The attention you crave for the most is actually the very thing I loathe the most about being a lawyer. I cherish being an inconspicuous being.

Angelberry:
Bar M after years of practice is still struggling to feed.

majority of lawyers have provision for basic needs. methinks that's what the gent was trying to state.
proudly a law student

daretodiffer:
You can bail yourself or ask someone to do it for you

You have no case, so stop crying joor

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4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.


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You can't be trusted bro. Wetin doctors go say? Or Pastor's wey their ear don full.
Folks trust you with their lives so you can defend them with your lies.

When I bought my first land, I told my guy who is a lawyer abt it and he was really happy for me and went further to suggest dat I prepare a contract of sale n deed for the land. After preparation, my guy refused to send me d documents oh. He said I must pay him 10k. I just pity him dat day. Na hungry go kill most of una o

LOOL.

OP comes across as a law student.

Don't worry, you will soon grad and find out what an overrated profession you just got yourself into

Most of the barristers i know are not as rich as i want they are not people that turn heads maybe the op is in a jungle thats why lawyers turn heads there, infact in my place you wont know someone is a lawyer untill they bright that thier handbag full of white A4 sheets with plaintiff and defendant on it before you know and they are always talking and lies never cease from thier mouth, they always argue announcing to everyone around they are lawyers lol i hate that profession i prefer bieng a doctor.

You guys actually enjoy some level of respect. I have a lawyer friend I gave small "chopping" by linking him with my business contact. When the money came, he ate it alone and gave me stories.

I was so disappointed.

herbie27:
in as much as lawyers are good at keeping secrets, mostly when they have to defend a client, that doesn't mean ppl thrust them.

We don't care

Dharniel:
true brother. to make it interesting, after I watched The Firm and Suits (both season films), all I aspire to be is an attorney...

Yes!!!! if you love firm and suits trust me, you"ll love "scandal". I envy lawyers mehn.. to even worsen the case, Naijaboiy is soon to be one. abasi mbok!! cry me a river...

sexymoma:
You don't like the fact that you can lie for africa
that's why most of you end up been care taker of some ancient building

lol ..why the beef naa

Jonathan2787:
Most of the barristers i know are not as rich as i want they are not people that turn heads maybe the op is in a jungle thats why lawyers turn heads there, infact in my place you wont know someone is a lawyer untill they bright that thier handbag full of white A4 sheets with plaintiff and defendant on it before you know and they are always talking and lies never cease from thier mouth, they always argue announcing to everyone around they are lawyers lol i hate that profession i prefer bieng a doctor.

lmao "they go announcing to everyone the are lawyers" Is it that bad?? bet, come o! you prefer being a conductor kwa?

ClassCaptain:


lol ..why the beef naa

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sexymoma:
beefing ke eku law oo

lol. Reminds me of my hostel caretaker lawyer. With him baggy baggy clothes. take dey use con disturb us .

You must be from the sciences as i dey look u so

daretodiffer:


We don't care

who cares!.

When I remember that most law firms now pay fresh graduate Lawyers as low as 20k/month, all these your imagined self-importance just fades into oblivion

I actually pity young lawyers for their sufferings.

iamkingzlee:
lmao "they go announcing to everyone the are lawyers" Is it that bad?? bet, come o! you prefer being a conductor kwa?

i prefer bieng a computer geek, programmer, web designer, or a surgeon. lawyer and police are the last professions I'll or can consider if there's no other professional job, but i can join customs or airforce

NO OFFENSE BUT ONE THING I DETEST ABOUT LAWYERS IS HOW SOME OF THEM HARDEN THEIR HEARTS, BURY THEIR CONSCIENCES TO DEFEND PEOPLE THEY ACTUALLY KNOW (deep down in their hearts) ARE TRULY GUILTY OF THE MURDEROUS CRIMES THEY ARE ACCUSED OF...ALL BECAUSE OF MONEY OR THE PURPOSE OF PRACTISING THEIR PROFESSION. ANYWAY, I'M NOT MUCH KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE PROFESSION BUT THE ONES I KINDA ADMIRE ARE LAWYERS IN or TO BIG (OIL) COMPANIES, BIG REAL ESTATE COMPANIES AND BIG CELEBRITIES/SUPERSTARS. THE ONES I PITY ARE THE ONES THEY REFER TO AS CHARGE-AND-BAIL LAWYERS.

TRUTH BE TOLD: I RESPECT JUDGES/JUSTICES.

I am not sure about the police but all lawyers are going to hell.

I love being a lawyer.

on the flip side, I pray I don't encounter police and their wahala though I know it is inevitable.

Thank God, naughtynaughty is a lawyer to be. I yaf a frnd lawyer. Ore mi, coman see this o

Elegant Accountant!!!

Verbalist:
LOOL.

OP comes across as a law student.

Don't worry, you will soon grad and find out what an overrated profession you just got yourself into

bad belle

staymore:
You guys actually enjoy some level of respect. I have a lawyer friend I gave small "chopping" by linking him with my business contact. When the money came, he ate it alone and gave me stories.

I was so disappointed.

lmaoooo, sharp bobo. Nah d way nah

cecegorz:
When I remember that most law firms now pay fresh graduate Lawyers as low as 20k/month, all these your imagined self-importance just fades into oblivion

I actually pity young lawyers for their sufferings.

pele oo, bad belle wu ask u

Aviero:
Some Lawyers disgust me in a way. No offence!

They see themselves as very intelligent whereas they know nothing. Bunch of black and white wearing liars!

ooops it reminds me some time ago i accompaned a friend to court, he was arrested for suretying a business partner, who borrowed for his business, so we have to get a lawyer, u need to see how the woman judge was correcting those men like nursery school pupils, i was like are these liers sorry lawyers.

Kyllahmc:
I am not sure about the police but all lawyers are going to hell.

jesu! Abeg ooooo. Hell keh? Well shaa.. Wat do u knw? Mr 'lay man' lol

naughtynaughty:
bad belle

LOOL

Whatever peels your grapes. Have lots of lawyer friends to know what's up.

Many of em are now into estate management.


The profession is now overrated seriously

This is the best tin i ve ever read on Niaraland.....did i say best thing..No oooo..News about Buhari islamastion,Bokoharam winning and Nnamdi Kanu are together the best tin i ve ever read.....

the zombies will attack me now but know it that:Nnamdi Kanu is a Propeht,all he had said is coming to Pass...
In other words,Isis has Termed Nigeria as an Enemy,so

HateU2:
Thank God, naughtynaughty is a lawyer to be. I yaf a frnd lawyer. Ore mi, coman see this o

TBH, aside d fine uniform dt alws mke me smart nd stand out among people, and ehm..d respect of pple call me barrister here nd der, ave criosly lost interest in dis course calld law. Sumtymz I wonda y I didn't go for theatre art nd dance my way out of skul especially during exams wen I hav to cram cases, sections etc ..chaii law deal wit me oo no b small. I don't c myslf practising ooo..lailai. Wu get tym? Boring lyf? Lailai. Lemme finish first, go for some training nd run in2 showbiz/entrtmnt. OAP toh bad. Tnkgod I hav d kim k kinda shape wu boring life help?