CROBBOY:


Jubrealguy my guy, I see how high your temperature is.

Oya, take this iced zobo and cool yourself down.

How market?

baba, just what i needed.......i just dey sweat.....u no dey see my mention ni? u juzz go like dat and na u bn dey do the whole "write abt ur state" parole, u just leave us.......e no good oo. Thanks for the zobo man

Abbeyunique2:

Iambibi please give this guy a very long French wet kiss

ah never even see my babe today, awon oloyinbo no make person dey see road well sef, God pass dem......thanks G, e bawa ki gbogbo ile ooo........ IB man

hello Rosey33, how the weather for your side nah?

Rukkyola:

Chai! Jubreal Jubreal! I yam feeling u. U should have just ignored d guy while he keeps making fool of himself. Who forces who to read posts in here? If no b amebo wey dey worry am. If he can't comprehend what has been posted by someone, then he should skip, skip, skip until he gets 2 one he can understand. He wan come dey form boss 4 here. Abi him think sey na sch we dey? Make he better pack well if not CAPITAL OYO IS HIS CASE!
OLODO WEY WAN TEACH PEOPLE!


How are u doing jare?

Iya ibeta......see me dey shake my small yansh for awon ibeta......wait first, ah no understand oo, shey una don name dem ni abi no naming and again, ds one wey villagegoat dey shout moinmoin upandan, na goat meat i wan chop ooo, so make u tell sent4rina make e go negotiate with villagegoat oo cos fried rice and goat meat attracts more crowd buh moinmoin....awon alafa sef no go come

MissOyin:

Ameeeeen. Thanks hope you are good

yes pretty, ayam very good....nawa ooo, u juzz come online see awuf card, chop am, clean mouth....e b lik say na wetin my pastor mean by grace be that.....I gaaz tap for inside dat grace ooo.... lol. Guess u r good too..

XiomaraXO:
I'm not perfect...I'm very far from it.
Take a cue from people like crobboy,Fraih,kb468 and LogoDwhiz and some others I can't remember right now
They write well
I don't experience migraine headaches by reading their write-ups.
Do better.

pls ma come and corrected my english d day wen dem start to dey use english withraw money from ATM, english my foot... Iyalaya english... Pidgin ti take over.... Oyinbo o jawo mo

CROBBOY:


Rukky Rukky, how market na and our twins sorry 3plet

I hear say your sent4rina don come back o, but say na empty hand him carry come back.

which kind package be that one na?

You dey dull, na refined moon fuel i carry come. U think say i resamble some people wey i no go mention names. Abeg me and my rukkyola dey enjoy our weekdnd no con spoil show 4 us o.

girlyesosae:


Then it's simple. Just don't read it and save yourself the migraine. I personally don't like reading shorthand texts but I can't impose or force them to write in full because it doesn't suit me. Like its not even a big deal.
To each is his own. The same way people that prefer shorthand will complain over people that like writing long grammar.

If your complaining about what they will teach the children when they are posted or how they will cope in future jobs there are better ways to go about it than berating them.
Do Better

even if dem put gun for my head, I no go stop to dey speak pidgin for nairaland nd write d instead of the... If she tink sey I know sabi book ko bere mi lowo awon to momi... Wen does nairaland turn to lecture room ti a dema maa soyinbo... Oyinbo gan o gbo yoruba, babe dont mind dat prof jare, make she go turn her grammer to cheque book... If she follow my goons talk english awon temi a ni ko calm down, nitoripe oyinbo o gbo yoruba... Iyalaya english

fairlyusedpant:

it is people like you that fail jamb 10 times and start blaming dibu ojerinde the innocent man, the percentage of your brain moves downwards just like the percentage of your battery life...

o'boi dis one na bullet back to back... My guy no just get mercy...

jubrealguy:
lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.

reasons like this was the reason shorthand was developed. nobody criticise shorthand but the new invention that the white man hasn't approved is considered being wrong.

Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace

so na by typing in full on nairaland u go take show sey u dey hardworkin, d fact sey u dey take ur tym to write in full sef show dat u re jobless... Na who go open d border wey me close sef?

CROBBOY:
[size=14pt]Good afternoon great citizens of Golden City. Thanks for all the Mentions![/size]

I trust you all are doing absolutely good while perfecting all necessary preparations in anticipation of the long awaited Call Up Letter as well as the actual commencement of the camping exercise itself. Its also worthy of observation that the serial consistent extensions associated with the dates as it pertains to our service year has undoubtedly provided and continue to sustain this virtual platform with all the "benefits and rare opportunities" we have derived individual from it.

