The story you are about to read is a fantasy, a fictitious work of the writer Johnydon22 inspired by the biblical myth of Job.

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By virtue of your beliefs if you'll find this work of literature offensive to your person or belief please DO NOT READ!!!

But if you care to read, see it as a work of literature inspired by a fascinating myth for your pleasure or as a tickle for some deep serious thoughts..

The writer is not responsible for how ever this story makes you feel, happy, sad or angry. That is sorely your business.


I'll be posting episode by episode ..

In order to make reading easier i will be adding links that will take the reader directly to the episode they want to read for easy access.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 11 New Update

FTC oooo!

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Please barman, one bottle of orijin. One too for my chief captain Sukkot

We remain loyal. Let me read what is about to unfold

LoJ:
Please barman, one bottle of orijin. One too for my chief captain Sukkot

We remain loyal. Let me read what is about to unfold

Shuo, me nko?

LoJ:
Please barman, one bottle of orijin. One too for my chief captain Sukkot

We remain loyal. Let me read what is about to unfold

the drink is much appreciated my Kind Sir * Sips Orijin *

**Adjusts position in rocking chair with the ever faithful akara and coke on both hand**

Oya, Begin na.....

I been think say dem dey collect CVs here sef. As I see job, my eye clear! Choi!

SirWere:
**Adjusts position in rocking chair with the ever faithful akara and coke on both hand**

Oya, Begin na.....

dayum nigga what happened to shawarma and chapman ?

hahn:


Shuo, me nko?

Please Barman, one Johny Walker for my main Nigga, Hahn!!!

Infomizer:
I been think say dem dey collect CVs here sef. As I see job, my eye clear! Choi!

Hahahahaha

Episode 1


Just another day in heaven, the voices of the 9heavenly choirs are heard in the background reeling out a melodious morning tune harmonizing the mood of the heavenly environments high pitched soprano taking up a solo every now and then.

The crystal clear waters running effortlessly through the glassy plains making chimming sounds that strangely could also be reconciled with the 9choir music, strange birds of gold flew around and the golden mansions gleamed from the beam of a strange but very bright light.

Angels could be seen heading towards every direction, their wings folded behind their backs neatly and their white robes tied around the chest with golden sashes touching the very ground their walked on.

some where in a hurry getting to their destination, others were taking their time while some already were flying as fast as they could to meet up with time, the 'Heaven Mass Transit' headed for earth was almost full about to make it's usual daily visit to earth so angels could deliver their messages and also carry back messages to heaven.

Just another day among other blissful ones of heavenly activities.

Back on the highest biggest and shiniest mansions of the host, a throne stood with another on it's side.

There sat a figure, old figure but weirdly still so young and vibrant, shiny robes that could dwarf the reflections of a diamond on a sunny day, he hung one leg on one part of the throne with his head leaned towards the other and his hand supporting his head from under his cheek with a face that betrayed a lot of boredom.

God sat, bored but with an aura of eternal authority looking dreamly at nothing exactly as his bored mind dreamed far away from the usual maneuvers of heaven that went on around.

the other smaller throne at his side was empty but there were 24 other thrones, nothing fancy but still were fashionable.

On these 24 sat 24 manly elderly figures each with a crown with a name written in the heavenly language on it, every now and then they would go down on their knees, remove their crowns and bowed their heads touching the glassy floors singing.

"holy holy holy our lord god almighty
who is like thee in all heavens and earth"

then they would stand up again put their crowns back on and seat back on their thrones the next minute they repeat the same routine.

"Morning Dad!" A young fine well built man greeted the Old Godly one on the big throne.

"You don't look bright today" the young one remarked looking at God's face. "What could be the matter?"

God let out a sigh then slowly looked at his son sighed again betrayed just how bored he was early this morning

"My son, i am totally fine have you forgotten i'm an all powerful God, it's just that......" he paused looked around again then continued "I am just bored, common for eons and eons this 24 guys have been bowing and throwing down their crowns and singing the same shiit over and over again" when he spoke it was not in a hurrying tone.

