jubrealguy:
we don leave dat spirit to oga presido and first lady with some highly distinguished senators..... na kbs468 i pity pass, wey baba don dey set stage for award, nysc juzz dabaru the whole thing.

I tell you Bro. But no problem. We go surely get our mojo back if that is the right word though because someone once used the word in a different form and I was kinda looking at him weirdly you know.

Rukkyola:
LETTER TO MY HEART
Dear Sent4rina,
The only love of my life, with great remorse, I am writing u this letter. It is very obvious from ur reactions after your return to GC that you have been fed some untrue stories especially with regards to I and Eddykisses1.
Dear, u also have ur share in the blame. You never told me that you would b traveling 4 so long. I woke up from bed and saw that you were nowhere to b found. I went round d Golden City, consulted your friends and visited the police station in search for u but all was to no avail. Your phone was always unreachable. Iambibi, our neighbor is my witness.
Rumours went round d GC dat u had eloped with a young girl. I didn't want to believe such rumours. I wept bitterly and couldn't eat for days and almost lost my pregnancy as a result. Thanks to Fraiser, ur friend who took me to the hospital for treatment.
Sweetheart, I never eloped with Eddykisses1. He is my childhood friend with whom I schooled. Our parents are friends. We lost contact after our secondary school but happened to meet one afternoon at the hospital when I went for my antenatal during ur absence. We exchanged contact and then departed.
Few days later, our house was burgled. The thieves stole ur N500,000 which u hid under d rug. I was severely tortured by the thieves and as a result almost lost my pregnancy again. Thanks to our neighbor, Iambibi, who rushed me to the hospital 4 treatment.
Eddykisses1 heard about this and showed up @ d hospital. He felt pity for me. He knew of ur absence and asked me if I would like to move to his family house so that I will b properly taken care of by his mother. I said yes and moved to the Eddy's because I was so scared of living alone in our house especially due to the incident that had just happened. Sweetheart, you know how much I love and cherish u. Nothing went on between I and Eddy. I know I shouldn't have moved in with him, but the fear of those thieves coming back 2 house kept haunting me.
Let me use this avenue to report Fraiser to you. During ur absence, he beckoned me to marry him several times. He promised to take good care of me. He told me to elope with him. But because I love u so much, I said no to him. I had faith dat u would return to me. Ever since then, Fraiser has been tainting me around the golden city. Same thing applies to sirguy, brimme, abbeyunique, kbs468, jayloms, Abb1 and co. Even Fraih betrayed me. They have been saying all sort of negative things about me.
My heart, remember the good times we have relished 2geda, how much you said you love me, how much you promised to be there for me. Please find a place in your heart to forgive me and accept me back as ur wife. I promise never to live home without ur consent.
Your loving wife
Rukkyola.

Wow! so it's me d@ is ur family friend? Weldone...run back to him, iambibi warned me but I didn't listen. iambibi pls I nid fruit salad to calm my nerves.

AirstarKane:
dear I love this

Thanks dear. But my sent4rina is yet to love it.

Beckytee:
hmmm! I asked u to follow me and u said one of ur boys will follow me. DAT shows how important I am to u. and he fraiser volunteered himself. anything wrong in that? and morova he is a changed man

yea babe, am not just a changed man, am a better man, u can always count on me. I will never take a treasure lyk u for granted

iambibi:
.. Yea.. Dis shows d length i can go for u twinnie.... .i belive in u dear... Infact Luv u plenty plenty ma twinnie

love you too my ibeji,so were is my ebony diva?

Chommieblaq:


Rukky, I raise nyash for you.
Oya Sent4rina, Rukky is remorseful for leaving home without ya consent, and iambibi n I bears witness that all these things u hearing are work of joy killers the don't you progress, ur darling wife has not been upto anything o.
Forgive her so that OYO will be the case of all these rumour mongers.

Thank you jare. In d mean time keep raising ur nyash 4 me until it tears

Chommieblaq:

Mai ke faruwa, na ji sunanam.



Nysc sun shi gidan su.

Hahahaha. Alheri ne fa yasa ankiro sunan ki fa. Aman tunda na ga alamar changi a kaunar ki, to bari ni janye hanuna kawai.

iambibi:
Bestie...... Hw u.... Greet ur bae for me ... By d way hav u gotten fruit salad?

No bae oh, jst waitin patiently nd wholeheartedly for u......... As for d fruit salad, I got non!!!

eddykisses1:

Wow! so it's me d@ is ur family friend? Weldone...run back to him, iambibi warned me but I didn't listen. iambibi pls I nid fruit salad to calm my nerves.

.. Lol... Awwwnn... Its alryt dear..sh** happens.. Here's d fruit salad... It is well... Dnt worry ur heart will heal in time...plz do take care of ur sef... And try to sight a bae to recover quickly ok...!! Wish u d best of luck in ur ultimate search!!

iambibi:
.. Yea.. Dis shows d length i can go for u twinnie.... .i belive in u dear... Infact Luv u plenty plenty ma twinnie

until u sha later later take hausa finish DTOBS abi, na dat kyn gentle man u fit follow do dat one sha.

Fraiser:
yea babe, am not just a changed man, am a better man, u can always count on me. I will never take a treasure lyk u for granted

so fraiser is really doing this......baba weyrey ni bobo yii ooo

Kbs468:

I tell you Bro. But no problem. We go surely get our mojo back if that is the right word though because someone once used the word in a different form and I was kinda looking at him weirdly you know.

u need to see me looking at u with that same weird face

jayloms:
@Rukkyola
Why have you decided to rub me into your scandalous affairs?? I see d return of your first love has jolted you out of ur makeshift love affair with ed. I simply gave a harmless advice to disarm ed's charms on you, ultimately because, I foresaw the impending emotional harm lurking from the dark unseen corners of GCity.

