| Re: by iceberylin(m): 8:41am On May 23, 2016 |
WHERE THE REMAINING....  |
| Re: by Cutehector(m): 8:41am On May 23, 2016 |
ilegend You are damn Good!  |
| Re: by Cutehector(m): 8:42am On May 23, 2016 |
iceberylin:
WHERE THE REMAINING.... lol relax.  we knw he will straff her at the already  |
| Re: by iceberylin(m): 9:12am On May 23, 2016 |
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| Re: by Nobody: 9:36am On May 23, 2016 |
rosieluv:
am fyn n u I'm good. My spirit tells me you are beautiful. God bless your mama! |
| Re: by Adasun(m): 9:41am On May 23, 2016 |
alfred5:
I'm good.
My spirit tells me you are beautiful.
God bless your mama! op tell dis dude he is playing mr 9ice guy
oo hw i miss una for here joor |
| Re: by Nobody: 9:54am On May 23, 2016 |
Adasun:
op tell dis dude he is playing mr 9ice guy
oo hw i miss una for here joor Throws him tomatoes* Abeg shift jare! |
| Re: by izsmike: 10:00am On May 23, 2016 |
Following |
| Re: by Adasun(m): 10:09am On May 23, 2016 |
alfred5:
Throws him tomatoes*
Abeg shift jare! douge it 
So u have even gone to the market to buy her tomatoes |
| Re: by Nobody: 10:18am On May 23, 2016 |
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| Re: by Nobody: 11:16am On May 23, 2016 |
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| Re: by rosieluv(f): 11:19am On May 23, 2016 |
alfred5:
I'm good.
My spirit tells me you are beautiful.
God bless your mama!
lmao,i lyk ur spirit 1 Like |
| Re: by Nobody: 12:44pm On May 23, 2016 |
rosieluv:
lmao,i lyk ur spirit But before then, check your mail |
| Re: by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
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| Re: by rosieluv(f): 1:29pm On May 23, 2016 |
alfred5:
But before then, check your mail
okies |
| Re: by Nobody: 2:30pm On May 23, 2016 |
rosieluv:
okies Add me up on bbm....334ED3E3 |
| Re: by lenkel: 2:56pm On May 23, 2016 |
If u end dis tin like dis @ op .. Haa.. jesus no go com aagain oo nah sango and ooni wey die go return ooo after d sound of gangan (talking drums) dem go jst show....... Lollllll... Continiu nah.... Choi.... |
| Re: by Olasco93: 4:05pm On May 23, 2016 |
iLegend:
PART 2
...Then, I realized we'll soon get to Bayelsa. A spirit called me and said, "if you don't talk to this girl I'll ass.ass.inate you."
Nice writting skill. I envy you. 1 Like |
| Re: by Nobody: 10:52am On May 24, 2016 |
3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: by Jamieblack(m): 11:22am On May 24, 2016 |
Dude!!!!No comment |
| Re: by whitebeard(m): 11:55am On May 24, 2016 |
legend..your situation big pass my hands..let's wait for the elders |
| Re: by horladmejy(m): 2:47pm On May 24, 2016 |
I wouldn't talk.....make we leave your case for bihari hand.. |
| Re: by 3rdlegxxx(m): 2:53pm On May 24, 2016 |
iceberylin:
NOTHING SWEET PASS WHEN YA RIDE SPOIL OPPORTUNITY TO SCOUT ... E BAD WHEN YOU DH GO NORTH NA ONLY UGLY BLACK BLACK GIRLS DH ENTER THE BUS, BAD SMELL AND FEAR OF BOMB EXPLOSION... Kai, lolz, lmao ur sense of humour no be here at all |
| Re: by 3rdlegxxx(m): 3:05pm On May 24, 2016 |
Sometimes I come on nairaland and read some stories and it feels like I am reading exactly something I'd write, do, ish feels weird like they are more of me world wide, anyways stumbled on this thread while browsing thru, nice one Legend 3 Likes |
| Re: by sundoj08(m): 5:13pm On May 24, 2016 |
I don't say this often but I'll make an exception here. Ilegend you're so on point. Matter of fact I'm gon be here all day.
Touché monsieur 1 Like |
| Re: by zanebaddo(m): 12:27am On May 25, 2016 |
Chai if na me eh when I hear she is off to dubai I will call all my friends and inform them of my new upgrade ... .. I will post it on Facebook , whatsapp and even open a thread for it on nairaland ... If person talk true im pant no go tear jare To have a girl of that class as your bae no be beans .. . Click like if you will do the same 1 Like |
| Re: by Nobody: 6:28am On May 25, 2016 |
Gracias but Plzzzz continue iLegend:
PART 5
(As a music producer, when you start production and the beat is so good and banging, you forget the world exist. You get so fixated and can't even remember what the time is or if you've eaten — let alone think of a woman).
After some days I called her and said, "I hope I'm speaking with Miss Tailor?" And she replied with yea, you're speaking with Taylor Swift. And I said, "who dash you Swift? It's only tailor that I know", and we both laughed. I asked her if she was still around and she said yes.
After speaking with her for some minutes, I took an excuse and ended the call without booking for a meet up.