"Yeah but wasn't that why you made them?" the young one asked still not understanding where God was heading to.

"Uuuhm yeah i know but seriously it's cliche, boring and seriously who does that?"

He shook his head after taking another quick scan of everything, it was still the same thing, Angel Findel was just cleaning the door of the throne room as he always does this particular time in the day, he could see Duriel fixing up the curtains.

"I really need something exciting, eheeee let me call Lucifer and see what he's up to?" an idea suddenly popped up and he beamed down a smile but the young one rather wore a disappointed and disapproving look.

"Lucifer dad, really? Seriously i don't like that guy, he is always acting weird and cunning and shadowy" the younger one remarked.

"Jesus, he is your brother why the long face and complaints" he finally called the younger one by name"

"Fine Dad" Jesus said in resignation.

God picked up the receiver of a golden telephone beside him with diamond, sapphire number buttons, dialed some numbers and placed the receiver on his ear and the other end towards his mouth.

dropped it after a while and repeated the same thing over again.

"He is not picking up" He announced his smile fading slowly.

"Oh thank goodness" Jesus said in relief "are you surprised Dad, he has probably gone off as usual he never stays at home down there in hell, always running around like a priest without parish"

"Yeah your are probably right" God said thought for a while and decided to call the royal court secretary angel Sechel who appeared without delay.

"Any different schedule today?" God asked.

"Yes almighty, today you have a meeting with all your sons" angel Sechel read out looking at the bold golden letters that spelled out the day's schedule from his book. '10:50aon meeting with all the sons of God'

"Oh yeah, it is today?" God's face gleamed up again "And lucifer will be there definitely he never misses a meeting" he clapped out excitedly.

"Oh not again!" Jesus bemoaned and walked off slowly.

"Yeah complain all you want but lucifer is fun, he probably will come up with some exciting things for us to carry out and cure this boredom" he said after Jesus' resigning figure.

Sighed and leaned back on his throne allowing his mind dream away on the on coming meeting.

Continued in next episode...

*Following this thread like a zombie... *

LoJ:

Please Barman, one Johny Walker for my main Nigga, Hahn!!!

Thank you o jare. Abeg, make him add one fayrouz and some ice. And one full barbecue chicken and a cuban cigar. Kpere

johnydon22:
The story you are about to read is a fantasy, a fictitious work of the writer Johnydon22 inspired by the biblical myth of Job.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-NWwZhU_vWow/VaUwbJ6U9sI/AAAAAAAADW8/_KcEy9B7OqI/s280/warning.png[/img]

By virtue of your beliefs if you'll find this work of literature offensive to your person or belief please DO NOT READ!!!





But if you care to read, see it as a work of literature inspired by a fascinating myth for your pleasure or as a tickle for some deep serious thoughts..

The writer is not responsible for how ever this story makes you feel, happy, sad or angry. That is sorely your business.


I'll be posting episode by episode

Uncle johnny don22 longest tym


Where u dey since

Oya make i spread mat

Who carry pop corn?

johnnydon22 na bread with tea i dey chop you fit come join me after writing don tire you. till then kontinue




(intelligence from thinkers lodge greet you)

urahara:



Uncle johnny don22 longest tym

Where u dey since

Being busy with work brother, it has been a tight schedule at my work place...

johnydon22:


Being busy with work brother, it has been a tight schedule at my work place...

Ok. Ooo .


Continue with your tori my brother .....

hehehe Johnnydon22, just breezing in, wine for my men.....water for my horses, we ride at dawn !

Nice one Johnny Wer my drink

Kwantiniu.. *drags chair and positions well*

Episode 2

The excitement grew in as the time for the 'God and Sons' meeting came closer and closer,
The royal court curtains where raised and decorated, tables and golden chairs brought out into the banquet hall while the jolly excitement buzzed inside the kitchen as several meals were made.

Heavenly sapphired pork
Golded chicken
Diamonded meshed beef

The meetings of 'God and Sons' always was a good time for many heavenly inhabitants, the foods were exceptionally better and most angels would be sent on an errand to earth afterwards since each Son of God brought a different complaint, request or plan.

