Hey! Mornin every1... unable to log in 2 nysc.gov.ng buh can log in 2 nysc.org.ng.... Pls can sum1 try 2 c if it's a general issue?

Good Morning evryone. Missed u all
Thanks for all d mentions.


Btw: sydneyboss thanks 4 d airtym.

smileeey:
why all these rumors? Anytime you read or hear rumors, pls go and check nysc website whether there is a change in timetable or not. The timetable is there for us to see.

Just preparing u for d future shock of another postponement.

sirguy542:

Pls my brother What's the relationship between your sister & Nysc?

If u ask me, na who I go ask?

teemakagu:
Hey! Mornin every1... unable to log in 2 nysc.gov.ng buh can log in 2 nysc.org.ng.... Pls can sum1 try 2 c if it's a general issue?

log in what sense? Is it that you can log in into your account using your email and password?

Ndejiko:

log in what sense? Is it that you can log in into your account using your email and password?

no ...I mean 2 log in 2 their main site 'nysc.gov.ng

Smellymouth:



The way we hail Fraiser when he bring the fish come :::

lol... Dis your grand welcom no b small tin o, no vex sey I no bring d fish yesterday, na wen my bois reach river jordan na hin den see sey d river don dry... Den com proceed to river nile, den suppose see fish bring com today...

moh85:
Shey na ur Sis be the new NYSC DG abi? No be July,Na December

Take it easy on urself. Time will surely tell.

labienyce:

God bless you

Amen. u too bro

LogoDWhiz:

Weldone!

you gallant bro... Gudmorni hw ur nyt?

Fraih:


Awwwwn

Ring The Bell...
Sound it Aloud...
Shammak is Here!!!!!!!!

Welcome back Bae.
I've missed you Here, and a lot here too.

Shammak is back ooo
Cc: Qutyjoice, Eaglevision, Rukkyola, CROBBOY, IghravweIG.

He's welcome back.
Good morning to u Fraih.

Rukkyola:

Chai! Fraiser! Y u no go mention monicker b4 Ehen? Later u go dey form sey u sabi book. I wonder where my husband take jam u 4 dis life. Ur matter don tire me.

see you... You tin sey I b lyk u wey no dey read instruction bfor answering question, lecturer go talk sey make u highlight you go dey explain, den go talk sey answer 3 out of 5, u go answer all d five nd no b sey u sabi wetin u dey write o, atlast person wey answer just 2 go sccore 75% u wey answer d whole 5 go score 30%.... Now na who b ololdo.... In short always follow instruction, den no talk sey make u mention ur name nd dat of sent4rina wey u write for dia...olodo... Sha gud morni, shey u sleep well?

yusuff214:
pls what is this forum for?
think it is meant to be an information forum not the other way round

nobody is stoping u from sharing any information u av bro...

Abbeyunique2:

Workers day is may 1st. just one day. NYSC like any other paramilitary or military outfit dont pertake actively in such holiday. well as at yesternite, the date (27th) still stand so tell ur friends to stop panicking

moh85:
Na Wetin come join April 27th and 1st of May? Camp is 27th of April while workers day is 1st of May,so I see no reason why the date should be shifted. Just get ready for 20th of April to print your CUL and 27th for Camp

Alright, thanks for the clarity

jubrealguy:
my padi, u can create ur own thread and turn it to what u want to see......no fight for church, u pray.....I talk amen

lol... Ride on padi... I dey ur back, I no dey around yesterday, I just dey see am dis morni sey den d rebels don go plan to attack our city again... I don go shapally close border dis morni. Morni padi, hw ur nyt?

Rukkyola:

I just new it. Immediately one intruder pops in to talk rubb*sh, others will follow. Abeggiii, u & Yusuff should stop disturbing my peace. I don't have paracetamol to treat headache.
After all, I have never read any reasonable NYSC related info 4rm u guys b4
So sharap & go 2 bed. I will quote u when we discuss relevant NYSC issue & daz if u would pay me.
Eshey!

lol... U b better PA jor, ur head dey dia...

mimzy:


Thank u ma'am. I appreciate

Smellymouth I see u

I really love your signature, I tink u deserve my support for dat...

