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Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by obiremy: 5:22am On May 04, 2016 |
Reno Omokri joined other Nigerians have taken to Twitter to mock Lai Mohammed for saying that if well coordinated, the dressing and undressing of masquerades in Nigeria can create 1000 jobs per week for men. Lai Mohammed was quoted to have that during a sectoral debate at the House of Representatives held on May 3rd. According to Reno Omokri,Lai Mohammed should offer his kids the job.Many Nigerians think this idea of job creation is a joke. See how Nigerians reacted above(in case you don't know,I have enrolled myself in a school to learn how to dress and UnCloth masquerades.Na masquerade things we dey now!) Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/reno-omokri-other-nigerians-mock-lai.html
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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by obiremy: 5:23am On May 04, 2016 |
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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by SeverusSnape(m): 5:24am On May 04, 2016 |
All hail his royal lieness - Lai Mohammed. Where are those jobless zombies??... Start dusting your C.Vs. ![]() The two million jobs APC promised you people is in the offing. ![]() 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by obiremy: 5:25am On May 04, 2016 |
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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by BeeBeeOoh(m): 5:27am On May 04, 2016 |
The babalawo tha prepared the charm APC & Buhari laced on zombies deserves international recognition, because I can't imagine a man that never upgraded himself educationally or otherwise since he left power for over 3 decades ago promise you heaven on earth & you Sheepishly, Cowishly and Goatishly believed him. Ajuz taya 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by henrygale(m): 5:27am On May 04, 2016 |
Lol. Abi nah. Let his children get the job and manage the sector of masquerade costume dressing. Buh for where,when nnpc and cbn still dey alive. Na we dem go dey push d masquerade jobs to! Silly people ,with silly ideas! 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Nobody: 5:31am On May 04, 2016 |
The only way I can agree with him (Lai muhammed) is that if he will be masquerade 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Nobody: 5:31am On May 04, 2016 |
One of those guys already said it all. "Oga Liar Mohammed is irredeemable", his lying attitude has gone abstract, no mekwatalism. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by madridguy(m): 5:32am On May 04, 2016 |
Alhaji Lai Mohammed is doing diligently as a Minister of Culture. Wailers una no dey tire to wail? Ride on Lai Mohammed, we knew they twisted your remarks. |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by TPAND(f): 5:43am On May 04, 2016 |
Dear Lord, we are sorry for the misery we brought upon ourselves by voting APC. We know these are the consequences of a bad-decision. Father, we now realize that all that glitters is not Gold. Forgive us for bad-mouthing an illustrious servant GEJ, who had the minds of Nigerians at heart, though made some mistakes by condoning corruption and thought within his own conceit that jail is not a punitive measure. Our economy has no direction, our agric sector only focuses on the president's business cattle rearing, they have empowered their nomads with guns at the detriment of the lives of Nigerians. Lord we need your help. I know biologically there is no good initiative and intellectual contribution a 70year old + can bring, but Lord, just help him. Give him the grace to accept responsibilities, remove the spirit of blames and harum-scarum lust to travel to foreign countries where they only tell him words but no succeeding actions. Heal our land oh Lord and make it great. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by DankemzI(m): 5:45am On May 04, 2016 |
Nigerians are now into masquerading as Dressers ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by phemmie06(m): 5:47am On May 04, 2016 |
Minister of masquerade, how I wish I was there to ask you the duration of masquerade festival in your village. what will happen to your employees when the masquerade festival is over? And he might be one of the senators clamoring for 20 million naira for house rent. What a pity, this is not money miss road but post, office miss road. 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Nobody: 5:49am On May 04, 2016 |
It seems like this man is playing the role of mama peace since aisha no sabi 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Pangea: 5:54am On May 04, 2016 |
Hahaha @Reno Lie Mohammed's kids will not dress masquerades, They have been smuggled through the backdoor into the CBN! To begin their courses in LOOTOLOGY! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by thunder74(m): 5:56am On May 04, 2016 |
Eh oooooo |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by fitzmayowa: 6:01am On May 04, 2016 |
I guess Lai "The Lying Liar" Mohammed was dreaming about masquerades before making such clueless statement... Its getting clearer day by day, that APC has no idea on how to solve the unemployment issue...SMH 2 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by fitzmayowa: 6:09am On May 04, 2016 |
Pangea: GBAM!!! |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by fitzmayowa: 6:11am On May 04, 2016 |
BeeBeeOoh: The babalawo prepare the otukmopko him head they their, otukmopko wey blind 15million nigerians to vote for the masquerade dressing minister and his party... ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by mrvitalis(m): 6:19am On May 04, 2016 |