Later that day, she called and asked when I'll be coming to see her, and I said I'll put that in prayers.
After a week, I forgot I met somebody like her, because I had a lot of better things to do, then she had already gone back. Maybe she was pissed at my nonchalant behavior of not being man enough and fix an date.
(I don't like the word "date" it's so annoying!)
I never knew she or her mother has a boutique and they get their goods abroad. Bonus mark for her.
One good day, she called me and said I forgot about her, I wasn't caring at all, and what kind of man Am I?
She was at the Airport heading to Dubai to get some goods and I wished her journey mercies.
Maybe because she was rich and beautiful she thought I'll heed to her advances.
Note: My intentions with this girl was not to date (that word I hate) or sleep with her, but to reject her so she'll feel what we guys/men feel when they reject us without considering our feelings. This is an experiment on male and female courtship's behaviors. So, I wasn't in for anything.
I know my Nigerian men don't reject this kinda girls.
Maybe, I was the first guy to ever snob her and her pretty face. She was dumbfounded and was wondering why?
(Let me ask you a question. How do you feel when you post something you think is good and you receive lots of good comments, but this a.ss.hole who dropped a bad comment is the one you're always thinking of? Even when you say you don't give a fvck about his view, you psychologically do. Why?)
(Please women, don't think I'm a sadist or a misogynist — I'm not. I was only doing an experiment. Shey u undrstnd?)
So, she...
...to be continued.
Modified: Cc: zanebaddo Tonydeeb CaroLyner IamLEGEND1 horladmejy Djboosting ShilohEagle mhiz juhan sundoj08 Mjones77 lustychima firstking01 czarr Cutehector iceberylin izsmike Adasun alfred5 rosieluv lenkel Olasco93 |
| Re: by Nobody: 6:47am On May 25, 2016 |
More.
I need more.... |
| Re: by Nobody: 7:43am On May 25, 2016 |
4 Likes |
| Re: by Cutehector(m): 8:01am On May 25, 2016 |
Ilegend u did nor even boringo her sef.. Lookatyew... 1 Like |
| Re: by Nobody: 9:50am On May 25, 2016 |
Hmmm, Ilegend no go bleep anoda man wife abi fiancée. Nice story sha. |
| Re: by blessedvisky(m): 10:52am On May 25, 2016 |
iLegend:
PART 6
It's 5 years now and she still calls me and I never called her, except when I have bonus credit to waste.
Whenever she calls me I'll tease her make fun of her and ask her all sorts of naughty questions (I'm aways a naughty boy) like the color of her panties, the size of her n!pples and if she has shaved her pvssy for me, and so on and she loves it.
(Off course, she must love it. I'm only feeding her from her ESCOF buttons. Don't worry, I'll tell you about ESCOF.
All guys I repeat, all guys MUST know this ESCOF buttons if they want to be successful with women period. But don't let a woman know you know these buttons. It's dangerous).
Back to Business (BTB).
When I know the conversation is too interesting to her I take an excuse and cut the call.
She can't get enough and she has been looking for a way for us to meet, but I give one excuse or the another.
And remember, I'm not even good looking — I just love looking good and stylish.
Remember these key words:
Confidence. Experience. Humor. Humility. Style. Jovial. Unpredictability. Challenge. No Desperation. And finally, the greatest of them all! Mindset.
Lesson learned from my encounter with Miss. Tailor are:
1. Women love what other women want
(When she saw the white girl's photo — she saw a competition).
2. They love guys who are not needy/desperate.
(My I don't care attitude made her to care).
3. They love experienced/fun guys.
(My body language and the way I talk gave that away).
4. They love independent guys.
(She saw me as an independent guy. I don't know who told her that).
5. They love what they can't easily get.
(I behaved as if I was somehow taken, so it means she needs to compete with other girls. No VIP ticket this time around).
6. They love the chase of the prince.
(I reversed the dating role. And she was the one chasing while I relax my head. Have you ever written an exam where you don't care if you fail or pass? How relaxed do you feel?)
7. They love sex and drama!
(She wanted sex and drama, but I wasn't willing to give in).
8. And finally, if you can confidently press her ESCOF button, then you've got yourself an addicted puppy. I only pressed 3 of her buttons. Now imagine if I had pressed 5 of them at once.
She called me some days ago and confessed how she really missed me.
Sadly, she said she'll be getting married soon.
It sucks! But I wished her the best.
(And for the guys reading I'll post something on ESCOF and it's a must read.)
Now, I'm beginning to think about her a lot. I truly need to bleep or at least kiss her before her marriage. I just can't help it. What's your take?
If we don't do it now she may cheat on her husband with me, and if we do it the husband to be will have a lot of work to do to keep up with the new sexual addiction I must have foisted on her.
My land is a no mercy's land, but my heart is filled with compassion.
THE END.
— iLegend.
Modified: Cc: zanebaddo Tonydeeb CaroLyner
IamLEGEND1 horladmejy Djboosting ShilohEagle
mhiz juhan sundoj08 Mjones77 lustychima
firstking01 czarr Cutehector iceberylin izsmike
Adasun alfred5 rosieluv lenkel Olasco93 Abeg where is d escof keys. |