AkSquared:
Just preparing u for d future shock of another postponement.

OK dear, let's wait and see.

smileeey:
OK dear, let's wait and see.

oju o ni ri ibi......no be dey wait to see one stupid shocker....... Good morning

Fraiser:
lol... Ride on padi... I dey ur back, I no dey around yesterday, I just dey see am dis morni sey den d rebels don go plan to attack our city again... I don go shapally close border dis morni. Morni padi, hw ur nyt?

no mind dem, for ds kind time wey we dey wait for CUL, i no know relevant info dem dey find upandan, i dey okay bro, night was perfect, e beta as u close border like dat. How weekend dey go bruh!

XiomaraXO:
Jeez! you're are still as defensive as ever,Mr T
Guess who!
"typo slayer"
One person at a time..

Hello Mr. Typo Slayer, I guess u didn't notice ur own error. You either use 'you are' or 'you're' in a sentence and not both. Don't thank me, what are friends for?

jubrealguy:
oju o ni ri ibi......no be dey wait to see one stupid shocker....... Good morning

AMEN OOO, thanks jare. I dey wait for God to pick my call ni ooooo.

XiomaraXO:
Jeez! you're are still as defensive as ever,Mr T
Guess who!
"typo slayer"
One person at a time..

weyrey reee ooooo

Fraiser:
kai villageGoat why come arrive d city for dis tym wey rukkyola nd her husband dey plan d namin ceremony of dia childs... U better go hide now o... Baba u re welcom, hw ur journey na abeg remain small space to build nysc camp for dat ur two plots of land

baba, i don hide ooo, if rukkyola no see me, she go use moimoi and egg with beans take cook for the naming ceremony, because without goat meat there can be no fried rice

as for my two plots of land, no remaining space, the land has been occupied, but i will discuss with the governor of ogun state to borrow me half plot of land for the nysc camp, the camp will be built by the best quality engineers from germany, every corp member would have a private jet to transport them to their PPA, there would also be free meal for them, 4 times a day, air condition will be there, fridge and others... i will try my best to put finishing touches to the camp, it will take 50 years to finish.... Thank you...

VillageGOAT:

baba, i don hide ooo, if rukkyola no see me, she go use moimoi and egg with beans take cook for the naming ceremony, because without goat meat there can be no fried rice

as for my two plots of land, no remaining space, the land has been occupied, but i will discuss with the governor of ogun state to borrow me half plot of land for the nysc camp, the camp will be built by the best quality engineers from germany, every corp member would have a private jet to transport them to their PPA, there would also be free meal for them, 4 times a day, air condition will be there, fridge and others... i will try my best to put finishing touches to the camp, it will take 50 years to finish.... Thank you...

.. Lol

My people my people....
How are you all doing....

I don't know what my offense was oooo, I was just slammed a 24hours ban by the MOD ni ooo...even those that need the ban sed no get am.
Who even know maybe after this posting sef,comes another ban! If not,then countdown WL follow.

Abbeyunique2:

Bro, there is a search icon on nairaland for a reason, if you need info use the search icon. just make sure u type the right keywords.
Also Bro, not every1 is serious like you and that doesnt make them less human. some sees this thread as a platform to interact, relate and coexist virtually with respect. I havent met most people on this platform for real life and i could swear that if we meet in the nearest future, we will relate as if we've been seeing eachother for eons. Nigerians cohabitating virtually with one another without conflict acting as one family from different institutions, courses, principle, religion and ideologies . that is how i view this room. so Bro, respect peeps and stop condemning them becos they are doing what you dont like. that way Nigeria would be great again. thanks

you are too much padi, nice writeup..