I sincerely appreciate all our unequivocal effort in trying to keep this city active and fun to be. Knowing that we are humans with unique abilities in our diversities, we are susceptible to making our contributions from our own paradigm and frame of reference, thereby being analytical, rational, political, critical, educative, informative, collaborative and entertaining at certain times. All these are necessary and I believe are all working in conformity to the attainment of our common goal. As a result, it is pertinent that we acknowledge this and respect the uniqueness of our various individuality.

I specially appreciate the following for keeping the flag flying the past few days:

LogoDWhiz
Fraiser
eaglevision
DTOBS
Rukkyola
Kbs468
Iambibi
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Spixytinxy
Amodu
Brimmie
Abbeyunique2
Sirguy542
Smellymouth
Villagegoat
Eaglevision
Cynnny
SC31
Marvluv
Smartins1
BlizzydoDo
Merikims
ABB1
chommieblaq
Iamdynamite
Shammak
biotechshola
Oyehomie
sent4rina
sydneyboss
kbemanuel
XiomaraXO
daudae1 (Mr. Breaking News!)
and every other who contributed in 'driving' this city.

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE, WETIN DEY SHELE

Mr CROBBOY, you dey IMO state ni? Because I hear your MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE chorus like say you dey mimick Chief OWELE ROCHAS ni ooo since you decided to resurface after following our footstep oo

My people my people....

Me greet ya oooooooo

Brosjay3:
Good day everyone, i have been following this thread for a while now and it's been informative & entertaining. . . Keep it up guys.

your head dey dia broda... Na better pple with better brain nd better manners lyk dis we dey find for dis city not d ones wey go forget dia brains for house travel com GC com dey yab pple anyhow... You are too much bro...nice one

Fraiser:
even if dem put gun for my head, I no go stop to dey speak pidgin for nairaland nd write d instead of the... If she tink sey I know sabi book ko bere mi lowo awon to momi... Wen does nairaland turn to lecture room ti a dema maa soyinbo... Oyinbo gan o gbo yoruba, babe dont mind dat prof jare, make she go turn her grammer to cheque book... If she follow my goons talk english awon temi a ni ko calm down, nitoripe oyinbo o gbo yoruba... Iyalaya english

ore mi ti binu tan

WinningSun:

reasons like this was the reason shorthand was developed. nobody criticise shorthand but the new invention that the white man hasn't approved is considered being wrong.

Abi these set of people would saw i'm instead of i am, lol in place of laughing out loud. do you know an idiot reprimanded me for saying HBD on his facebook wall instead of happy birthday. guess we should blame Buhari as usual

Emilygold dont just view, greet the guys nah

Abbeyunique2:

ore mi ti binu tan

padi mi... Awa eyan baba afusa leleyi... Ibile lobade...

Fraiser:
padi mi... Awa eyan baba afusa leleyi... Ibile lobade...

Ibile ni awa, igboro ni mo dagba si, street cover mi, who English don epp gan?

CROBBOY:

I would really like to see how the responses to this looks like (much more like a sample or template), because I have little or no understanding of it.

Thanks!

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Spixytinxy
Fraih
BoboLIL (this man self, where are you)
and any one else.

Yes it was done that way in furtherance of the bond of unity and Love that has become predominant amongst us actually rather than toeing the line of disunity by enlisting anything in the contrary indeed

And one particular omission with respect to the list is the WRITER's CLIQUE and I take responsibility for the error.

Even though the thought of it actually came to my knowledge now while responding to your querry above really because the main Phase I voting was done and dusted with before the temporary break we took which ofcourse came to the fore only after my journey into the past yesterday though.

Meanwhile I believe that Logodwhiz, Fraih, Spixytinxy and Bobolil are keeping the City abreast with the PHASE II requirement as the next line of challenge between Today and Sunday I suppose with the voting to come up on Monday.

Although I disqualify myself from the PHASE II contest actually in keeping up with my promise when the idea was first conceived

Crobboy I dey see u plenty lyk sidika... Ya welcom bro... Hw ur syd? Abeg come borrow me som grammer me sef won dey speak english make dem dis our foreigners no tink sey I b olodo... Baba ya welcom back once again.

Honorable people of Golden city, how una dey. Abbeyunique2 I'm loyal. Kbs468 my boo for life I don show face again. How you dey since, you self you try, you no even try find me since wey I lost.

CROBBOY:
[size=14pt]Good afternoon great citizens of Golden City. Thanks for all the Mentions![/size]

I trust you all are doing absolutely good while perfecting all necessary preparations in anticipation of the long awaited Call Up Letter as well as the actual commencement of the camping exercise itself. Its also worthy of observation that the serial consistent extensions associated with the dates as it pertains to our service year has undoubtedly provided and continue to sustain this virtual platform with all the "benefits and rare opportunities" we have derived individual from it.

