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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2016
EEDC why.....Cynnny I have to go now let me look for where to charge my phone...I will bounce back in the evening...I love you so much cynnny....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2016
Brosjay3:
Good day everyone, i have been following this thread for a while now and it's been informative & entertaining. . . Keep it up guys.
eyan lawon eleyi
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kbemanuel: 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2016
Brosjay3:
Good day everyone, i have been following this thread for a while now and it's been informative & entertaining. . . Keep it up guys.

U are welcome BROSJAY...

Feel free post comment
if u av relevant info,don't hesitate to drop it here

Bless
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 1:34pm On Apr 16, 2016
Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace
...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 1:35pm On Apr 16, 2016
Teeboy15:
Lord please do not let NYSC postpone this service year any longer. I want to get this programme done and over with then face my life squarely. The embarrassment is getting too much. Please, Father Lord, listen to the cry of Your child. Amen
Bro, you are not alone. this NYSC thingy let me discovered the cons of not having younger female siblings that are old enough to take care of the house. But even though weeping endureth for the night...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 1:37pm On Apr 16, 2016
kbemanuel:


LOL...your absence was felt...

Yh....bt nt all,I shld get d remaining this week when I have the chance....what about you??

Welcum bck once more
I needed to fix some things and will soon be running back.

I got some of them. But on the other hand, I am hoping to go with stream II if my supposed plans works.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:37pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:


Yea, I see that.

But do not put those troubles at heart. Our environment and upbringing have great influences on how we perceive and respond to the world. That is why we are wired differently for different purpose. Although it is expected that we as humans at certain stages in our lives are expected to to know some rudimentary things. But it is impossible to work with the assumptions that any human at any time has become a reservoir of knowledge. That is why it is advised that we learn everyday and continue to stay objective to new knowledge and information.

Nevertheless, there are people that at some point deems it fit to provide certain advice and suggestions about certain recurring flaws. Its quite unfortunate that due to their lack experience and proficiency (no offence) in such matters, they in turn stir up aggression in the heart of the recipient as opposed to their original intent.

We will all get there.

Between, I once saw your mention. How are you and your supposed spouse?
we are doing wonderfully well....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 16, 2016
kbemanuel:

U are welcome BROSJAY...
Feel free post comment if u av relevant info,don't hesitate to drop it here
Bless
Thank you Sir.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 16, 2016
jubrealguy:
eyan lawon eleyi
I hail u Bros.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2016
Cynnny:

My dear, he finally succeeded in capturing my heart. No troubles at all, I am actually enjoying myself
Hmm that is great. actually its nice to see a Reverend-Sister-Turned-Married-Woman grin grin grin

So how did you deal with criticisms from your fellow seminarians?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2016
Cynnny:

My dear, he finally succeeded in capturing my heart. No troubles at all, I am actually enjoying myself
Hmm that is great. actually its nice to see a Reverend-Sister-Turned-Married-Woman grin grin grin

So how did you deal with criticisms from your fellow seminarians?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 1:41pm On Apr 16, 2016
VillageGOAT:

thank God oo, i am very happy for you, to give birth to triplet is not easy, their names would be rukkyokanoluwagbemisoke, rukkymejieledumare and rukkymetaoluwapo
abi shey you don give them name?
E be like say i don escape, no goat meat till further notice cheesy
Chai!! See names like incantation. I no want. Na Gold, Silver, & Diamond me & my sent4rina wan name our triplets.
Villagegoat no joke with me o. Na ur head I wan chop 4 naming o. No even think of escaping. In the evening I go come carry u make we stroll around dis city whether we go c grass wey u fit chop, so dat u go fat well well b4 naming. I don build one fine cage 4 my backyard wey u go dey live b4 naming. Air conditioner dey dea & one female goat self. I go appreciate am, if u go quick pack come so that u go help me give am belle b4 we use u do naming.
Eshey!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 1:46pm On Apr 16, 2016
sydneyboss:


Uw missoyin...

Cc: Rukkyola

another one's up today
I will patiently await it.
MissOyin, how have u been? U chose 2 disappear & then reappeared to b d winner of our recharge card.
It's been long since I saw ur hobby Amodu in GC. I sha hope he his good.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 1:46pm On Apr 16, 2016
sirguy542:

we are now one.....our wedding is next..
Wao that is great. How come this is still a secret?

What plans do you have on ground Let me know how to be of assistance to you. You na better pikin wink

Smellymouth:
..

Oga Smellymouth, you're always on point.

How do you go about this?

sirguy542:

we are doing wonderfully well....

