branch allocates what it considers appropriate for each Ministry, Department and Agency.

The underlying assumptions are that all the ongoing programmes and projects will continue; that the staff strength will remain the same and very little will change. It is an evolutionary approach to budgeting which has its positive and negative attributes.

The good news is, with conventional budgeting those charged with the responsibility of drafting it can work quickly and get it done in the shortest possible time. Furthermore, because this had been the traditional way of budgeting, all the operators are familiar with it and can easily adjust their programmes when the need arises. The downside of conventional budgeting is that it often fails to take account of projects and programmes which had been. Or should have been terminated and no longer funded.

For the 2015/2016 budgets the perfect example are the Millennium Development Goals, MDGs, to which Obasanjo committed the country in 2000. Nigeria, like several other nations, was a signatory to an agreement mandating the achievement of eight development goals by the end of 2015. Whether achieved or not, and Nigeria failed woefully in at least six of the MDGs, the programme terminates in December this year.

The staff in various Ministries, employed to ensure the success of the MDGs will actually become redundant – unless other uses can be found for them. Traditional budgeting methods will not be able to detect the redundant staff and recommend either discharge or transfer or redeployment to other Ministries, Departments or Agencies.

By contrast, Zero-Sum Budgeting, which is allied with Management By Objectives, MBO, is a “bottom-up” approach to budgeting and development. The Federal Government has announced that “The Zero-Sum budgeting will be carefully coordinated to ensure that it is policy- driven; especially regarding the proposed social intervention policy of President Buhari’s administration”.

In reality, all budgets, irrespective of whether conventional or Zero-Sum, should be policy-driven. At any rate, the benefits, or otherwise, to the nation will determine the soundness of the policy – not the approach to budgeting. Zero-Sum budgeting can produce great disasters as
conventional budgeting if the policy driving it is wrong- headed.

A good example is the, now disputed “free meals for school children” programme – which was announced before counting the costs – which will run into hundreds of billions of naira. Neither conventional nor Zero-Sum method of budgeting will remove the fact that, if government actually intends to implement it, then government is taking on the responsibility of feeding close to fifteen million kids every
school day – at least two hundred days per annum.

The modalities for ensuring that every kid, irrespective of how remote the location is, had not been worked out; neither has the nutritional content of each plate of food been determined – among other matters arising from this laudable but complex proposal. One thing is certain; it cannot take off in January 2016, and perhaps not until 2017.

Zero-Sum, being new will need to be introduced gradually, and it cannot be done in time for the 2016 budget to be presented. That is its major drawback for now. There are others….
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:01pm On Mar 18, 2016
sirguy542:

My dear I don't think the sea is better than the land...Those in the sea are pushing very hard to come over to the land...pls beautiful angel pitch ur tent here.

who is this one nw? who is ur dear? a whole minister for women affairs stoopd to go bring someone out of her comfort zone nd u tink u can just interrupt me anyhow,no b ur fault na fraiser cause am,if nt i wnt b talking to a lady nd ull b chooking ur big mouth,what nonsense.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2016
[quote author=hardie14 post=43885142] and google dont arrest people. u be google?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:09pm On Mar 18, 2016
Fraiser:
ok no vex, power got to my head den wem I pardon him, I will cary u along next tym, we always dey togeda, two men, one company

ur head correct joor nd thats y ur my homie.but wan dat satguru or na sirguy b im name i no wan know,imagine i dae welcome a switheart into d city nd im just fall down from heaven come interrupt,whats d meaning of that?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:12pm On Mar 18, 2016
Fraiser:
lol...
u see now u no fit talk,but u don explain sha so no probs.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2016
thoyursea:

Thanks for the offer...lol wink
ur most welcome joor.hav u nw relocated,i have a nice apartment waiting for u.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:17pm On Mar 18, 2016
sirguy542:
All your evil plans for me can never come to pass..
they will come to pass,d plans aint evil though.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:17pm On Mar 18, 2016
@Crobboy

Nice...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:19pm On Mar 18, 2016
sirguy542:

U are very wicked.. Mr eagle

as far as ur concerned,wicked could b an understatement since u no wan tread softly
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:23pm On Mar 18, 2016
walexitouk:


Hmm Mr Eagle aka eaglevision egberun Samu re ko le sa mon LogoDWhiz lowo Ooo (Thousand of you can't escape from LogoDWhiz hand) loll. But remember that I was just passing by there backyard and I mentions her name with a friend.

you no go talk wetin u know?will u enta fast lane make i no see ur break light at all
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
it z allowed 2 b gay o @eaglevision

asif i know,sebi na u.wia u go all these days wey u no drop message?

