Amberon:
The God obsession by the atheists might soon degenerate into dementia and schizophrenia.

By virtue of your beliefs if you'll find this work of literature offensive to your person or belief [size=18]please DO NOT READ!!![/size]

But if you care to read, see it as a work of literature inspired by a fascinating
myth for your pleasure or as a tickle for some deep serious thoughts..

The writer is not responsible for how ever this story makes you feel, happy,
[size=18]sad or angry. That is sorely your business.[/size]

You need not kill yourself over nothing brother, Don't develop a heart attack. I'm not on an attack against your beliefs here..

when i am, you know it

LoJ:

My main Man Sarassin, how far Sir? Barman, let him order whatever he wants. It's on me Missing you badly

Heyyy LoJ, thanks......I'm good how u been?

Nice one!
Following...
Why do I keep seeing Jeffrey anytime Jesus speaks

Amberon:
The God obsession by the atheists might soon degenerate into dementia and schizophrenia.

Oga if you no dey enjoy the story shift go one side make I sidon enjoy my drink.

Barman 2 more bottles... na here I go dey today.

*E just be like say I don go reach heaven*

Episode 3


A smile was glued on God's face like a stick in a mud, his white well trimmed curly long beards made it seem like a Christmas on June. His throne was comfortable with an internal massaging apparatus slowly caressing his back as the Sons of God deliberated within themselves.

Finwe stood up, he was brown coloured, bright white eyes that always shone even in the brightest lights. A very tall one with a bold personality well reserved and composed. . He was one of the sons of God in charge of a small galaxy named Sinda.

Uriel one of the arch angels was his best friend and usually helped him run things around in his territory.

He cleared his throat and addressed God.

"Almighty father" He stopped, took a simple bow just from the shoulder up "I bring report from the galaxy of Sinda"

"Speak my son" The elderly voice calmly roared

Finwe took another simple bow and continued "It's a dire case sire, a small planet orbiting a gigantic star is about to go into oblivion!!"

The hall hummed with indistinguishable murmurs and every one kept calm to hear all of Finwe's report.

"The planet is on a goldilock orbit and is fully inhabited, remember that race you asked Cindel to create, uuuuuuhm the merols?" he asked trying to paint a very clear picture of the situation he was about to report.

God simply nodded, his face still very calm and eyes peering like it looked at nothing in particular.

Jessel turned to Jesus and whispered "I'm sure you are not familiar with the race of merols in the planet zuz?"

Jesus shook his head still listening

"it's just another stupid race in the universe, they look almost like humans on that planet earth, eheee but they are slightly bigger and still as naive as your humans"

He stopped for a while and looked into Jesus's face but it was blank and still had that listening mode look.

"Slightly older than humans but can you believe those fools still think the universe revolves around them and everything was made for them?" Jessel said chuckling.

Lucifer over hearing them laughed a bit too, "they simply have no idea" he sighed out.

"Sssshhh guys listen we are in the middle of a meeting" Jesus reminded them, unlike the ever jovial Jessel and over zealous lucifer, Jesus was more reserved and talked less.

They looked on towards the throne where Finwe stood before God and was reeling out his report.

"Now the bad news is, the sun that the planet zuz orbited is almost about to go Red giant mode anytime from now and that means the planet and every one in it is about to perish" Finwe finished his report and still stood waiting for a reply, an effective plan of a way out.

God was quiet, he was mulling over some thoughts... "yeah! isn't planet zuz the one with some bunch of guys who said they were the alpha and omega of the universe because they could conjure a little technology ?"

He looked around a bit and continued his thoughts

"I even heard some blind bastards on that planet are atheist too, those sucker deserve to be obliterated by that sun"

he looked at Finwe then spoke.

"Contact Teckel, tell him to fix up some anti-gravitational maneuvers to drift the planet farther apart so it doesn't get sucked up when the sun goes red giant mode."

Finwe nodded then took a solemn bow, this is a bow from the waist upwards.

Next was Lindel

"Almighty, some angels has bleeped up again" he said almost like in a hurry.
"what happened again this time Lindel?" God said rolling his eyes as Lindel was always known for bad news.