Rosey33:


Hello Mr. Typo Slayer, I guess u didn't notice ur own error. You either use 'you are' or 'you're' in a sentence and not both. Don't thank me, what are friends for?

...lolz...abeg gimme 5, You have slayed the slayer!!! ,.. Oya Bring that your small head lemme crown you...!!! Lol

MissOyin:
Good Morning evryone. Missed u all
Thanks for all d mentions.


Btw: sydneyboss thanks 4 d airtym.

gud morni dear... Its been awhile, hope u re gud... Bur wait o, hw u take get d airtym u wey no dey online since... I fear you o

Smellymouth:


My 'fifu',i Comrade Smello aka Chairman of the Nairaland Omo-onile Association (NLOOA), a distinguished friend of the house hereby declare that your alawee shall be increased to #30,000 monthly

Jubrealguy, abeg where the drinks?
VillageGOAT, where the goat meat pepper soup?
Fraiser, where the barbecue fish?
SMartins1, you don kill the cow?
LogoDWhiz, you don bring the Alomo Bitters?


***Na mimzy be my candidate for miss NL oo**

Alaga 1, the Baale of Romanceland has spoken
UP ASSO!!

the goat meat association of nigeria has officially gone on strike...
According to our correspondent, obi micheal, he said at the early hours of 8am, the members of the goat meat association decided to protest the ill treatment of the federal government, they agreed that before they can call off the strike, the federal government must meet their demands, which includes
1 - fuel price should be reduced to 15 naira per litre
2- light should be made available 25 hours a day, 7 days a week, 32 days a month, 13 months a year and 367 days in a year
3- dollars should be equal to naira 1 $ = 1 naira because we are importing the pepper soup from abroad
4- the presidential salary should be reduced to 19800 per month and 236,000 per annum, while corpers salary should be increased to 3,775,000 per annum
5- drinks like fanta, coke, gulder and others should be subsidized, government need to apply for coke subsidy in the budget....

If this demands are not met, there would be no pepper soup and goat meat till further notice,
one of the resident living in alaba market, mr saka jamiu said this is a bad development that the federal government needs to do something about it, another resident chief onyebuchi atulegbu said mehn he can't afford to miss his pepper soup and goat meat, if not, no more made in nigeria spare parts again,

this is village goat reporting for joys fm 41.9
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jubrealguy:
no mind dem, for ds kind time wey we dey wait for CUL, i no know relevant info dem dey find upandan, i dey okay bro, night was perfect, e beta as u close border like dat. How weekend dey go bruh!

lol... Border yaf closed lyk dat... Baba I still dey luk d weekend lyk lukman o, I never know how e go b, e fit b sey na house go do am truout bur if control enter from padis, igboro will take over..

VillageGOAT:

the goat meat association of nigeria has officially gone on strike...
According to our correspondent, obi micheal, he said at the early hours of 8am, the members of the goat meat association decided to protest the ill treatment of the federal government, they agreed that before they can call off the strike, the federal government must meet their demands, which includes
1 - fuel price should be reduced to 15 naira per litre
2- light should be made available 25 hours a day, 7 days a week, 32 days a month, 13 months a year and 367 days in a year
3- dollars should be equal to naira 1 $ = 1 naira because we are importing the pepper soup from abroad
4- the presidential salary should be reduced to 19800 per month and 236,000 per annum, while corpers salary should be increased to 3,775,000 per annum
5- drinks like fanta, coke, gulder and others should be subsidized, government need to apply for coke subsidy in the budget....

If this demands are not met, there would be no pepper soup and goat meat till further notice,
one of the resident living in alaba market, mr saka jamiu said this is a bad development that the federal government needs to do something about it, another resident chief onyebuchi atulegbu said mehn he can't afford to miss his pepper soup and goat meat, if not, no more made in nigeria spare parts again,

this is village goat reporting for joys fm 41.9
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This guy na clown.......lol