*whispers into her ear* is fraiser still ur husband abi u don divorce am secretly?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:31pm On Mar 18, 2016
amodu:

It is well my broda
even in d well it is well.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2016
Fraiser:
iyen emi na... Boboyi fe ki n te oju ohun mole sha, u don forget sey u b my Godson? Infact as u no won dey show proper respect I go soon comot u from my entorage

oh! ok paraga was in d system wen u said dis,dnt need to react bt it was too early to take paraga now.stop it
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:39pm On Mar 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Eaglevision!!!
Make i just dey look you. When the time comes, no on will plead on your behalf...

I can see my wife is now the latest hotcake, even flirt master Fraiser is interested. grin cheesy

ok u wan make i talk abi,u wan dae threathen me abi? no wahala nw,merikims go know whattsup wen she's bak
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 3:45pm On Mar 18, 2016
merikims:
morning

i se that he has poisoned ur mind against me,after all d vigil wey i do for u to get better,u just greet me like that ba? no problem nw.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by topealonso(m): 3:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
just heard they've postponed orientation camp date again...imactually pissed now...buh they said it might be confirmed soon
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by teemakagu(f): 3:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
topealonso:
just heard they've postponed orientation camp date again...imactually pissed now...buh they said it might be confirmed soon
am sure dis pple don't reason @ all...*angry*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by BlizzydoDo(f): 3:53pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:


asif i know,sebi na u.wia u go all these days wey u no drop message?

*whispers into her ear* is fraiser still ur husband abi u don divorce am secretly?
I de jare, I jus de observe ni. Yuu go like amebo oooo *winks*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:


i se that he has poisoned ur mind against me,after all d vigil wey i do for u to get better,u just greet me like that ba? no problem nw.
am sorry dearie.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:


ok u wan make i talk abi,u wan dae threathen me abi? no wahala nw,merikims go know whattsup wen she's bak
talk na I wan hear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:58pm On Mar 18, 2016
Fraiser:
spixytinxy shop wey dem never open for about one week, my senses complete die, na true b say I get history wit all d gals bur only a very few of dem dominate my tot, nd merikims happens to a take lead role among d few. Even though I dont hav her physically for now bur I hav her tender heart wit me nd dat is d only tin I need for now.
fraiser I no dey ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
Oyehomie:

Ahhh...no worry..i no say u b nice lady..as per our first lady nah.....
I bad ooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2016
Source please?? How reliable is the info.
A man needs to start making alternative plans. Many things are on hold cos of this their NYSC

topealonso:
just heard they've postponed orientation camp date again...imactually pissed now...buh they said it might be confirmed soon
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:


ok u wan make i talk abi,u wan dae threathen me abi? no wahala nw,merikims go know whattsup wen she's bak

cheesy

I no theathen you, just stating the obvious..

I know you are not going to say anything because you have nothing to say cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by AdunniIwo(f): 4:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
eaglevision:


eeeeeyah! all well and good sha,wantd to win ur 'soul' business wise.hw u dis morning missy?
I'm good
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

It depends on personality of individuals. if i see peeps like (fraih, fraiser, jubrealguy, oyehomie, kbs468 and eaglevision and some others), i would relate with them as if we're childhood friend. my personality is like that.
**
i would give rukkyola a knock on her head though because she dey always abuse me.LOL

i dont relate with strangers. hehehhejehehe.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by topealonso(m): 4:12pm On Mar 18, 2016
twoondei:
Source please?? How reliable is the info.
A man needs to start making alternative plans. Many things are on hold cos of this their NYSC

like I said, I'm not sure, buh I check nysc site n they've removes the previous time table

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