"I just received reports that the new watchers you assigned to watch the gate of the planet earth got seduced by the beautiful girls on earth and they have abandoned their posts to take these girls as wives" Lindel said without the slightest pause.

"Oh not again" Jesus sighed hitting a face palm

Lucifer laughed and remarked "Konji is a serious bastard!!!"

"This is the third time this type of thing is happening, my angels getting seduced even when they haven't seen anything yet, i looked into the future of earth and i saw an era when girls will walk about unclad. If these things are happening now i fear all my angels might pack and relocate to earth when that era of bikini comes" God sounded really worried over the sad development.

"Lindel sack those guys and lets hope the new employees don't go the same road again" he roared sternly.

the reports went on and on as more Sons of God brought their own reports and request one after the other, the refreshment was ever flowing as the kitchen staffs made more than can be finished.

As the meeting was getting old Lucifer stood up for his turn, such a small body but his personality was high, his blinking peering eyes fluttering like wings of a flying bird.

He took a simple bow, Jesus rolled his eyes

"Amighty. i saw your missed calls i'm sorry i wasn't around" he said first.

"You no deh ever deh house" Jesus yelled from his seat and the hall went up in a roar of laughter making Jesus grin to himself, it's not every day one gets to tease Lucifer and make everyone laugh from it.

One thing he hated about lucifer was that he knew well how to tease and make fun of people but it was hard to tease him cus he sometimes yabbed himself first in front of everyone, how will you make fun of someone who already did that by himself, that was how Lucifer always managed to stay away from being joked with but today Jesus hit it big time and was glad about it.

"Aaaah Lucifer you are here. yeah i called, so what have you been up to these days?" God asked

"You know the usual, i walk to and fro on earth and every other boring corner i can spare" Lucifer replied his throaty feminine voice ridiculed his small masculine nature.

"So any serious catch yet on earth?" God asked curiously.

"Naaaah There is no need for me to over do it, the earth is filled to the brim with jolly hard goers, so it's an easy one now".. Lucifer replied smiling.

"Don't be all smiley about it, there are still some good ones there" God retorted.

"Like?" Lucifer asked with a curious look.

"Like my servant Job, have you noticed my servant Job? A very righteous man in every way, faithful and good than every other person on earth"

.Continued in next episode..

sukkot:
dayum nigga what happened to shawarma and chapman ?

dollar ti won

SirWere:
Sha wetin in this economy Oga Dollar ti won

hehe true talk. dollar is overrated anyway. na chinese money sure pass

sukkot:
hehe true talk. dollar is overrated anyway. na chinese money sure pass

Chinese wetin Chai, Nigeria don fall to this extent

SirWere:
Chinese wetin Chai, Nigeria don fall to this extent

bros, china is taking over, USA is falling. the world currency will soon be chinese money

sukkot:
bros, china is taking over, USA is falling. the world currency will soon be chinese money

Hahah una funny oh.



If anybody is taking over, its the UAE

Amberon:
The God obsession by the atheists might soon degenerate into dementia and schizophrenia.

Yes. That is why we go to church every Sunday, repeat the same prayer requests and starve ourselves in the name of fasting

why am i late sef? well, gawa niru mr johnydon22

Episode 4


And so it was, on a very dim local clusters of galaxies in some lonely small corner of the universe. There a galaxy stood amidst a thousand others, an average lone island universe swirling dancily along a collective monstrous lot.

It was called the Milky way galaxy.

Deep within this island Milky way universe, countless suns live with likewise countless planets orbiting them.

In a very remote corner of this galaxy, beneath the intimidating number of suns around there is a sun, averagely yellow with planets orbiting it too like others.

Within this system of sun-planetary relationship, a small very small planet danced gravitationally amongst others, it was very small when compared to it's sun and other big neighbour planets but was unique in it's own special way.

Glowed pale blue like a soft small ball of marble, calm and silent with an invisible string holding one moon perpetually wedded to it, though seemed silent and beautiful deep within a troublesome lot thrived.

Humans! that small beautiful planet was home to the Humans, a race of curious stubborn egoistic and worrisome beings, who are known for their headiness and strong will though vulnerable, limited and sad but all in a beautiful way.

Earth it was called.

Deep within earth, several continents of varying sizes existed, large mass of land so great that it's vastness exceeded the mind.

