I find it very disturbing that guys think they have to use chat up lines on girls to get their attentions. I once had a guy who was trying to get my opinion on having a relationship with him and after a few seconds loss of words he told me that i was just like his sister, how disturbing was that,  i was instantly turned off not that i was turned on at all.

and on another occasion i had another guy get my number from his sister and text me asking me to go out with him since it was a text, i could just pretend i did not recieve it and ignore it but the next day his sister called me and tried to ask me out for him that i also found quite disturbing. Are guys just uncomfortable or is it just me.

nice way

U mean ur friend asked u out on behalf of her brother.


Wats wrong wit dat.

@damsal - you might have been offended and I understand but truth be told, I have heard (and seen) worse so what are you worried about? wether they say you look like thier late grandma, just tell them what they've got to hear , (eg f*$@ off!)

Well beyunce the guy and his sister happen to be my friend so him asking me out was quite surprising and then his sister making the move for him and actually claiming that she was sure i liked her brother was disturbing. I have a brother and would never chat up a girl for him.

And the guy saying i was just like his sister did not place a good image in my mind and that was why i was slightly offended.

e yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i will give you my elder brother

hey girl,u wanna go out sometime?
not even asking for name or anything!!!

@svs you mean me ?

no am just talking about ma experience
nutin to do wit u

lol

some dude was intereted in me. My very good friend in school and anytime he calls or we chat, hes alayz telling me "Nnenny, I know u feel somthing for me so why don't you tell me" and this guy fully know that I am a very straight forward and open-minded gurl. finally he opened up after weeks of trying to tell me who he was in love with by telling me guess and gave me sum clue like " the person was the only person that applied for this position at the NIGERIAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION at ma skool and I was the only one and the onlygirl, hahahhaa, alot more, guyz gat jokes 4real

well quite lot but i think the most disgusting was a guy who mailed a list of questions asking mii wat i looked for in a guy then dedicated his project to mii and told a friend to tell mii he did that and suddenly assumed we were dating.


it seemed so weird and annoying.

zionchic:

, a guy who mailed a list of questions ,

Were they "21 questions" by any chance?

@ mochafella

why do you want to know, have you ever been a culprit of such?

zionchic:

why do you want to know, have you ever been a culprit of such?

Nope not I . Do we get to see the questions?

it's been 5 years since i got the mail, so i'm sure i deleted it already. Too bad though, 'cos i would have loved to share it

"i kno u feelin me mami so y dont u jus stop frontin nd give it up ta daddi"
ye sum guy actually sed dat. . .hah like i wuz gon "give it up ta daddi" witt dat whack line
negro puuhhhlleeaassee. . .he wudnt even cute
sum guyz r jus 2 damn funni
lol

I can satisfy you very well,i have a real big prick.



Top taht anybody.

ahahahaha oo shxt i dont nobody can top dat
LMAO

WHEN HE IS GOING AROUND SAYING THAT YOU ARE HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN I MYSELF DONT KNOW THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND , VERY BAD

As i was walking on a street in lagos,
Him sending a stammerer to say ''Mmmmmyyyyyy Uununncclleee iiiiiisss caaalllinn hmmm uu''

And the ' uncle' never met him before
cos i just walked on

I love all Ur wayz Guys So keep em Comin' xcept the Silly blokes Of Course

one happened yesterday at the mall, was walking with my friends and suddenly i saw this guy staring at me and talking on the phone, he hung up as we got closer and said "lady in brown, what you saying?" i looked and him with so much disgust and my friends broke out laughing _{well he joined in the laughter}

I had a guy at work that I had just met the day before telling me that his wife must be cheating on him because she bought herself some pretty underclothes. Then asked me if I wanted to go on a date the coming Friday. No thank you!

be sure that you really mean what u said cos i have seen many girls just fall in love at mere reading of contents of text messages.
This things are real girl!
believe me

girls r like dat too
like this one girl that calls ma phone nonstop
and i would never answer, till some one said she cut her wrist because i was ignorin her
it creeped me tha f*ck out

lol She wants Some love and attention but thats Such a Silly thing to do Some gurls are just nuts

haha yea
hey gotta go
c u ok??

alright then, Catch ya 8ter

A guy once said to me:

"It's c*nts like you that make pr*cks like me stand up"



Another guy said:

My d*ck is so big and strong, if I f*ck you the overflow will come out your nose"



There are some seriously sick dudes out there

a guy actually doing that make him a geek


do u feel me

Lmaoooo baby gurl da first One is damn funny