Reno Omokri joined other Nigerians have taken to Twitter to mock Lai Mohammed for saying that if well coordinated, the dressing and undressing of masquerades in Nigeria can create 1000 jobs per week for men. Lai Mohammed was quoted to have that during a sectoral debate at the House of Representatives held on May 3rd. According to Reno Omokri,Lai Mohammed should offer his kids the job.Many Nigerians think this idea of job creation is a joke. See how Nigerians reacted above(in case you don't know,I have enrolled myself in a school to learn how to dress and UnCloth masquerades.Na masquerade things we dey now!)

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/reno-omokri-other-nigerians-mock-lai.html

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All hail his royal lieness - Lai Mohammed. Where are those jobless zombies??... Start dusting your C.Vs.

The two million jobs APC promised you people is in the offing.

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The babalawo tha prepared the charm APC & Buhari laced on zombies deserves international recognition, because I can't imagine a man that never upgraded himself educationally or otherwise since he left power for over 3 decades ago promise you heaven on earth & you Sheepishly, Cowishly and Goatishly believed him.




Ajuz taya

Lol. Abi nah. Let his children get the job and manage the sector of masquerade costume dressing. Buh for where,when nnpc and cbn still dey alive. Na we dem go dey push d masquerade jobs to! Silly people ,with silly ideas!

The only way I can agree with him (Lai muhammed) is that if he will be masquerade

One of those guys already said it all.

"Oga Liar Mohammed is irredeemable", his lying attitude has gone abstract, no mekwatalism.

Alhaji Lai Mohammed is doing diligently as a Minister of Culture. Wailers una no dey tire to wail? Ride on Lai Mohammed, we knew they twisted your remarks.

Dear Lord,

we are sorry for the misery we brought upon ourselves by voting APC. We know these are the consequences of a bad-decision. Father, we now realize that all that glitters is not Gold. Forgive us for bad-mouthing an illustrious servant GEJ, who had the minds of Nigerians at heart, though made some mistakes by condoning corruption and thought within his own conceit that jail is not a punitive measure.
Our economy has no direction, our agric sector only focuses on the president's business cattle rearing, they have empowered their nomads with guns at the detriment of the lives of Nigerians.

Lord we need your help. I know biologically there is no good initiative and intellectual contribution a 70year old + can bring, but Lord, just help him. Give him the grace to accept responsibilities, remove the spirit of blames and harum-scarum lust to travel to foreign countries where they only tell him words but no succeeding actions.

Heal our land oh Lord and make it great.

Nigerians are now into masquerading as Dressers

Minister of masquerade, how I wish I was there to ask you
the duration of masquerade festival in your village.
what will happen to your employees when the masquerade festival is over?
And he might be one of the senators clamoring for 20 million naira for house rent.
What a pity, this is not money miss road but post, office miss road.

It seems like this man is playing the role of mama peace since aisha no sabi

Hahaha

@Reno
Lie Mohammed's kids will not dress masquerades,
They have been smuggled through the backdoor into the CBN!
To begin their courses in LOOTOLOGY!

Eh oooooo

I guess Lai "The Lying Liar" Mohammed was dreaming about masquerades before making such clueless statement...

Its getting clearer day by day, that APC has no idea on how to solve the unemployment issue...SMH

Pangea:
Hahaha

@Reno
Lie Mohammed's kids will not dress masquerades,
They have been smuggled through the backdoor into the CBN!
To begin their courses in LOOTOLOGY!

GBAM!!!

BeeBeeOoh:
The babalawo tha prepared the charm APC & Buhari laced on zombies deserves international recognition, because I can't imagine a man that never upgraded himself educationally or otherwise since he left power for over 3 decades ago promise you heaven on earth & you Sheepishly, Cowishly and Goatishly believed him.




Ajuz taya

The babalawo prepare the otukmopko him head they their, otukmopko wey blind 15million nigerians to vote for the masquerade dressing minister and his party...

The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed

Back to the topic

What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning

As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs

And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce

Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow .

Lai Mohammed want zombies to dress masquerade while secretly send his children to work in CBN

But that job will be good for omenka and other zombies

The Lie Mohammed guy is a broomstick in a pencil.... Buhari should SACK all of the oldies, their brains have taken enough oil.

mrvitalis:
The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed

Back to the topic

What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning

As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs

And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce

Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow .

Ol boy keep quiet. No sane government should have any business building manufacturing plants in this century. In fact govt. should not preoccupy itself with direct job creation responsibilities.

