MaziOmenuko:



Wicked!

The day I heard that was in a game center, we were losing against our opponent but immediately I heard that, I laughed so hard that I ended up with tears in my eyes.

The sack of LvG feels like signing C. Ronaldo and Messi in one day.

SIRcumalot:

come on bro we won't have paid that money for rashford his performance has been surprising to everybody. the name everybody dey mention for our academy na James Wilson nobody sabi where that wan dey again.

did u know martial's potentials before we paid 36m? am not saying rashford is worth 30m. my point is bearing in mind his ability and dat of martial.....if rashford did what he has done this season for utd in a ' monaco shirt ' and manutd made a bid for him, bro I can bet u monaco would request for 30m

martial for monaco scored 11 goals in 35 games..
rashford scored 5 goals in 11 games for manutd

With van Goat sacked, it's RIP _horny football.

Elxandre:

Get your facts right.

Mou played Varane over Pepe even when he was fit.

Mou once said, "I know Pepe's problem, his name is Varane".
Varane was spectacular then.

You mean Balotelli started more matches under Mancini?.

That's not true.

He had more appearances under Mou.

The point is were they firts tema players?
Varane made 7 league and 12 league starts in his 2 season under Mourinho, so was Balotelli. None were deem good enough to become starters.
Do you think Martial would have become a starting player under Mourinho at the time he signed? Or would Rashford with his little experience become a starter?
Lingard wouldn't have become a core first team player let alone, being trusted enough to come in and make an impact in the FA cup final when we were down with 10 men.

lekkie073:
did u know martial's potentials before we paid 36m? am not saying rashford is worth 30m. my point is bearing in mind his ability and dat of martial.....if rashford did what he has done this season for utd in a ' monaco shirt ' and manutd made a bid for him, bro I can bet u monaco would request for 30m

martial for monaco scored 11 goals in 35 games..
rashford scored 5 goals in 11 games for manutd

no, but then again am not a French man nor do I support Monaco. Monaco fans probably know martial.
as a Utd fan can you tell me you've heard of rashford before? I said the academy players we know na Nick Powell and James Wilson.
forget goals I don't judge a player this young by their scoring prowess irrespective of position this could just be some hot streak.

Seriously! !!!!!... make I park this car for one side first!!...

Yes na trueeeeee!!!!!@...........







Van Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll is going to Amsterdam! !!!!!

Any resident DJ..... abeg nack me P.Diddy.."coming home"

sinizia:


BBC don carry the news first, live!! Van Goat will be getting £400K for winning FA cup and £5M as severance package to fùck off from United. E don happen o. Best news to start my week.


My haters, enemies, friends and frenemies, come party with me. Emaprince, Spy360, Darkenedrebel, Keky, Kokaneprodidy, Nihilist, diggz, Raumdeuter, oya turn up!! We are partying all through today.

Another Coogar scam exposed.

Damn Coogar and Starboard told us LVG would show Rooney his LVBalls before shipping him out of Manyoo

Are you sure LVG is actually gone? He could be sipping mojitos with Coogar and Arif somewhere in Salford o..

finally Van Gaal is gone...... Best news of d week,


I got to thank u for d F A cup trophy

Hahahahhahahahahahahahha the haters aren't gonna like this.....

Hahahhajajajajhhahaha. ...this week shall end well!!!

Nihilist:


Another Coogar scam exposed.

Damn Coogar and Starboard told us LVG would show Rooney his LVBalls before shipping him out of Manyoo

Are you sure LVG is actually gone? He could be sipping mojitos with Coogar and Arif somewhere in Salford o..

LMAO. I'm not holding briefs for Coogar but this time around, almost everyone was wrong about LvG including me. Nobody ever thought LvG would end up a monumental failure he is. I didn't even believe in LvG when he was first announced as our coach till I saw his exploits at the WC and I thought we were getting another SAF. With the abysmal tenure of Moyes, every United fan was genuinely happy we got LvG; it turned out to be a useless move. I curse the day we hired LvG, and if Coogar was wrong in believing LvG was the truth, then make that the whole United fans.

Congratulations to all United Fans........!!! What a good news to end the Season! It's far better than playing Champions League Footie next Season!
6 points already guaranteed next Season against Arsenal, and 4 points against Chelsea!

Welcome to OLD TRAFFORD!
Jose Mourinho!!!

I thought someone claimed Herrera wasn't a LVG buy?!
I think the person should visit the link below!



https:///bNhWW5t7JU

Kagawa10...hope you are not sad?

adeyemi2015:
I thought someone claimed Herrera wasn't a LVG buy?!
I think the person should visit the link below!



https:///bNhWW5t7JU

Are you crazy? ...you don't know that it was Christian Chukwu dat signed him!!!!

elrony:


Are you crazy? ...you don't know that it was Christian Chukwu dat signed him!!!!

elrony:


Are you crazy? ...you don't know that it was Christian Chukwu dat signed him!!!!