Okay then, I am still looking forward to your response to my quest for assistance.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 1:49pm On Apr 16, 2016
VillageGOAT:

the goat meat association of nigeria has officially gone on strike...
According to our correspondent, obi micheal, he said at the early hours of 8am, the members of the goat meat association decided to protest the ill treatment of the federal government, they agreed that before they can call off the strike, the federal government must meet their demands, which includes
1 - fuel price should be reduced to 15 naira per litre
2- light should be made available 25 hours a day, 7 days a week, 32 days a month, 13 months a year and 367 days in a year
3- dollars should be equal to naira 1 $ = 1 naira because we are importing the pepper soup from abroad
4- the presidential salary should be reduced to 19800 per month and 236,000 per annum, while corpers salary should be increased to 3,775,000 per annum
5- drinks like fanta, coke, gulder and others should be subsidized, government need to apply for coke subsidy in the budget....

If this demands are not met, there would be no pepper soup and goat meat till further notice,
one of the resident living in alaba market, mr saka jamiu said this is a bad development that the federal government needs to do something about it, another resident chief onyebuchi atulegbu said mehn he can't afford to miss his pepper soup and goat meat, if not, no more made in nigeria spare parts again,

this is village goat reporting for joys fm 41.9
4-

Arrhhhhh!! Eleyi Gidi gaan oo grin cheesy

Baba, make we settle for chicken pepper soup na

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 1:50pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:
[size=14pt]Good afternoon great citizens of Golden City. Thanks for all the Mentions![/size]

I trust you all are doing absolutely good while perfecting all necessary preparations in anticipation of the long awaited Call Up Letter as well as the actual commencement of the camping exercise itself. Its also worthy of observation that the serial consistent extensions associated with the dates as it pertains to our service year has undoubtedly provided and continue to sustain this virtual platform with all the "benefits and rare opportunities" we have derived individual from it.

I sincerely appreciate all our unequivocal effort in trying to keep this city active and fun to be. Knowing that we are humans with unique abilities in our diversities, we are susceptible to making our contributions from our own paradigm and frame of reference, thereby being analytical, rational, political, critical, educative, informative, collaborative and entertaining at certain times. All these are necessary and I believe are all working in conformity to the attainment of our common goal. As a result, it is pertinent that we acknowledge this and respect the uniqueness of our various individuality.

I specially appreciate the following for keeping the flag flying the past few days:

LogoDWhiz
Fraiser
eaglevision
DTOBS
Rukkyola
Kbs468
Iambibi
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Spixytinxy
Amodu
Brimmie
Abbeyunique2
Sirguy542
Smellymouth
Villagegoat
Eaglevision
Cynnny
SC31
Marvluv
Smartins1
BlizzydoDo
Merikims
ABB1
chommieblaq
Iamdynamite
Shammak
biotechshola
Oyehomie
sent4rina
sydneyboss
kbemanuel
XiomaraXO
daudae1 (Mr. Breaking News!)
and every other who contributed in 'driving' this city.

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE, WETIN DEY SHELE
WELCOME BACK BOSS. WE YAF MISSED U.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kbemanuel: 1:50pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:

I needed to fix some things and will soon be running back.

I got some of them. But on the other hand, I am hoping to go with stream II if my supposed plans works.

Aiit boss....gudluck
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:56pm On Apr 16, 2016
Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace
lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 1:59pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY, who is getting married?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:00pm On Apr 16, 2016
Rukkyola:

WELCOME BACK BOSS. WE YAF MISSED U.

Rukky Rukky, how market na and our twins sorry 3plet

I hear say your sent4rina don come back o, but say na empty hand him carry come back.

which kind package be that one na?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:04pm On Apr 16, 2016
jubrealguy:
lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.

Jubrealguy my guy, I see how high your temperature is.

Oya, take this iced zobo and cool yourself down.

How market?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:07pm On Apr 16, 2016
jubrealguy:
lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.
Iambibi please give this guy a very long French wet kiss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:08pm On Apr 16, 2016
Smellymouth:
CROBBOY, who is getting married?

I don't know what to tell you o. These people - sirguy542 and cynnny - at some time consider themselves married and at other times say there are about to marry.

I'm just confused undecided

You don ever see that kind scenario
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:11pm On Apr 16, 2016
Oya answer

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 2:13pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:
[size=14pt]Good afternoon great citizens of Golden City. Thanks for all the Mentions![/size]

I trust you all are doing absolutely good while perfecting all necessary preparations in anticipation of the long awaited Call Up Letter as well as the actual commencement of the camping exercise itself. Its also worthy of observation that the serial consistent extensions associated with the dates as it pertains to our service year has undoubtedly provided and continue to sustain this virtual platform with all the "benefits and rare opportunities" we have derived individual from it.

I sincerely appreciate all our unequivocal effort in trying to keep this city active and fun to be. Knowing that we are humans with unique abilities in our diversities, we are susceptible to making our contributions from our own paradigm and frame of reference, thereby being analytical, rational, political, critical, educative, informative, collaborative and entertaining at certain times. All these are necessary and I believe are all working in conformity to the attainment of our common goal. As a result, it is pertinent that we acknowledge this and respect the uniqueness of our various individuality.

