Yuneehk:

Uhmmm I've travelled from ado to Lagos but it wasn't in 2015. Definitely not me sir

vizkiz:


schooled in ado?

Mediapace:
I see,but you may look alike. I trust you though,you can't hiss on vizk.iz

Yuneehk:

No I didn't

vizkiz:


oh, I guess you went visiting then

Yuneehk:

Wrong guess! Post ume took me there.

what year was that?

vizkiz:


what year was that?

Yuneehk:
That was in 2011

woah! Long time ago!
So which Institution did you choose at the end?

vizkiz:

woah! Long time ago!
So which Institution did you choose at the end?

Yuneehk:

Close your mouth jur. That was just five years ago. I chose ABSU

lol...ayo babalola University?

vizkiz:


lol...ayo babalola University?

debque:
*faints*

shhhhh.... Amebo like you. Who doesn't know that's ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY

vizkiz:


lol...ayo babalola University?

Yuneehk:

Why Ayo babalola? Why not Afe babalola in ado? . I chose Abia State University, Uturu.

I was just kidding. Trying to pull your legs

But why Abia? Thats just so far to lagos!

vizkiz:


I was just kidding. Trying to pull your legs

But why Abia? Thats just so far to lagos!

Yuneehk:

That's my state plus that was where I got admission.The journey no be here! but I came home only on occasions

vizkiz:


I can only imagine. I guess you hate travelling

Yuneehk:

You can so guess for Africa! I'll just go finish up with Mr Sleep. Enjoy your day

sleepy head. Go joor

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]