nelszx:


Most times the eyes can tell if the individual is up to the required weight but it's never accurate. Most times is precautionary so dey won't pack up whilst donating but bottom line is its best not to bleed dem to avoid stories dat touch

lol @ packing up, u used d exact same term my mum uses,,er u a med doc or in d medical field,nt neccessarily human medicine.

Emeskhalifa:
Slim girls rock sha

Check my profile for affordable data

Mtschew! And I thought you wanted to say "...for affordable slim girls"

fujirice:


Mtschew! And I thought you wanted to say "...for affordable slim girls"

Lolz u funny shaaa

Naijasinglegirl:
lol

well it might interest you to know I'm not joking...so whatcha say?? huh??

ariyike23:


lol @ packing up, u used d exact same term my mum uses,,er u a med doc or in d medical field,nt neccessarily human medicine.

I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist

fujirice:


Mtschew! And I thought you wanted to say "...for affordable slim girls"

, Nairaland dough.. different people... affordable slim gurls ,gat me rotfl

Smartsyn:
They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull...

LWKMD.
I STILL LOVE THEM THICK

nelszx:


I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist

oh, dt figures.. Good career yu got dere.. Thanks for d info dough..

Naijasinglegirl:
* We’re always cold The harmattan and rainy season is unfavourable on us. Without much fat on our bones, we’re always shivering no matter the heavy clothes we put on.

* We always get reminded that we’re skinny – People always feel the need to let us know we’re skinny, as if we don’t already know. Like they just HAVE to break the news to us in case we forgot. Our family members are most guilty of that..

* Our pants get baggy midday and in the flap – Sometimes we put on some certain form of clothing but due to the stretching of the fabric, our pants are wide-leg by noon and the flap is stretched in a manner that makes it seems we have a p*ni*.
This makes me sad. How’d my jeans get 2 sizes bigger in 6 hours?? Then we have to wash the pants to get them back tight. And the cycle repeats itself.

* We make terrible cuddle buddies – Lack of meat on our bones make certain joints and parts of us sharp like a knife, like elbows, knees and chins. Have you ever placed your head on his chest and he goes "JESUS CHRIST! You just stabbed me with your cheek bone.”

* Gusts of winds are dangerous – Have you ever had to battle a strong gust of wind that almost swept you into traffic? And then when it's raining, it becomes a struggle to stay standing with an umbrella on a rainy windy day. We have to hold our umbrella with both hands! Unless you find a pole or something heavy to hang on to, our umbrella tends to turns inside out.

* People pick us up to test their strength – Skinny girls get picked up randomly by people who want to see how strong they are. Some guys would no longer go to the gym to carry weight when they have a skinny neighbour next door.

* We can't give blood – We want to do good in the world and give back sometimes. So when we go to donate blood, we often get met with side-eyes from doctors who feel we missed our direction.

* We have to prove to folks that we eat – The assumption that you have an eating disorder, as if looks can diagnose mental health. People ask us countless times “Do you eat?” We feel pressured to clean our plates when we eat with others. When we don’t, people around us say, “This is why you have refused to add weight!.”

* We can’t exercise without being judged – We tell people that we want to start exercising because it's healthy and they look at us up and down as if we are mad.
And then they ask the dreaded question, "Do you want to disappear?"

*Always. Needing. Belt Or our jeans would never fit. We even need belt with leggings.

*Wearing the same size bra you wore in junior secondary school. It's every annoying that we've been wearing the same bra size since JSS2.

*You ALWAYS have to add more holes to your belts. We always need custom made holes in our belts because the last hole is never tight enough!

Sellers at Ikeja under bridge keep harassing us. To come in from 'brrreast and nyash drugs' and those in Yaba harassing us to buy butt pads and foam bra when we walk past.

The conductor of the bus ALWAYS makes us sit on a stool between the driver's seat and first passenger seat because he feels we don’t need a lotta space. By the time we get to our destination, we’ve been assaulted by the hardness of the chair. WICKEDNESS!

*No songs about us. Nigerian musicians never EVER sings songs about how hot skinny girls are. Only how hot curvy girls are.
You'll never hear lyrics like, "I like the way she dey whine her flat nyash. Her agbalumo b00bs dey make my head kolo. I like the way everybody just dey turn as she dey waka with that her tiny laps. Her small waist dey do me strong thing oh. Baby be mine and I go protect you from breeze."

There are COUNTLESS skinny girl problems! Which ones did I miss?



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/every-slim-nigerian-girl-will-relate-problems/

Girl I go bookmark ur blog for this. U made me lmao with those lyrics....still

lol.One advantage is that u can eat whatever u want whenever u want without fear of adding weight. Also they don't age faster.You can be 30 and still look 20.

Smartsyn:
They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull...

This guy bad oo.Becareful because they go soon ban yu,yes yu.

Ewatomi26:
My bestie, is always scared of raining season... And if we are out, and its gets windy, she is always being lifted off the ground, but I always get her covered ... I love my smallie any day, any time

For the wind to lift me off the ground, it has to be a category 5 hurricane. Lol

God said let make man in our image and likeness, Ashe whether slim or fat they re all beautiful

ariyike23:



, Nairaland dough.. different people... affordable slim gurls ,gat me rotfl

Emeskhalifa:


Lolz u funny shaaa

We thank God.
Now edit that your post jor!

Smartsyn:
They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull...

And they get big wide hole

nicerichard05:
JUST INCASE

Check my signature, bro

skinny gals rock still

Smartsyn:
They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull...

You are talking
from experience badoo

*puts on glasses* , let me see if I can relate.


I can't relate to most of the points jo. Are we talking about slim or skinny? They gat levels o

I dont know, why we're not satisfied with what God gave us. Here i am, starving myself, being on diet and doing all mannaer of exercises to trim down and be skinny, cos i admire being skinny alot, while ure here lamenting. If i could just wake up and find myself being very slim. I'll be d happiest person on earth.

This is the funniest write up i've read in ages....lol.this girl is on something i swear.what an active imaginative mind you've got

Luv 'em

I like the pant side

Ishilove:
This thread is not for me

Self denial

Team curvy

They feel lik dey want to fall wen dey were on bike

People like rokiatu Aminat508 VickyRotex and osusumustflow that are in this photo will never complain of any of these they are sooooooo lepacious

HaneefahRN:
*puts on glasses* , let me see if I can relate.


I can't relate to most of the points jo. Are we talking about slim or skinny? They gat levels o

are you slim ? Well I'm not sure Sha, I love you that way that's all I know ..... You are just amazing just the way you are

aurumbay:
This is the funniest write up i've read in ages....lol.this girl is on something i swear.what an active imaginative mind you've got

Well, she's a writer and she has a blog filled with even funnier stuffs. I wonder why some people are taking this post personal. It's just for the laughs.
You're right, nsg is always high on something, she's good.

Stupedinluv:
Team curvy

lol... Are you curvy? Iffa hear...lol