Smellymouth:


..

What?

Laveda:

What?

Smirnoff

refiner:


fanks sweety....I don't check d name buh I love d drink!





saved in my memory now!

You welcome.

Following

adeh39:



Naso your own be

Always observing

Shey koda be ni?

Where the participants naa.. abi shebi la ma sun ni?

olajorn na u i come watch like film o, abeg nor fall obama hand o.

kinglekan:



Shey koda be ni?

Where the participants naa.. abi shebi la ma sun ni?

I no sure say the show go sweet tonight jare

Everything just dey boring

Oliviaarims:
To commence this challenge,may I call on CaptainEcole as he steps out to woo Mynd1...#drumrolls please#

Good afternoon everyone..

Laveda, please make sure the dodokwa and eve drink gets to everybody.

Lasisi69. Mount the gate and prevent intruders

entertainment

airforce,chanchit and andyblaze

everyone pls be seated. And hold your tickets.

Sips fermented kunu

Darkenedrebel johan cruyff is dead

Lands in parachute




but unfortunately for me, the girl i 've been crushing on is about to be wooed by another guy

waiting for 8:30 on the dot... I work with time

still waiting for them

Yes!! I have arrived to take my seat as one of d esteemed judges for today's wooing challenge.

Before my colleagues arrive, let me quickly say this to the respective contestants/wooers; yesterday was a bit disappointing at d beginning, as some of our participants didn't quite connect to d ladies they had to woo.

We saw so many poetic lines yesterday plus most of d lines were really lengthy as against the 150+or- words required. The ultimate aim is to win d heart of d wooee, but, in process of doing that try to create a real feel with ur lines. It doesn't have to be poetic. Just do it d way you'd normally do it if you had a 15secs opportunity with her in real life, yeah? Ok.

Looking forward to reading ur exceptional lines tonight.

Smellymouth:


Smirnoff

Got ish with that?

ClassCaptain:
Good afternoon everyone..

Laveda, please make sure the dodokwa and eve drink gets to everybody.

Lasisi69. Mount the gate and prevent intruders

entertainment

airforce,chanchit and andyblaze

everyone pls be seated. And hold your tickets.

Sips fermented kunu

lol... so, I don turn to bouncer for your eye

naijaboiy:

That photo is scary.

that is the face dey will get when dey use d wrong line

Hey hey hey!!.. I cant find my crush HateU2. Havnt see her all day nd she hasnt replied my pm.

So u guys just knw, i cant woo air o. *drops mic*

The Eagle Has Landed

Allow me to re-introduce myself... I am CaptainECole
To Mynd1 ...
It will be such a paroxysm of honour and emotions if you can just read the lines I have. My undiluted love for you has created an embodiment of nervousness, it has created a parquet of love lined up in the same pattern because I care for you and no one else ... notwithstanding, the emotions is of good intentions,laced with layers of veraciousness,and luminous lights of luminiscent love. .. I don't even know what to type,but I know that my feelings for you is incorrigible because it has attained the highest order of purity and even I myself find this feeling undecipherable, because it has been said in an old adage that "love cannot be read".

If my love were walls,they'd surround you,
If my love were music, it will be melodious
If my love were birds,you'll fly through the skies

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.-
The feeling is taller than the Eiffel Tower,it is brighter than Hong Kong at night,it is calmer than the Seine River, it is longer than the Mississippi.
Get ready for paradise, cuz my love is one,a paradise full of sweet aroma that comes from my heart, an aroma sweeter than that of a bouquet of flowers. Roses are red, Lavender is purple,whichever one,I'll be it.... in my love,there is diversity, there is a long catenation of choices,to keep you emotionally satisfied.
I'm Romeo,will you be my Juliet? They say "Love is blind " but mine is blinder,cuz I can't fault your beauty, your body radiates like the morning sun,your voice is sweet music (perhaps, its from heaven),your eyes are dark and sparkly like the summer night,your lips are smooth and succulent,that alone could qualify you as a good kisser, perhaps kisses that can melt the heart of Adolf Hitler,or Idi Amin,... this love of mine is a dual-carriage journey, the second seat is reserved exclusively for you alone, why not come and join in this royal ride of love. My Queen!!! ... You can be driver,while I be the passenger,you can be the judge while I be the case, you can be the teacher while I be the lesson ... all that matters is that you're by my side. C'est non! Mon Cherie. You're my royalty, the love is regal,meant for elites like us,with subordinates to serve you,and I.
CC. Naijaboiy,... I'm done

Maxi112:
that is the face dey will get when dey use d wrong line

me don tell the wooees to pour any wooer mk dare drop edegbe line today