So every messenger angel cherished the moment cus they all loved to go on a field trip to earth or some other corner of the universe.

By 9:30aon, the heavenly Sons were already arriving as punctuality was a virtue in heaven, a golden limo parked and out came a very big and handsome creature almost looks like Jesus but slightly bigger, that was Jessel, he ruled the galaxy of Andromeda.

Ran to Jesus and they greeted and hugged, more and more cars, chariots and even flying carpets trooped in as different bright shinning men of distinct personalities trooped in taking their seats around the golden royal hall.

9:58aon after most thought the Godly sons were all done, a black tinted limo with a bull's horn on the hood parked in the parking lot, a smattering touch of fine chassis work and an art work of flames bordered each side.

The door flung open as a small stout and petit figure stepped out, barely 5'2ft tall, face always looking around and a personality bigger than it's body, he walked faster than his shadow and blinked more frequent than was normal.

"Yeah Lucifer is here, that bastard is always late" Jesus whispered to Jessel who laughed.

"You haven't changed one bit brother, still have not forgiven Lucifer for not agreeing to be sent to the galaxy of ambrosinia, not only did he stay in the milky galaxy he always made your precious earth his play ground" Jessel said laughing heartily.

"Stop Jessel, this is not funny" Jesus threw back working his face into a minor frown "He should have gone and ruled Ambrosinia, it's way bigger than the milky galaxy and the planets there are even hotter"

"Too bad he likes the milky galaxy, here he comes" Jessel whispered as Lucifer approached both of them.

"I always find it hard to distinguish between you two twin-like birds" He joked with a voice that sounded throaty but weirdly feminine for a man figure still blinking fast.

Jessel laughed and Jesus forced out a weak smile.

"Good to see you both Jesus and Jessel, its being quite long. And Jesus i haven't seen your break light on earth since Father sent you to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, he knew i loved those guys" he sighed.

"Lucy those guys were immoral and sinners" Jesus replied in a sure stern voice.

"Aaaaah always the righteous one brother, at this age you still stayed here in Heaven with Father. they just knew how to enjoy themselves. Left to you earth would have been a place of abject boredom, virgin inhabitants drinking cow milk only" Lucifer replied still laughing, Jessel too was laughing but Jesus wasn't.

"Don't start now lucy!!" Jesus said

"Jessel tell him, he should be out there exploring and ruling a galaxy not hang in here dotting around father, no wonder father loves him the most. His precious little Jesus" Lucifer laughed throwing Jessel into another bout of laugh.

Jesus' face worked into a mean frown now but he felt warm inside, Lucifer always teased and made fun of him when ever he came around

"Oya e don do" he said as they walked into the royal hall.

The hall buzzed and oozed with humming sounds of chartless chatters here and there, the angels stood guard at every corner with flaming swords and stinging guns.

24 elders sat behind the bigger throne now, none of them moved or talked just sat and watched, after the meeting they would resumed their positions around the throne and continue their worship routine.

Lucifer, Jessel and Jesus grabbed seats around a round table just in the front row, a transparent rose flower was in the center of the table and it shimmered like rain.

"His almighty, majesty and holy one!!!" Angel Sechel yelled announcing the presence of God as he walked into the hall with his youthful but old self smiling and nodding to himself as he walked towards his throne admiring his sons.

Everyone stood up until after he had taken his seat then they sat back down and the meeting start.

Continued in next episode..

Sarassin:
hehehe Johnnydon22, just breezing in, wine for my men.....water for my horses, we ride at dawn !

My main Man Sarassin, how far Sir? Barman, let him order whatever he wants. It's on me Missing you badly

make I quickly book space....I no fit miss this show....bar man!!!..give me two bottles of chilled orijin......carry my popcorn out*

lemme feel among, Barman 2 bottles of 33

Signing in

sukkot:
dayum nigga what happened to shawarma and chapman ?

Sha wetin in this economy Oga Dollar ti won

The God obsession by the atheists might soon degenerate into dementia and schizophrenia.