I sincerely appreciate all our unequivocal effort in trying to keep this city active and fun to be. Knowing that we are humans with unique abilities in our diversities, we are susceptible to making our contributions from our own paradigm and frame of reference, thereby being analytical, rational, political, critical, educative, informative, collaborative and entertaining at certain times. All these are necessary and I believe are all working in conformity to the attainment of our common goal. As a result, it is pertinent that we acknowledge this and respect the uniqueness of our various individuality.

I specially appreciate the following for keeping the flag flying the past few days:

LogoDWhiz
Fraiser
eaglevision
DTOBS
Rukkyola
Kbs468
Iambibi
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Spixytinxy
Amodu
Brimmie
Abbeyunique2
Sirguy542
Smellymouth
Villagegoat
Eaglevision
Cynnny
SC31
Marvluv
Smartins1
BlizzydoDo
Merikims
ABB1
chommieblaq
Iamdynamite
Shammak
biotechshola
Oyehomie
sent4rina
sydneyboss
kbemanuel
XiomaraXO
daudae1 (Mr. Breaking News!)
and every other who contributed in 'driving' this city.

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE, WETIN DEY SHELE

*Salutes* Respect!!! Welcome back sir!!

Abbeyunique2:

Ibile ni awa, igboro ni mo dagba si, street cover mi, who English don epp gan?

street na my insurance, igboro demilade... D bitter truth now is dat pple dat are street credible are makin it dan dos dat are grammer credible... Igboro lo le se mehn. Ti o ba so oyinbo ju ni igboro awon temi a ni ko pack well...

Fraiser:
street na my insurance, igboro demilade... D bitter truth now is dat pple dat are street credible are makin it dan dos dat are grammer credible... Igboro lo le se mehn. Ti o ba so oyinbo ju ni igboro awon temi a ni ko pack well...

the bolded makes me remember my early days as a FUNAABITE, My pidgin was very bad, so anytime i speak among guys,they'll be like "who be dis wey dey speak phonetic"

emilygold:
Honorable people of Golden city, how una dey. Abbeyunique2 I'm loyal. Kbs468 my boo for life I don show face again. How you dey since, you self you try, you no even try find me since wey I lost.

welcome back bae
*
How many boo kbs468 get gan for GC? #Therealmrcassanova

Hi family! Abeg make we allow everything slide away na. Please na beg I dey beg abeg ooo.

Wetin she talk no bad according to her perception before her outburst na.

Equally too, our reactions generally aren't bad either

But if we considered the fact that she actually came out to express her view point now over a long period of readind and assimilation which ofcourse we knew that expression can't change the orientation of the majority of Us here just like our varied reactions can't change same going by our outburst already,

so why don't we allow her be?

By the way, XiomaraOX, pls do also understand that aside the various reasons being given before hand for the texting trend, the basic ingredient behind everything is FUN, FUN and FUN!

Infact, let me tell you one open secret that I only got to know that Cioa means Good bye etc as the case may be just recently from one of us ok.

I also want to beliave that you too knew very well that the short hand trend is not actually limited to Golden City though but cut across all the various Social media outlets that Nigerian youths relate with in General right.

Finally, pls do not take offence from any reply, response or reaction to your observation ok. BECAUSE WE ONE ALREADY, THUS WE SHOULD LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING AND MEETING ONE ANOTHER WITH HEARTS FULL OF EXCITEMENT AND ADVENTUROUS ANTICIPATION

GOD BLESS US ALL
GOD BLESS GOLDEN CITY
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS AFRICA
GOD BLESS OUR GENERATION

eaglevision:
chisoooooos! is that my magymagz,oh my lawd.
i cant believe my eyes,sweedie what happend nw,i don search tire,just say a word

honie...

Rukkyola:

Just say a word kor. So u even have a magymagz & u've been longing 4 marluv. I must tell her everything.

tel me darln...ready to hear al...
btw, i c u nw a moda..congrats e o..comin fr omugwo soon

hello aos, what's happening here?

emilygold:
Honorable people of Golden city, how una dey. Abbeyunique2 I'm loyal. Kbs468 my boo for life I don show face again. How you dey since, you self you try, you no even try find me since wey I lost.

Abeg no vex ooo. As you just waka, na so me sef no get bearing again oo not to talk of looking for it nor thinking about finding yours oo. How are you Bae? Good to see and know that we just re-discover our said bearings right on time and within the same time frame indeed

jubrealguy:
Dedicated to the beautiful queens here
iambibi (queenest) spixytinxy, Rukkyola, hardie14, Qutyjoice, Fraih, BlizzydoDo, SC31, AdunniIwo, magymagz, Beckytee, omolola1, merikims, missoyin, somebodymrs, cynnny, marvluv, LOola12 and all other monikers i fail to mention

May the good Lord keep our future mothers

amen..