weareus:
Kpom kpom kpooom kpoooom... My good people of this village greetings to you from the hut of the gong and the xylophones!
Listen to the voice of the town crier!
The wind has blown and we have seen the anus of the foul! Right from 6am this morning which was the last time i beat my gong, many people had entered this village with rumours and lies breaking the heart of my fellow villagers and giving others BP! Some started speaking in french while others spoke spanish! There were arguments and counter arguments! But in all i want to thank all the villagers who together we kept calling all the state secretariats numbers and posting their responses, bombarding messages on twitter and facebook and other social media platforms! I greet you all, may you get your Call up letters hale and heartily. To those who brought rumours from their uncles and aunts and father christmas and their native doctors about IDP STATES and other rubbish be warned. I know all of you! Your post are between thread 360 and thread 385! We will not hesitate to throw you out of this village if you try that rubbish again! Keep your info to yourselves if you are not sure! Dont give my people chronic diseases that will impair their physical capabilities when we are eventually mobilised! To those who brought credible and correct information i salute you, please keep up the good work! To the elders of this village that refused to show face, ok o o, i saw some of you peeping in the viewing this topic stat! There is God o! To the rest of us just calm down and let us what this Tom and jerry film till the end. Please let us not abuse ourselves again or fight over nothing! Embrace yourselves, sing a song, watch a movie, make some money, chat with a friend! In this great village right from the first thread we've been one! We are still one! And together we will make it to camp safely with laughther and joy! Always remember ...WeAreUs together we stand. WE ARE US...
Kpoooom kpooom kpooom
The town crier has spoken!

ray4000:
not pick. but I just start until my fone off I go still dey call am

weareus:
Kcwhyte captainkool lvlink fraiser IG brosjay ray400 and other oldies i sight all of you thanks for not absconding! I hail thee...

ray4000:
not pick. but I just start until my fone off I go still dey call am

weareus:
Kcwhyte captainkool lvlink fraiser IG brosjay ray400 and other oldies i sight all of you thanks for not absconding! I hail thee...

Yezzy:


Really. So nairaland has degenerated to dis extent. U jst fatuous feeble minded fool with capital F. Wif no regards for elderly. Well ain't surprised u jst a exhibiting ur tribes madness

jaybabs16:
I was privileged to speak with senator Obinna Ogba, Chairman Senate committee on Sports via the number dropped on this thread. He said Nysc lacks fund because of d budget cut that they are trying to mobilize funds for our orientation program. He also said d senate it trying to liaise with the federal government so that necessary funds can be released. At this point, I think we need to pray that something good happens and we also need to keep turning on the heat on them. Let's us use the social media to make our voices heard! Most of all, prayer is d key!

IghravweIG:

My brother I hail thee too.
We nor go fit leave our village na.
Make enemies nor come take over

weareus:
Kcwhyte captainkool lvlink fraiser IG brosjay ray400 and other oldies i sight all of you thanks for not absconding! I hail thee...

Aieboocaar:

Instead we go carry our village with us as we dey waka!
#Goodevening

weareus:
Kcwhyte captainkool lvlink fraiser IG brosjay ray400 and other oldies i sight all of you thanks for not absconding! I hail thee...

Yezzy:
From a reliable source no more stream 2. It's now batch B. And camp will commence btw July to August

jaybabs16:
I was privileged to speak with senator Obinna Ogba, Chairman Senate committee on Sports via the number dropped on this thread. He said Nysc lacks fund because of d budget cut that they are trying to mobilize funds for our orientation program. He also said d senate it trying to liaise with the federal government so that necessary funds can be released. At this point, I think we need to pray that something good happens and we also need to keep turning on the heat on them. Let's us use the social media to make our voices heard! Most of all, prayer is d key!

Fraiser:
correct... Lets keep it rolling, 21st must stand.

IghravweIG:

Good evening Baba.
Oboy u provoke 2day nor b small o.

Sunnepa17:




Na sօ օօօօ . brodalee, it must stand

Haryohdeji:
I just finish asking IFA,Obatanla now and they assure me that "Kosibaba were" CUL will be out tomoro or wed

weareus:
Kcwhyte captainkool lvlink fraiser IG brosjay ray400 and other oldies i sight all of you thanks for not absconding! I hail thee...

CandiceJay:
Feeling sick

najeemefcc:
08036184912 here is number please add me to the what up group for the protest because at this point we need to occupy national house of assembly #providefund4stream2

lucreziaborgia:
una good night oh, nysc don turn my brain tire. I no fit do anything today without thinking of whether we dey go camp on Saturday. anyway I don remove my mind from camp sha, anyhow e wan be make e be. but I sha know say if they postpone our camp because of buhari wickedness He no go enjoy this him presidency when he use mago mago take enter. make buhari no forget say na so Abacha take do gra gra until e over am. buhari a word is enough for the wise.

tonyblaze011:
I was also privileged to speak with the man. He z d senate is trying its best possible to ensure we go for our OT ds friday. He z we shd hope our 'rigid' n stone-hearted president intervenes. If not, we'll have to wait till next week or d week afta. He also told me Ramadan can't stop us from going to camp. Not that I believe every bit of what he z o.

Aieboocaar:


My brother no be small sumtin o! I even surprise mysef today.. Today tension no be here! Sotey even Candicejay don begin feel sick



But all is well now tho! I wish i never said dose words.. Apologies to sir daudae1 and every oda persons who found my posts offensive. Make ena no vex, is NYSC dah cause it!