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I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 7:47am On Apr 02, 2016 |
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her. I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow. She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her. When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully.. She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house. She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now? 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Caseless: 7:49am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Nonsense! 1 Like |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by gabinogem(m): 7:50am On Apr 02, 2016 |
u need vigorous masturbation... Happy Friendzone day. |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by cruzita(f): 7:51am On Apr 02, 2016 |
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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by mzvyne(f): 7:55am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Op, your life dey inside bottle, baby oku bottle to be precise... 4 Likes |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Nobody: 7:56am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Both of u na mumu 3 Likes |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by phanshark(m): 7:56am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:rest in peace man. In case you see angel lasisi, tell him 2 remove ur eyes because na him kill you. |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016 |
I dnt know but i think it is not wrong if her brother helps her to shave cruzita: |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Ahmed0336(m): 8:12am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG: ![]() |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:13am On Apr 02, 2016 |
mzvyne:how do i get out of the bottle? Thanks |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:15am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Ahmed0336:what? |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:17am On Apr 02, 2016 |
enjoy ur brother friend zone ![]() ![]() at list u for make attempt op! anyway! thanks for d joke |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by cruzita(f): 8:22am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:u mean if your sister helps u to shave your below ,you see nothing wrong?haba !!!.bro easy with the lie na |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:25am On Apr 02, 2016 |
cruzita:when i was young, my elder sis was bathing me. Not a big deal tho. It is rather fun |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:26am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Maxi112:wait until u experience it.. U will know that i am telling the truth |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by firstking01(m): 8:39am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Rubbish |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by KingRex1(m): 8:40am On Apr 02, 2016 |
OP take a moment nd reflect on ur life... Ask ursef why u mumu like this. People no dey waste time to bleep dia enemy talk more of crush. U shaved her p*ssy, u no clean am up give her head nd bleep her straight up. Infact this story na lie! |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:experience ke! God will not allow that kind of experience come close to me.... cause am not gonno leave without having my way... either by force or anyother means... all i no is that "there must be a way" see one on one goal way u miss and u expect me to clap for u.... U deserve to be arrested for that if this is true |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by obontami: 8:42am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG: What's the name of this ghanian movie ?? |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:46am On Apr 02, 2016 |
KingRex1:i didnt wanna act like a pervert. Thats why |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:48am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Maxi112:forcefully have my way you said? I never wanna spend the rest of my life in jail. That is rape for goodness' sake! |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:51am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:what abt her sexually molesting u ![]() why not jail her ![]() I now see reason why u languishing in a friendzone, u have hug evidence against her to have ur way... is not too late bro.. ignoring her call is a bad idea, just prove to her that u r a man and have her forever |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:57am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Maxi112:a lady molesting you sexually? Who will believe you? Oboy, na naija we dey. How many ladies were jailed for sexual molestation and rape? Abegi |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 9:08am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:na u dey talk that one.. u never see case, are u trying to tell me there is no rule of law in Nigeria?? a lady molested u sexually, and u r here telling me a proper court will not allow justice to prevail cause she is a woman ![]() she her self no say u can't give a goat yam to keep for u.. two things must happen.. either the goat eat d yam or d yam eat the goat she owe u big apology! no offence |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by refiner(f): 9:22am On Apr 02, 2016 |
....laffing in Japanese.... ![]() |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2016 |
refiner:na true life story. U dnt av any other option than to believe me. I need ur advice |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by KingRex1(m): 9:42am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:You both acted like pervs ab initio.. Y nt complete it |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by refiner(f): 9:57am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG: ....my friend dats fiction!...or better still wat u wished came to pass!...am not gullible!...go do somfin meaningful wif ur life! ![]() |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by MrigweC(m): 10:02am On Apr 02, 2016 |
U are finished
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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(m): 10:03am On Apr 02, 2016 |
refiner:dnt be a thomas. Anything goes when it comes to possibility |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by NemzySeries(m): 11:22am On Apr 02, 2016 |
wasted!!! I repeat...U're WASTED |
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Elzends(m): 11:30am On Apr 02, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG: Politicalthug......ur threads show that you are from the lineage of lie Mohammed |
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