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Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:07pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
We all know that the Nigerian Economy has never been better. This has resulted to Ladies being forced to keeping some dudes as "Helpers" when trouble comes calling. Even some Men are aware, while some are still Oblivious of the fact that they are already friendzoned. So I will be dropping some phrases that when ever you hear it from a ladie's mouth, instead of smiling, take to your Heels.... 1) you’re so nice": This is the initial stage of the "friendzoning" village. The moment a lady starts telling you how nice you are to her, without attaching any emotional or romantic touch to it, my brother make things clear to her before you will reach the next level. 2) “lol you are so funny": You have started talking, and in your mind you are creating a chemistry. But in the girl's mind, you are being used to kill boredoem and depression. So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tacticaly and watchout for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3 3) “bestie": The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!! You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone! Your deliverance will be headed by "Rev king" himself!! I don't know if there will be a cure for this stage or maybe Mr 10 commandments [Tosyne2much] will write the 10 ways of getting of being a bestie.. I believe he will help you. But the moment you don't save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!! 4) “you’re like a brother to me": Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother?? Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother?? Just know that at this stage, you will only the "STAGE 5" as your price!! So just take heart my Bro!! 5)“aww thank u": And this is your ultimate price!! Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu Or Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain "Thank you" or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is "God bless you so much"!! So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless Feel free to add yours!! Complied by Agubush 114 Likes 13 Shares
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Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by czarr(m): 3:09pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
FTC!!!! This is new!!....OK, I have never been friend zoned before. Except its mutual. I'm fly like that,haters can come and go and die and away already Good writeup tho! 12 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 3:11pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere.. 6 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 3:15pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
hmmmn...in this fuel scarcity period boys don't mind being presidents of the friendzone 82 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Daniel2289(m): 3:15pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
OP u're right. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by ClassCaptain(m): 3:15pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " ;.. Zonal officers Friendzone, the second most populous country in d world 103 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
KashyBaby: God is watching you. If we go to your village of "friendzoned" boys, they may have a population greater than that of Nigeria sef 10 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: Hahahaha .. At a point, na true ooooo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by firstking01(m): 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
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Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 3:25pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
mhen... u go fear friendzone |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:33pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
viickerz: |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by halfricanadian(f): 3:36pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman! 72 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
One of our (guys) worst nightmare! I mean, last time a babe told me I am so nice, Kai I just weak.. 16 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by nonstan(m): 3:40pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
I tell u 1 Like |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by tosyne2much(m): 3:47pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Spot on OP... I dey come make I add my own join |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by KingRex1(m): 3:47pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Why nt explicitly tell him u cant date him, u have a bf u love.. 68 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Strahovski1(m): 3:47pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Ladies cannot date everyone so they have to friendzone. 6 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Omotayor123(f): 3:52pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever 7 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by wordbank(m): 4:03pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Aka Errand Boy 9 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:04pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Omotayor123: I will jsut carry your name and go and give T.B Joshua!! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:06pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Strahovski1: It seems like u dnt really understand the term "friendzone" 3 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Why then can't you girls limit your financial demands to what your daters can afford 52 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 4:22pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
halfricanadian:true talk 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by bqlekan(m): 4:46pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
choi 1 Like |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Mediapace: 4:55pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
I abi Omotayor123: |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by DemiGoddess(f): 5:00pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
* I like you alot...hmmm * You are always there for me when others are running away...Choi 6 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Nobody: 5:09pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
I once had a female friend who always referred to me as bestie, but she was really into me. We aren't friends anymore though. She had deep psychological issues. 10 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Surfboard(m): 5:14pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Hahahaha, I've been zoned with that 'bestie' line by 2 different girls...safe to say we don't talk anymore. 11 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by wilybebsy(m): 5:21pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Why not just tell him u have a boyfriend instead of putting him in the friendzone? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by BiafraBushBoy(m): 5:21pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
DemiGoddess: Vice president friendzoners association! I hail ooo |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by halfricanadian(f): 5:31pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
wilybebsy: How many of u guys ever listen wen a girl pours her heart out If i tell d boy i av a bf he wud come to nl nd write 100 ways girls friendzone their future hubby Bt if i tell him yes he wud b happy I rada brotherzone him self i do dat easily 15 Likes |
Re: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by wilybebsy(m): 5:39pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
halfricanadian:So u are keeping them incase they might be useful on the long run? 21 Likes |
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