In a small middle eastern region, a small corner of Edom in the land of Uz there lived a man called Job

A wealthy man

Job was a righteous and upright man unmatched in character and piousness by no other being on earth, he would give alms to the poor, helped the needy and accommodated all and sundry.

Job was an exceptionally rich man in the same way, he had Seven Sons and Three daughters.

The wealth of his time measured in livestocks, gold and precious possessions.

Job owned a whooping sum of seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen, five hundred female donkeys and a very magnanimous number of slaves in his conglomerate.

His sons ran different sections of his business empire and his wealth reflected in his amount of gold, food stocks and living conditions.

His wealth was so great that his sons had each a turn to host a blasting party with his brothers and sisters, Job being a righteous man also made sure he maintain and taught them the essence of piety.

Today Job woke up with a lingering headache, he rubbed his eyes and looked around faintly taking in everything. The room was exceptionally large with flower decorations, a large bed with silk bed spreads imported from Egypt.

Beside him his wife lay still fast asleep, Job always knew his wife to be a very deep sleeper who loved sleeping till past early morning.

Wife of a wealthy man, she has no worries.

He smiled to himself then stepped out of bed stretching his entire frame with complimenting cracking response from his happy joints.

The table was already set with breakfast before Job came out of his bedroom, it smelt fresh from the pots and he loved that.

But being a righteous man Job had other things he has to do first and fore most, like the morning devotion and sacrifices to God, inspection of his stocks and he also has to wait for his wife to wake up so he had to add other activities to while away the time until she rouses from sleep.

Luckily today exceptionally she woke before he was through with devotions and sacrifices.

In the dinning, he could see through the window one of his daughters, his first daughter actually was walking through the fields, he could see the grasses and olive tree branches dancing gently to the calm serene morning breeze outside.

She was fair, recently turned 17 and her beauty was shouty, a reasonable tall height and he loved her most of all his children having been the one that always stayed around him, loved talking with him and listen to his tales of the good old days.

She was of marriageable age now and he knew soon she'd have to leave his house being engaged to a fine young man from the western province of Edom, Krom.

His father was a noble man, a government official but also honourable in his dealings and a very good tall respectable young man for a son.

Job couldn't be any more prouder of his daughter, it was a perfect choice of husband.

He looked around, his huge wealth smiled back, prosperity, health, good healthy family, a beautiful wife, beautiful daughters.

In fact life couldn't be any better.

Job smiled to himself, honestly life is good and the coast is as clear as a bright sunny day.

But an unsaid doom swayed, a tingle of an undying arrow of sorrow hung on like a perfume.

His throbbing headache was on again, in all his happy thankfulness of a good life It never occurred to Job that he has cropped up as a subject of deliberation between God and his Sons in the heavens.

The stale cloud of an untold disaster lingered on in a shadow masked by the light.

Satanic manipulation.

malvisguy212:
Satanic manipulation.

Hahahahaha you are very welcome ... seat back and enjoy!!!

johnydon22:


Hahahahaha you are very welcome ... seat back and enjoy!!!

Let me ask you, do you think you understand the bible ? Or the story of job ?

malvisguy212:
Let me ask you, do you think you understand the bible ? Or the story of Job ?

No, he doesn’t. The bible is too hard to understand, even in english.

malvisguy212:
Let me ask you, do you think you understand the bible ? Or the story of job ?

welcome once again... seat back and enjoy the story all the while bear this in mind..
You need not kill yourself over nothing brother, Don't develop a heart attack.
I'm not on an attack against your beliefs here..

when i am, you know it…

Pyrrho:
No, he doesn’t. The bible is too hard to understand, even in english.

keep on working for the devil unknowingly. Listen!! Even the prophet in the bible don't really understand vision, they are only instructed to write what they see, when Ezekiel , jeremiah , isaiah use the word " I saw someone LIKE the son of man" what does it mean ? Even john in the book of revelation, john was describing a beast, the beast look like lion,horse, man, woman. John don't understand what he was seeing. He was only instructed to write what he saw , how much more canal minded men like you atheist. You guys don't know what you are doing, the devil is really at work hear. The end can come anytime, either by DEATH or whatever way God chose. Then you will have to give account of your sin. As for me, I intend to worship God till my last breath, their ain't know quitting on me. What about you ?

