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15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016
1. “You look familiar.”



The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.


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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016
2. “I only want to get to know you.”




He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016
3. “I just want us to be friends.”




The screensaver lie. He is still planning you.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016
4. “I’m single.”





Single = Less than 3 women.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”






He is the “issue”.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ireneony(f): 10:37am On May 25, 2016
grin.

16. Gimme ur number. .I just want to be ur friend. .nothing more grin

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:37am On May 25, 2016
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”




Don’t hold your breath.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:38am On May 25, 2016
OP booking space..lol
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Last2comment(m): 10:38am On May 25, 2016

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ibe9ja: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
Lol, Op u join spacebookers association
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Kemjay(m): 10:39am On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
2. “I only want to get to know you.”




He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.
Funny...

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”





You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.

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mynd44

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
8. “She is just a friend.”





Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”





Na so.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Hadez(f): 10:40am On May 25, 2016
I have heard them all especially here on NL grin

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:40am On May 25, 2016
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this.


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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016
10. “I’ve never met anyone like you before.”




Save it.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016
11. “I’m not like other guys.”





He means he is worse.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”





He actually means he’ll never get caught.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Cutehector(m): 10:43am On May 25, 2016
I don repent from all these sha grin

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
13. “I don’t play games.”





He will now turn you to PlayStation.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
14. “I love you.”




After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:44am On May 25, 2016
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”




You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years. He will turn you to lord of the RINGS grin grin grin grin

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Lavedaa: 10:45am On May 25, 2016
cheesy
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:47am On May 25, 2016
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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MRXELA(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2016
Hey
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:53am On May 25, 2016
.patiently Waiting 4 a counter thread, grin cheesy...

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:54am On May 25, 2016
hiyaa

MRXELA:
Hey
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:55am On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
10. “I’ve never met anyone like you before.”




Save it.







My kind of thing. Lol

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Michellla(f): 11:02am On May 25, 2016
more like 15 lines nigerian guys use in toasting

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by rosieluv(f): 11:09am On May 25, 2016
op three gbosa 4 u

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Montaque(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2016
Can we have a 'no string attached' friendship? Just to know you better in case of marriage.

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