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Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Dojo(m): 4:54pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
No wonder we have problems, they (women) have not changed in their thinking/behaviour. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once, Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Mystique(f): 5:45pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
Well, I'm a lady, and i read it, and it aint funny, ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by eveseh(f): 6:07pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
lol dojo,i have already read it ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by adedoyin1(f): 6:23pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
well i dont think all women are the same. |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by 2fine4u(f): 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
well they are quite funny and am laffin ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by eslynera(f): 7:19pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
I'm a lady too, and i read it, soryy ohhh ![]() ![]() ![]() So what was the effect of us readin it?? ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by beyunce(f): 7:30pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
U never mentioned dere would be any harm in reading it. |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by eslynera(f): 7:32pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
just askin, coz there was a warning, duhh ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by deniece(f): 7:35pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
this is funny, y u neva wanted us 2 read it |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by eslynera(f): 7:38pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
l.o.l ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Tmoni(m): 7:40pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
i feel every MALE should read this B4 attempting to take the big PLUNGE into a place where u are constantly between HER and the DEEP BLUE SEA.[color=#990000][/color] ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by damygurl(f): 7:43pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
We are not dat bad!!!! |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by lilnaomi(f): 9:00pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
damygurl, u took the words right outta my mouf. i was gonna say dt too. n i hope u lot know these are jus exaggerations. only a few women are like that, n even the ones dt r lyk dt are not dt bad. |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
Only a few ladies are like THAT, infact no lady is like that UNTIL SHE GETS MARRIED, then she just falls into the same old mould! On your wedding day, do not forget to say goodbye to the good old times, all your friends, the occassional snacking, buying that trendy new TV game and wearing shorts to sleep! |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by lilnaomi(f): 9:13pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
davidylan, dt is so wrong, can i jus say. marriage doesnt totally change who u r. if u r a money-grubbing, nagging troublesome woman, it will still b there afta u get married. but if u r a str8 forward woman who wants progress for her husband, cmon man, u'll stil b dt same person even afta marriage. there r som woman like dt, agreed but not all women. its jus like saying, all married men cheat and lose their effectiveness after marriage. u too check it nw. |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by kaydee(m): 1:17am On Jun 22, 2006 |
Now if you think it ain't funny,then read again.If you still don't find it funny,then check yourself or lemme do that for you. Props to ya Dojo[/b] |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by ioday(f): 8:30pm On Jun 23, 2006 |
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates So Dojo What are you becoming? A Philosopher or are you going to be happy You no hear wetin Lagbaja talk Him talk say Who is Man Without Woman, HE is nothing. Nothing at all. You cannot do without her |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Damsal(f): 4:38pm On Jun 24, 2006 |
I think this is hilarious ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by robby1(m): 10:51pm On Jun 24, 2006 |
did y'all notice that the first 9 replies were by females|? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Dojo(m): 9:08am On Jun 26, 2006 |
I'm suprised. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by cocolet: 11:57am On Jun 26, 2006 |
great sense of humour, dojo. so, so funny, and true! ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by jgirl3: 12:18pm On Jun 26, 2006 |
The ladies here have said all i can say. Dojo well done oh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Dojo(m): 12:53pm On Jun 26, 2006 |
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Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by GeeCee(m): 11:46am On Aug 04, 2009 |
Cool |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Santi222(m): 11:15pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Excellent. |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:49am On Jul 16, 2012 |
r_o_b_b_y: did y'all notice that the first 9 replies were by females|?i seriously wonder why |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Adebolami112(m): 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2022 |
I don't think marriage is still a good idea for men |
Re: Ladies Should Not Read This, Please. by Luiz321: 1:28pm On Aug 27, 2022 |
eslynera:sorry I sent you a mail , would you mind replying to it? |
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