Fraiser:
u don scatter am for me o, I no understand o

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

Beckytee:
hmmm!

nd can u guess wot? Wit u around me, I stand a very gud chance of bcomin d best man somday

Fraiser:
babe u make sense o, i just dey reason check ur dp for d first tym, hw far u make we relate na, I go spend money for u o. no mind d wey i dey talk sha, no b my fault I no sabi write luv poem.

Ma Love don't cost a thing.

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. Alryt soi for doin dat... And abt food... Nooo u must eat somtin o.....

okay......pap will do........chai!! I really married well

eddykisses1:


Even you? My Witch of OZ...mmmm

Shebi u leave her run.
Hahahahahaha

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, na u no Wetin u giv blizzydodo chop ooooo

see den won know d secret, bur dey can never know it... See dey are suprised, dey are amazed, dey are bewildered, I just hope dia bewilderness will not get dem into d wilderness because of me nd blizzydoDo matter

spixytinxy:
y I no go bliv dem, I no u now

because of wetin don go on btw us bfor abi, am now a changed man o

spixytinxy:
so wat d big deal, se mk im no come my shop ni

I tire o

jubrealguy:
okay......pap will do........chai!! I really married well

Na only laf I fit dey laf 4 dis mata! Jubrealguy weldon oh jst no do my future wife anyhw, bcarefulu oh!!!

iambibi:
..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

Chommieblaq:



***Smiles, whispers to iambibi, ma head don scatter***

.. Lmao.. Babe.. By d time iamdynamite finsh... Ur head go burst join!!

Testimony89:

Na only laf I fit dey laf 4 dis mata! Jubrealguy weldon oh jst no do my future wife anyhw, bcarefulu oh!!!

who be u wey u no get rope for neck, na salad dey make u dey dream like ds......i no wan talk much. Oya iambibi come reply am, na u know where u c am......

iambibi:
Jubrealguy... Hav u eaten

oya go give d boy hin fud make we com reason jor, I don dey miss u already, I no want make u dey far from me

Fraiser:
babe hw I wish d body is a transparent glass, probably u will b able to see tru my body nd see hw commited i am to u in my heart. I want u to shun d distractors, dey hav notin to offer dan to poison ur mind, just bliv me, I will not let u down

That's ur friend's wife you kow. I go break bottles o. if nah joke stop am

tuffpivot:
lol father don spoil dis days... I rather turn monk 4 monastery

lol... If I come put reverend bfor d father nko?

Fraiser:
punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.. Weda na my partner in crime abi na wetin... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

Fraiser:
punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

Fraiser:
nd can u guess wot? Wit u around me, I stand a very gud chance of bcomin d best man somday

em Egbon fraiser, if nah best man u want, i would make u one when me and beckytee are renewing our vow

jubrealguy:
who be u wey u no get rope for neck, na salad dey make u dey dream like ds......i no wan talk much. Oya iambibi come reply am, na u know where u c am......

I lik ur courage guy unlike oda guys wei no get liver to protect dia bae bt sincerely, I envy u..... Bt tak very gud care of my bestie..... Sey u hia? Sey we b padi now?

iambibi:
.. Lmao.. Babe.. By d time iamdynamite finsh... Ur head go burst join!!

***Smiles ***

tuffpivot:
my sista even d devil disguises as an angel of light ooo.... Tread cautiously... Better still no thread

owkeee... na u won b d latest follow com abi, God pass u o

Kbs468:

Hahahaha. Alheri ne fa yasa ankiro sunan ki fa. Aman tunda na ga alamar changi a kaunar ki, to bari ni janye hanuna kawai.

***Smiles ***

jubrealguy:
baby, u avnt cooked now, where else will i get food if not from u?

oya go chop make u go sleep, I won follow ur wife reason

Testimony89:

I lik ur courage guy unlike oda guys wei no get liver to protect dia bae bt sincerely, I envy u..... Bt tak very gud care of my bestie..... Sey u hia? Sey we b padi now?

u stylishly threatened to take away my wife from me, we can never be padi........in fact, i wan ban u from our house

iambibi:
..dnt mind me dear... Am so sorry i left u like dah.... Oya tell me... Wat do u want to eat...

babe go nd prepare two hungry man pack for d boy so dat hin go belle full sleep quick quick, I need ur attention

Fraiser:
oya go chop make u go sleep, I won follow ur wife reason

iambibi, see, they say no nation fight a war on two fronts and win either, i can be repelling Fraser's attraction to u and repel testimony89 who's working so hard to get away from the friendzone......seriously, i wanna know what's happening ooo its 12 am and they are both waiting for me to sleep so they can possess my possession....... make i understand wetin dey happen, abeg

Chommieblaq:


Shebi u leave her run.
Hahahahahaha

Me? Abi her husband leave her run den na me come dey wif her since...d guy cm bk na so she va
moose

Testimony89:

I lik ur courage guy unlike oda guys wei no get liver to protect dia bae bt sincerely, I envy u..... Bt tak very gud care of my bestie..... Sey u hia? Sey we b padi now?

..jubreal dear as i dey go to go reply am.. i con notice say him don pack well..... Soo dear Testimony89 is ma bestie....... Trust me.. U hav notin to worry abt

jubrealguy:
lol.....me just dey wait make dem postpone am to august, na dat time dem go see d real me......buh i fit boro u my twitter account oo, make u run show ur talent make una no allow presido dey alone.
Meanwhile na protest dtobs go protest wey dem possess hin possession, ori iya mi no go allow me protest

lmaoooooo, fuc.k u bad o, person wey u suppose dey respect sey hin b activist, see how u finish am... Wit d kyn tin wey dey happen for dis city, even if nysc talk sey na december camp go open, bois no go try comot go protest again

iambibi:
.. Whaaaattttttt!! Babe... And u say u dnt have appetite..its already late for dat na.. . Dear for d luv of God take pap naa.. Abeg.. Na beg i dey beg..

lol... Make ur house boi... Oh sorry ur husband dey take pap sleep, hin b sickler? Nawa o

jubrealguy:
iambibi, see, they say no nation fight a war on two fronts and win either, i can be repelling Fraser's attraction to u and repel testimony89 who's working so hard to get away from the friendzone......seriously, i wanna know what's happening ooo its 12 am and they are both waiting for me to sleep so they can possess my possession....... make i understand wetin dey happen, abeg

.. Seriously baby.. Trust me!!.. Abi U no kno me again?

iambibi:
.. Lolz...ladi kwali pot... Den dah pot must be a fine pot...

ok I hear, just try me