Lol!

adeyemi2015:
Congratulations to all United Fans........!!! What a good news to end the Season! It's far better than playing Champions League Footie next Season!
6 points already guaranteed next Season against Arsenal, and 4 points against Chelsea!

Welcome to OLD TRAFFORD!
Jose Mourinho!!!

Be careful what u wish for @Utd....it waz like thix when the announcement of LVG waz made.

Haz Mourinho learnt hix lesson esp from hix stay @ Madrid & Shekpe, even rumour haz it that Mou refused to sign the "behaivoural form" with @Utd......all thix dey important cos Utd is & will never be a thug club like Shekpe

elrony:
Kagawa10...hope you are not sad?

Sad for what?
Dem bein give me money before?
I'm even happy because now, we will know if the squad is actually good or not to begin with. Shebi na Vangal dey make rubbish plyers like Herrera, Depay under perform? And the players that are expected to come in under Mourinho are likely Stones, 35 year old Ibra, James, Andre Gomes etc. None of those players would even improve the squad and 3rd place is the requirement for Jose, failure to do that would be rubbish.

sinizia:



LMAO. I'm not holding briefs for Coogar but this time around, almost everyone was wrong about LvG including me. Nobody ever thought LvG would end up a monumental failure he is. I didn't even believe in LvG when he was first announced as our coach till I saw his exploits at the WC and I thought we were getting another SAF. With the abysmal tenure of Moyes, every United fan was genuinely happy we got LvG; it turned out to be a useless move. I curse the day we hired LvG, and if Coogar was wrong in believing LvG was the truth, then make that the whole United fans.

Its not LVG's failure that is making me laugh.

It's how he failed to do the things that we were promised that's hilarious.

LVG was supposed to chase Rooney away...He said his captain must always play.

LVG was supposed to change Moyes "prehistoric training methods"...in the News today, it's reported that the players were sick and tired of LVG's training.

LVG actually wanted to sell DDG for Romero who was hyped by Coogar as well...

When it was questioned if LVG was actually better than Moyes, you sef know what was said.

Any manager can fail so that one is nothing new. It's the other things that tangentially failed to happen that I'm laughing at.


The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I can't laugh

sinizia:



LMAO. I'm not holding briefs for Coogar but this time around, almost everyone was wrong about LvG including me. Nobody ever thought LvG would end up a monumental failure he is. I didn't even believe in LvG when he was first announced as our coach till I saw his exploits at the WC and I thought we were getting another SAF. With the abysmal tenure of Moyes, every United fan was genuinely happy we got LvG; it turned out to be a useless move. I curse the day we hired LvG, and if Coogar was wrong in believing LvG was the truth, then make that the whole United fans.

Most United fans thought Louis Van Gaal was the real deal,when he put pen to paper.
I even thought it was the Iron tulip era.
In the end most United fans were glad to see his back.
While I think Jose Mourinho is a total upgrade on Van Gaal,I will not get over excited until I start seeing results and the type of players signed to the team.

Nihilist:


Its not LVG's failure that is making me laugh.

It's how he failed to do the things that we were promised that's hilarious.

LVG was supposed to chase Rooney away...He said his captain must always play.

LVG was supposed to change Moyes "prehistoric training methods"...in the News today, it's reported that the players were sick and tired of LVG's training.

LVG actually wanted to sell DDG for Romero who was hyped by Coogar as well...

When it was questioned if LVG was actually better than Moyes, you sef know what was said.

Any manager can fail so that one is nothing new. It's the other things that tangentially failed to happen that I'm laughing at.


The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I CAN'T LAUGH

Try taking a long hard look at chelsea's final league position on the log table!


Its funny as hell! Surely that would make you guffaw?

Nihilist:

The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I can't laugh

I don't quite follow what you're on about tho.

Besides shey you have problem with Pete Edochie or Boko Haram slaying or AK-wielding people?

sinizia:


BBC don carry the news first, live!! Van Goat will be getting £400K for winning FA cup and £5M as severance package to fùck off from United. E don happen o. Best news to start my week.


My haters, enemies, friends and frenemies, come party with me. Emaprince, Spy360, Darkenedrebel, Keky, Kokaneprodidy, Nihilist, diggz, Raumdeuter, oya turn up!! We are partying all through today.

Congrats, but while you celebrate remember it's Jose coming in...


That's trouble o!

funlord:





Try taking a long hard look at chelsea's final league position on the log table!


Its funny as hell! Surely that would make you guffaw?

Of course it's funny.

But multiple things can be funny at the same time....

Diademk07:

Sad for what?
Dem bein give me money before?
I'm even happy because now, we will know if the squad is actually good or not to begin with. Shebi na Vangal dey make rubbish plyers like Herrera, Depay under perform? And the players that are expected to come in under Mourinho are likely Stones, 35 year old Ibra, James, Andre Gomes etc. None of those players would even improve the squad and 3rd place is the requirement for Jose, failure to do that would be rubbish.

Lol. ..okay o. Only time!