Now, you tag me d enemy in your lamentations to ur husby.

No wahala ma'am. You'd always be one amongst the Elites in this city I have an undented reverence for, regardless of d negatives reported on ur person, in d City's media.

..anybody gat a smoke, need to calm my quaking nerves with just a lungful. Anybody??

Oya take shiga make u go calm ur quaking nerves.
** gives him one pack of cigarette**

Fraiser:
you won reinstate ur marriage by putin me into a scanderlicious scander, God pass u o bur wait o, d wey u dey lie sey I toast u, e b lyk sey u really wish make I reason ur matter b dat o, u don dey nucture d seedlin of my luv in ur heart abi na hin make u dey take style tell me make I toast u

OYO is ur case o! Just lemme alone

Fraiser:
until u sha later later take hausa finish DTOBS abi, na dat kyn gentle man u fit follow do dat one sha.

....lolz... DTOBS is a gud guy plus nobody fit finish am with hausa....

Fraiser:
yea babe, am not just a changed man, am a better man, u can always count on me. I will never take a treasure lyk u for granted

hmmm!

Fraiser:
lol... Dont worry my wife go soon give u mind ur business shocker wey she give abbeyunique2, she is d lyt of my heart dat gives lumination to my soul... You can not poison her mind against me... Laye never

ehn ehn, na u no Wetin u giv blizzydodo chop ooooo

iambibi:
.. Lol... Awwwnn... Its alryt dear..sh** happens.. Here's d fruit salad... It is well... Dnt worry ur heart will heal in time...plz do take care of ur sef... And try to sight a bae to recover quickly ok...!! Wish u d best of luck in ur ultimate search!!

I will friend...just direct my blind steps to the good bae so I won't fall victim again...imela

Abbeyunique2:
ALERT!!! sent4rina dont fall for the public letter written by Rukkyola. it is a well scripted fable. i can assure as a friend that i have solid undeniable evidence and several witness against your wife. she eloped with eddykisses1, the only reason why she wanted to get back with you was because she was jilted by eddy. remember she would have ran with Femi too. she has always been promiscous. be warned

Enemy of progress. Better no allow me swear 4 u. Mind ur business and let me mind mine. Where is dat ur wife self?

spixytinxy:
lobatan, rukkyola I no envy u at all bt r u stil pregnant

Who sey make u envy me b4?

eaglevision:


gbayi! oya chop knuckle.i no say na babe dae ur head dat na y u almost fight with ur padi,but we go everly b padi.i just gentle o.i dae think of how to kidnap NYSC DG since afternoon,u get idea how i fit do am?

oya knuckle choped, mehn! If u won kidnap d guy da one na very small tin, I sabi d kaba here hin dey chop pepper soup every friday evenin, na dia we go bundle am

Fraiser:
u dey fall my hand o, hw u go blive dem

y I no go bliv dem, I no u now

Chommieblaq:


Rukky, I raise nyash for you.
Oya Sent4rina, Rukky is remorseful for leaving home without ya consent, and iambibi n I bears witness that all these things u hearing are work of joy killers the don't you progress, ur darling wife has not been upto anything o.
Forgive her so that OYO will be the case of all these rumour mongers.

Even you? My Witch of OZ...mmmm

iambibi:
... Wah dahhhh.... Well I want believe dah ur jst coming back from madam spixytinxy's shop..lol

so wat d big deal, se mk im no come my shop ni

eddykisses1:


I will friend...just direct my blind steps to the good bae so I won't fall victim again...imela

..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

walexitouk:


Fraiser Fraiser we understand people like you for bus park, library and food centers. So you want to takeover Rukkyola in the present of #Oko re.

if husband too dull, den go help am help hin ministry o

jubrealguy:
lol.....he needs to be reincarnated, was once a victim of that shop

c dis one ooooo

iambibi:
..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

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iambibi:
..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

My punchline assessor...no p ma...just point...but make the pointing no smell where Rukkyola dey oo...d@ girl is the real jezebel....chai! nne...thanks for the fruit salad...

Kbs468:
It seems like the vibes in Golden City is temporarily lost already. But not to worry as everything would soon return to normalcy without mincing words absolutely.

Jayloms, thumbs up for not allowing Rukkyola's coded jabs on you including me too to impinge on the present mournful mood that the demise of March 30th's Camp resumption date has thrown us into, even though it's just a mere death rumour but we believed it whole heartedly.

However, I believe in seeing is believing with the exception to Baba GOD by the way, so until Thursday March 24th or before then when the body would have arrived dead or alive before finally letting by gone be by gone.

So why not kindly dedicated that state and it leadership for now to anyone as a mark of respect you know.

Rukkyola, I'm not ready for you yet oo but we would only continue to plead with Sent4rina to see the genuineness in your public letter of Apology which we also endorsed free of charge for publication as it is something worthy of note relative to your personality as an Honourable Minister of the Federal Republic of Golden City

OYO is ur case. Continue to plead noni. u wey neva even start to dey help me plead. Sha thank u.

tuffpivot:
frm wot i've seen so far on dis city... I'd like 2 knw how u confirmed dat he's a changed man oo... Did he tell u?? Or did u tempt him nd he refused 2 fall?? If it is d former den he lied ooo... If na d latter i go sweep church 2mao

lol... Omo mehn guys just dey make me laff dis nyt ni sha, if I bcom a change man u go sweep church, if I com turn pastor wetin u go do, or I just decide to go do father

Jubrealguy... Hav u eaten