It's just unfortunate that the average nigerian is so politicaly dead. Otherwise, can you mention one national enterprise in this country you can be proud of - just one? None had ever succeeded. So why waste money and national resources on nonsense political job creation when you can diversify the economy with incentive-driven policies that emphasize all inclusive economic growth with private-sector-first participation philosophy?

Igbo people say that a dog that's owned by the community usually dies of starvation.

Well, perhaps that explains why the individual tends to thrive more in that part of the country. I Guess it's high time the Fed. took a cue and quit delluding the gullible masses with its empty promises of massive job creation. Even in the communist China, the private sector still drives the industry and labor.

paschu:


Ol boy keep quiet. No sane government should have any business building manufacturing plants in this century. In fact govt. should not preoccupy itself with direct job creation responsibilities.

It's just unfortunate that the average nigerian is so politicaly dead. Otherwise, can you mention one national enterprise in this country you can be proud of - just one? None had ever succeeded. So why waste money and national resources on nonsense political job creation when you can diversify the economy with incentive-driven policies that emphasize all inclusive economic growth with private-sector-first participation philosophy?

Igbo people say that a dog that's owned by the community usually dies of starvation.

Well, perhaps that explains why the individual tends to thrive more in that part of the country. I Guess it's high time the Fed. took a cue and quit delluding the gullible masses with its empty promises of massive job creation. Even in the communist China, the private sector still drives the industry and labor.

PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that

There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise

fitzmayowa:



The babalawo prepare the otukmopko him head they their, otukmopko wey blind 15million nigerians to vote for the masquerade dressing minister and his party...

My brother so u saw wetin I see. That man is just a disgrace to elderly people & lairs at large..

Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today. Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him. But there is truth in what he said. Creativity is the key. some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country. you better repent!!!!!! It mustn't be during the festival events along. Every weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be organize for tourists. Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once. If you are from that types of families, a career is indeed waiting for you. CREATIVITY..... How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/ fire you) Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box..... When you see your environment,you will create avenues for food and income. Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money. Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays and dance,traditional modelling (you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat). Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries. Your children can display symposiums or poems,I will clap and drop something. That will get he/she note books for a term. Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water, while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks. Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you people in the bush. Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner. Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the gate. All these people are doing something,instead of poke nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing. While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and flex away troubled system of hard work.

mrvitalis:

PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that

There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise

How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people
www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs
When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary.
A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot.
Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case.
A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it.
First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around).
Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV.
MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket.
With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it.
What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture.
Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask.
So, before you criticise next time, think deeply.
This post is for intelligent minds alone.
Written by Adewole Segun

mrvitalis:
The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed

Back to the topic

What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning

As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs

And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce

Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow .

Oga giramma if dem advertise masquerade job you go apply??

The respondents are mostly El Chapos. Typical.

Now seriously, Lai did a better job as opposition spokesman. Lai should understand that "context" means nothing to the average PDP supporter- a goof of this nature and they'd chew you up and spit you out.

He should be a lot more circumspect with his speeches.

bloodyBLOGGER:
How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people
www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs
When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary.
A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot.
Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case.
A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it.
First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around).
Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV.
MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket.
With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it.
What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture.
Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask.
So, before you criticise next time, think deeply.
This post is for intelligent minds alone.
Written by Adewole Segun

You are just wasting your analytical prowess on a senseless and non profitable venture jare..

paschu:


Ol boy keep quiet. No sane government should have any business building manufacturing plants in this century. In fact govt. should not preoccupy itself with direct job creation responsibilities.

It's just unfortunate that the average nigerian is so politicaly dead. Otherwise, can you mention one national enterprise in this country you can be proud of - just one? None had ever succeeded. So why waste money and national resources on nonsense political job creation when you can diversify the economy with incentive-driven policies that emphasize all inclusive economic growth with private-sector-first participation philosophy?

Igbo people say that a dog that's owned by the community usually dies of starvation.

Well, perhaps that explains why the individual tends to thrive more in that part of the country. I Guess it's high time the Fed. took a cue and quit delluding the gullible masses with its empty promises of massive job creation. Even in the communist China, the private sector still drives the industry and labor.

They don't understand at all bro,what's so laughable is that some so called intellectuals came out to analyse the inexplicable... Na now i know say APC jazz still hold some people tight pass their babe...

Lying Mohamed... Head of Chief Masquerade (HOCM) Federal Republic of Nigeria

Btw

I sell masquerade costumes for anyone interested since someone made millions selling brooms during the last election nothing is impossible