The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed Back to the topic What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow . 2 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by wowmenow: 6:25am On May 04, 2016 |
Lai Mohammed want zombies to dress masquerade while secretly send his children to work in CBN But that job will be good for omenka and other zombies 2 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Scream(m): 6:32am On May 04, 2016 |
The Lie Mohammed guy is a broomstick in a pencil.... Buhari should SACK all of the oldies, their brains have taken enough oil. 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by paschu: 6:54am On May 04, 2016 |
mrvitalis: Ol boy keep quiet. No sane government should have any business building manufacturing plants in this century. In fact govt. should not preoccupy itself with direct job creation responsibilities. It's just unfortunate that the average nigerian is so politicaly dead. Otherwise, can you mention one national enterprise in this country you can be proud of - just one? None had ever succeeded. So why waste money and national resources on nonsense political job creation when you can diversify the economy with incentive-driven policies that emphasize all inclusive economic growth with private-sector-first participation philosophy? Igbo people say that a dog that's owned by the community usually dies of starvation. Well, perhaps that explains why the individual tends to thrive more in that part of the country. I Guess it's high time the Fed. took a cue and quit delluding the gullible masses with its empty promises of massive job creation. Even in the communist China, the private sector still drives the industry and labor. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by mrvitalis(m): 7:02am On May 04, 2016 |
paschu:PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise 2 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by BeeBeeOoh(m): 7:07am On May 04, 2016 |
fitzmayowa:My brother so u saw wetin I see. That man is just a disgrace to elderly people & lairs at large.. |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by lawydewy(m): 7:07am On May 04, 2016 |
Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today.
Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will
criticise him.
But there is truth in what he said.
Creativity is the key.
some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't
want good for their country.
you better repent!!!!!!
It mustn't be during the festival events along.
Every weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be
organize for tourists.
Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.
If you are from that types of families, a career is indeed
waiting for you.
CREATIVITY.....
How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/ fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues for
food and income.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a
year.
Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling (you can bring your wife in
Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can display symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water, while
you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and
flex away troubled system of hard work. |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by Nobody: 7:08am On May 04, 2016 |
mrvitalis:How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary. A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot. Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case. A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it. First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around). Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV. MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket. With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it. What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture. Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask. So, before you criticise next time, think deeply. This post is for intelligent minds alone. Written by Adewole Segun 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by 1miccza: 7:39am On May 04, 2016 |
mrvitalis: Oga giramma if dem advertise masquerade job you go apply?? |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by omenka(m): 7:43am On May 04, 2016 |
The respondents are mostly El Chapos. Typical. ![]() Now seriously, Lai did a better job as opposition spokesman. Lai should understand that "context" means nothing to the average PDP supporter- a goof of this nature and they'd chew you up and spit you out. He should be a lot more circumspect with his speeches. |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by 1miccza: 7:43am On May 04, 2016 |
bloodyBLOGGER: You are just wasting your analytical prowess on a senseless and non profitable venture jare.. |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by 1miccza: 7:48am On May 04, 2016 |
paschu: They don't understand at all bro,what's so laughable is that some so called intellectuals came out to analyse the inexplicable... Na now i know say APC jazz still hold some people tight pass their babe... |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by honsaint(m): 7:53am On May 04, 2016 |
Lying Mohamed... Head of Chief Masquerade (HOCM) Federal Republic of Nigeria |
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by UIA04(f): 7:53am On May 04, 2016 |
Btw I sell masquerade costumes for anyone interested since someone made millions selling brooms during the last election nothing is impossible |
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