Rosey33:


Hello Mr. Typo Slayer, I guess u didn't notice ur own error. You either use 'you are' or 'you're' in a sentence and not both. Don't thank me, what are friends for?

Rukkyola:

Happily noni. The deed has already been done. I no fit Commot ur name kan kan. Mayb d both ov u were meant to b 2geda.

Rukkyola:

The stubborn goat has finally returned. Where have u been? Have been searching around d neighborhood 4 u ever since I delivered my triplets.
Anyways, it's not too late. Who get rope make he come lend me o. I wan tie dis goat 4 naming ceremony b4 he run go again

jubrealguy:
weyrey reee ooooo

Chommieblaq:


Iambibi come see as this your neighbor wan take scatter Ma marriage o, help me warn her make she no join me and DTOBS name again o...


Make she face her runaway sent4rina, make he no run again o. Abeg warn her,make she comot Ma name for aproko for this GC

iambibi:
.. Lol

VillageGOAT:

baba, i don hide ooo, if rukkyola no see me, she go use moimoi and egg with beans take cook for the naming ceremony, because without goat meat there can be no fried rice

as for my two plots of land, no remaining space, the land has been occupied, but i will discuss with the governor of ogun state to borrow me half plot of land for the nysc camp, the camp will be built by the best quality engineers from germany, every corp member would have a private jet to transport them to their PPA, there would also be free meal for them, 4 times a day, air condition will be there, fridge and others... i will try my best to put finishing touches to the camp, it will take 50 years to finish.... Thank you...

DTOBS:
My people my people....
How are you all doing....

I don't know what my offense was oooo, I was just slammed a 24hours ban by the MOD ni ooo...even those that need the ban sed no get am.
Who even know maybe after this posting sef,comes another ban! If not,then countdown WL follow.

DTOBS:
Chommieblaq baby, for so long I've been waiitng!
Chommieblaq sweetie, for so long I've been waiting!
Chommieblaq baby, when are you coming?
I wanna know...

Chommieblaq sweetie sweetie, whatever they tell you,please don't believe dem....
You know you've been the best of best!
This I wanna know stick with....


*sober reflection*

Fraiser:
lol... Dis ban wey dem dey ban una no b here o... Gudmorni, hw ur nyt...

Chommieblaq:


Iambibi come see as this your neighbor wan take scatter Ma marriage o, help me warn her make she no join me and DTOBS name again o...


Make she face her runaway sent4rina, make he no run again o. Abeg warn her,make she comot Ma name for aproko for this GC

Chommieblaq:




Iamdynamite where are thou?

I refuse to be confuse Ma his singing cos Ma man can so sing like Usher!

Chommieblaq:




Iamdynamite where are thou?

I refuse to be confuse Ma his singing cos Ma man can so sing like Usher!

iambibi:
... Lolz.... Calm down inlaw... She no mean am.... You kno say she dey busy with her triplets, she no know wetin dey happen since she born!!..

Fraiser:
gud morni dear... Its been awhile, hope u re gud... Bur wait o, hw u take get d airtym u wey no dey online since... I fear you o

DTOBS:


As long as the sea flows,my love for you will never run dry!
As long as the sun shines in the day and the moon in the night, my love for you will never go dimmer!

Babe, I still love you more than ever...come back home and enjoy your man

DTOBS:

Ife mi, it's going to be childish of me if I start telling you iamdynamitte is this or is that!!!!
Just know that you re loved passionately, romantically, sexically.

Bae, remember how we started, remember the good times...

Sent4rina:



Mr Lover boy well done o. Na where u see nursery skul poem wey u dey recites upandan.

DTOBS:
Missoyin welcome

DTOBS:

You Berra dey watch.... Shebi me dey watch u as u dey give rukky+ola format yesterday!

iambibi:
.. Oga, you have a wife at home, so leave my brother's wife alone!!!.....

DTOBS:

"E mi owa aye Mora,
Set the roof on fire bi eni to gba wire..
.......
If anybody mess up, I go put them in their place"

Sent4rina:


See dis guy o, she be memory card wey i dey format..

iambibi:
... Oga DTOBS warapen

MissOyin:

O se gan

Abbeyunique2:
Fowosh, hope say nah you? there is only one fowosh and his full name is otunba justice olumide fowosere aka fowosh baba. say hi to the room

iambibi:
...lolz...abeg gimme 5, You have slayed the slayer!!! ,.. Oya Bring that your small head lemme crown you...!!! Lol

DTOBS:
Fireandice
Fireandice
Fireandice
Fireandice
Fireandice
Fireandice....
Hmmmmmmm
Fire + ice
Fire + ice
Fire +ice
Hhhhhmmmmmmm
Fire and ice...

This is ur face....