johnydon22:


welcome once again... seat back and enjoy the story all the while bear this in mind..
You need not kill yourself over nothing brother, Don't develop a heart attack.
I'm not on an attack against your beliefs here..

when i am, you know it…

I'm alright.

malvisguy212:
keep on working for the devil unknowingly. Listen!! Even the prophet in the bible don't really understand vision, they are only instructed to write what they see, when Ezekiel , jeremiah , isaiah use the word " I saw someone LIKE the son of man" what does it mean ? Even john in the book of revelation, john was describing a beast, the beast look like lion,horse, man, woman. John don't understand what he was seeing. He was only instructed to write what he saw , how much more canal minded men like you atheist. You guys don't know what you are doing, the devil is really at work hear. The end can come anytime, either by DEATH or whatever way God chose. Then you will have to give account of your sin. As for me, I intend to worship God till my last breath, their ain't know quitting on me. What about you ?

Nice one...

The story continues shortly, rant from now till tomorrow my brother... its none of my business here

malvisguy212:
I'm alright.

Good now enjoy the story sir...

It honestly baffles me, i am only telling a story oo and some are making a big deal out of it..

what baffles me most is that i even left a warning at the beginning.

By virtue of your beliefs if you'll find this work of literature offensive to your person or belief [size=18]please DO NOT READ!!![/size]

But if you care to read, see it as a work of literature inspired by a
fascinating myth for your pleasure or as a tickle for some deep serious thoughts..

The writer is not responsible for how ever this story makes you feel, happy,
sad or angry. [size=18]That is sorely your business. [/size]

even after this some people still can't just help it but come here and rant literally more like begging me to leave their vulnerable mythology alone

ABEG na story i deh tell naa...

Begging you to leave what?

Lmao, how? when? why?
Use your words properly.

I see you're tired of writing in all bold. That shows you're getting more sane by the day.

johnydon22:
It honestly baffles me, i am only telling a story oo and some are making a big deal out of it..

what baffles me most is that i even left a warning at the beginning.



even after this some people still can't just help it but come here and rant literally more like begging me to leave their vulnerable mythology alone

ABEG na story i deh tell naa...

malvisguy212:
Satanic manipulation.

I hope you are enjoying the movie 🎥

Pyrrho:
No, he doesn’t. The bible is too hard to understand, even in english.

LOL, he need heavenly guidance to understand it. Even King James version, that is with simple English sounds so confusing

malvisguy212:
keep on working for the devil unknowingly. Listen!! Even the prophet in the bible don't really understand vision, they are only instructed to write what they see, when Ezekiel , jeremiah , isaiah use the word " I saw someone LIKE the son of man" what does it mean ? Even john in the book of revelation, john was describing a beast, the beast look like lion,horse, man, woman. John don't understand what he was seeing. He was only instructed to write what he saw , how much more canal minded men like you atheist. You guys don't know what you are doing, the devil is really at work hear. The end can come anytime, either by DEATH or whatever way God chose. Then you will have to give account of your sin. As for me, I intend to worship God till my last breath, their ain't know quitting on me. What about you ?

Cos they are all lovers of drink. Remember when Peter said "we are not under the influence of alcohol"
Don't you see that he's conscience is hitting him

Amberon:
Begging you to leave what?

Lmao, how? when? why?
Use your words properly.

I see you're tired of writing in all bold. That shows you're getting more sane by the day.

Oh my good sir don't kill yourself here please seat back the really interesting episodes are coming soon...

I'm just starting

johnydon22:


Oh my good sir don't kill yourself here please seat back the really interesting episodes are coming soon...

I'm just starting

Sir, you should write a novel.


This story is AWESOME!

But Lucifer should look handsome, beautiful and sexy. Lol...

dragonEmperor:

Sir, you should write a novel. This story is AWESOME!

Thank you brother

But Lucifer should look handsome, beautiful and sexy. Lol...

Naaah i think that dude is exaggerated often, he's just a goofy jerk

johnydon22:

Thank you brother

Naaah i think that dude is exaggerated often, he's just a goofy jerk

This is a SISTER dude.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

johnydon22:

Thank you brother

This is a SISTER dude.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