byvan03:




E pain am , but seriously stop making a child ugly because she has no choice, nobody is talking about your sanctimonious jargon here . Look at that picture and if your eyes doesn't lack Vit A, you did see it doesn't look right. Oh yes powder and lip balm are make up but it is age appropriate, it won't look as ridiculous . Why will I shtum when your kid is here in public, right here for me to raise?

switmay32:
Abeg make una wish my daugther happy birthday

HateU2:
If u smell my hair ehn, u wont wanna leave me

otiigba1:
you seem to know more about children for some one who do not have any of their own Makes me wonder If any ulterior motives? Why couldn't you see past the make ups? I did, Or are you one of those who likes dishing irrelevant Advices on matters they no nothing about.
I feel sorry for who ever will be so unfortunate to be your child/children.because they will have a control freak as a parent you prolly will never ever let them leave the house.
Parents are not perfect we do our best, without previous experiences, In your case No! You already no it all without any shread of experience. It boggles the mind!
I pray you have yours your opinion may just change.
Good luck! And have a nice day, i ve got important things to attend to, like my daughter, you obviously haven't

lordyugo:



and u girls wonder why atimes we dont want to cuddle thinking we dnt luv u

otiigba1:
Good! Very nice and clean looking! Indeed! i am Igbo Also.
Do you always look this nice or was it just for that day?

finalboss:
i cnt leave yo baby .....you all i hv....

bet u ar married


Ur DP, wat's up wit it

yungEX:
to make matters worse some will still wear a smelly hijab.. death by stench

lashout1:
if Ojota b like that how oshodi go be?

retake89:

Pls reboot ur brain...

Randyhot:
I was in the bank some few days ago for some transactions and hell the queue was long and thick, it happened that i was standing behind this lady with a particular kind of braids named after this popular reggea star...and ol' boy the kind of stench oozing out from there was just unbearable, i turned my head left..no,turned right..no way, not even the serene and chilled atmostphere could help me.
When it became unbearable i was forced to bring out my handkerchief and stylishly cover my nose. I heard some suppresed laughter from a guy who took notice and the lady became embarrased. it was not my intention to embarrass her as i have to save my life.
I know most ladies dont wash their hair, but what stops them from using treatments like hair mousse or sheen and whatever needed to be applied to keep the foul odour out is what i dnt know.
Or if the hair got wet by mistake and the odour will be noticeable, what prevents such people from using caps or scarfs to cover their hair?
Any advice for such type of ladies here will be much educational healthwise, as this is a serious breach of public health.

Randyhot:
I was in the bank some few days ago for some transactions and hell the queue was long and thick, it happened that i was standing behind this lady with a particular kind of braids named after this popular reggea star...and ol' boy the kind of stench oozing out from there was just unbearable, i turned my head left..no,turned right..no way, not even the serene and chilled atmostphere could help me.
When it became unbearable i was forced to bring out my handkerchief and stylishly cover my nose. I heard some suppresed laughter from a guy who took notice and the lady became embarrased. it was not my intention to embarrass her as i have to save my life.
I know most ladies dont wash their hair, but what stops them from using treatments like hair mousse or sheen and whatever needed to be applied to keep the foul odour out is what i dnt know.
Or if the hair got wet by mistake and the odour will be noticeable, what prevents such people from using caps or scarfs to cover their hair?
Any advice for such type of ladies here will be much educational healthwise, as this is a serious breach of public health.

ebubey:

Lol for which day ... I try my best to look good always

byvan03:





Nope, you don't have any important thing to attend to, just go clean the mess on the child and stop haggling like a fish seller " Dad of the century " . You should be paying for my inexperienced expertise which clearly is more valid than your experienced amateurish parental disposition , but I will let it pass because you are thoroughly pained just as I like it. You need the luck more than I do .

ebubey:

Lol for which day ... I try my best to look good always

otiigba1:
SMH i see you are still on here mumbling, i see were your moral high comes from, for your imformation that was not my daughters photos on here i didn't post that photos, i would never put up the photos of my child on here for nicompoops like you to comment on, my daughter is not even a nigerian. My daughter is a mixed raced born in England with a white caucasian mother. Then again your sanctimonious moral high wouldn't have let you notice.
Yes! There is no more important things like cleaning up after my children, something you would not know about or will ever experience.

byvan03:



I thought you claimed to be busy. Nicompoop because I asked you to clean the horrible paint on the child 's face?hahaha I like hormonal folks a lot. Seriously no one cares if your child is a product away match between an aboriginal Australian and a chink, so I don't know what you want me to do with your child 's life history/parentage. You can clean and scrub till your knuckle peels, I just want the little girl to be mess free . Why will I want to know about cleaning and scrubbing, does it report credit alert?

otiigba1:
you didn't disappoint as ever. Been that you are too familiar with raising children one wonders why you have not had one yet, You couldn't get any one pregnant? Or do you prefer same gender? And yes! I ve got a child in Australia too .

byvan03:





Why do I need a child, when people like you are already littering the earth? Isn't it noble to devote my life to giving you important tips that will help you not raise twerkers?

otiigba1:
Absolutely! That's exactly my intention to litter the earth with what ever you wish to call them, as folks like you care so much about not littering the earth they haven't dissapeard to the moon
Or is it the case of you can't have a child therefore bash folks like me who can?

otiigba1:
i can see that, i am not sure folks are allowed to get engaged online on nairaland i would have asked to get engaged with you *jokes* keep up with the Good looks you might end up with a millionaire husband

ebubey:

Lols

HateU2:
bet u ar married


Ur DP, wat's up wit it

finalboss:
i like it.... is it badt in using my wife's dp ?

bet who's ur wife

HateU2:
bet who's ur wife

finalboss:
you nah

HateU2:
i'm not married oo

worksmart:
You are sounding like it is best if you stay away from women since they disgust you. But be careful you do not catch 14years in jail

EmekaBlue:
My woman wont smell