I specially appreciate the following for keeping the flag flying the past few days:

LogoDWhiz
Fraiser
eaglevision
DTOBS
Rukkyola
Kbs468
Iambibi
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Spixytinxy
Amodu
Brimmie
Abbeyunique2
Sirguy542
Smellymouth
Villagegoat
Eaglevision
Cynnny
SC31
Marvluv
Smartins1
BlizzydoDo
Merikims
ABB1
chommieblaq
Iamdynamite
Shammak
biotechshola
Oyehomie
sent4rina
sydneyboss
kbemanuel
XiomaraXO
daudae1 (Mr. Breaking News!)
and every other who contributed in 'driving' this city.

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE, WETIN DEY SHELE
I sight you my man.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 2:15pm On Apr 16, 2016
Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace
Da00yre, I heav msid u. Woh tlod u poelep tpye gabaungs bcuaes tehy dnot konw hwo ot tyep leigbly?Dnot u konw smoe poelep fnid ti ittresnig raednig theos gabaungs? Fi yuo cna nto stnad ti tehn sti ti.
Noobdy foercs aynnoe ot raed tehm.

In case u can't 'stand' the gbagauns I have written up there, kindly 'sit' it or do skip, skip, skip.
Thanks. I still love u.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 2:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:


I don't know what to tell you o. These people - sirguy542 and cynnny - at some time consider themselves married and at other times say there are about to marry.

I'm just confused undecided

You don ever see that kind scenario

shocked Bia, Sirguy542 and cynnny. Why una dey make eye dey turn us na?Haba!!

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rosey33(f): 2:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
XiomaraXO:
I'm sorry,but this is insignificant compared to the atomic bombs released daily here. Ironically,some of you would be posted to schools,I mean,it's cringe worthy that some of yo
u have become so dependent on text-speak and can't even spell properly to save themselves. it's obvious you don't want to hurt people's ego but if they're really your friends, tell them the truth. if you don't have the balls, get a new identity(like me). Hopefully,some of you "gbagaun" masters would be posted to good unity or government schools where students would embarrass you to do better. Trolls breakfast is served.

You should just acknowledge the fact that u are not above errors like the rest of us humble people. Please stop d long writeup cuz I'm not interested. Have a good day.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:21pm On Apr 16, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A 16 GOLDEN CITY AWARDS


DUE TO THE ALREADY IDENTIFIED CONSTRAINT, STRAIGHT UP IS THE LAST CATEGORY FOR VOTING WRT PHASE I

CATEGORY 6 (phase I)
BEST CLIQUE IS THE ONLY AWARD RECOGNITION LEFT HERE AND THE VOTING PATTERN SHALL BE MAKING ONE CHOICE OUT OF THE BELOW LIST ACTUALLY

1* LOVERS CLIQUE

2* SPORTS CLIQUE

3* MALE'S CLIQUE

4* FEMALE'S CLIQUE

5* THE EXECUTIVE CLIQUE

6* THE LEGISTLATIVE CLIQUE


NOTE: we only need to make a single choice and copy any of the below for the validation of our votes.

Cc
Logodwhiz
Fraih

cc
Logodwhiz
spixytinxy

cc
Logodwhiz
Bobolil

Thanks all for our unending understanding and cooperation


sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the AWARDS COMMITTEE
I would really like to see how the responses to this looks like (much more like a sample or template), because I have little or no understanding of it.

Thanks!

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Spixytinxy
Fraih
BoboLIL (this man self, where are you)
and any one else.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
SMartins1:

I sight you my man.

I sight you too.

How market na?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:24pm On Apr 16, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A 16 GOLDEN CITY AWARDS


DUE TO THE ALREADY IDENTIFIED CONSTRAINT, STRAIGHT UP IS THE LAST CATEGORY FOR VOTING WRT PHASE I

CATEGORY 6 (phase I)
BEST CLIQUE IS THE ONLY AWARD RECOGNITION LEFT HERE AND THE VOTING PATTERN SHALL BE MAKING ONE CHOICE OUT OF THE BELOW LIST ACTUALLY

1* LOVERS CLIQUE

2* SPORTS CLIQUE

3* MALE'S CLIQUE

4* FEMALE'S CLIQUE

5* THE EXECUTIVE CLIQUE

6* THE LEGISTLATIVE CLIQUE


NOTE: we only need to make a single choice and copy any of the below for the validation of our votes.

Cc
Logodwhiz
Fraih

cc
Logodwhiz
spixytinxy

cc
Logodwhiz
Bobolil

Thanks all for our unending understanding and cooperation


sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the AWARDS COMMITTEE

The Male clique
Cc Kbs468 and logodwhiz
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 2:28pm On Apr 16, 2016
CROBBOY:

I sight you too.
How market na?
market cast ooo, you done arrange your kits? cos nah only shorts me done buy!!

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