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Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:23am On May 27, 2016

Am so frustrated this days, konji is holding me captive and i don't know how to free myself..
I can't concentrate anymore and my bamboo have developed a brain of its own..This days whenever it sees a pretty lady,it will start a tug of war with my zip and will always win leavin all my trousers with a broken zip..
There was a time i try holding it down and the thing bit me and my pocket tore..
The worryin part is that i can now see beyond the female clothing.my eyesight so powerful Whenever a lady walk past me, all i see is their full unclothedness with their soft yummy..Even on nairaland, through pictures iv seen most ladies unclothedness..Example: kashybaby, naughtynaughty, prettythicksme,ginaz,berlyn et al..
Am now worried as my eyesight still does the same in church and at work..
How can i overcome this?
only sensible reply...Thanks

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Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:26am On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:

Am so frustrated this days, konji is holding me captive and i don't know how to free myself..
I can't concentrate anymore and my bamboo have developed a brain of its own..This days whenever it sees a pretty lady,it will start a tug of war with my zip and will always win leavin all my trousers with a broken zip..
There was a time i try holding it down and the thing bit me and my pocket tore..
The worryin part is that i can now see beyond the female clothing.my eyesight so powerful Whenever a lady walk past me, all i see is their full unclothedness with their soft yummy..Even on nairaland, through pictures iv seen most ladies unclothedness..Example: kashybaby, naughtynaughty, prettythicksme et al..
Am now worried as my eyesight still does the same in church and at work..
How can i overcome this?
only sensible reply...Thanks





Royalblak007 won't like this one... angry
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by alberto2k(m): 11:26am On May 27, 2016
Make a hole in your wall, the size of ur dick and drill it till ur balls starts dripping blood! Hediot! angry

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Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by feran15(m): 11:27am On May 27, 2016
Cut it off
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:29am On May 27, 2016
funny how you posted something with no sense and you want "only sensible replies"

Good luck with that
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by maxwelloweezy(m): 11:29am On May 27, 2016
Every spirit of doggy die!!!

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Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:30am On May 27, 2016
KashyBaby:






Royalblak007 won't like this one... angry
am sorry, it aint my fault...I can't just stop seein.
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:31am On May 27, 2016
Busheeet!.. Fvcktard! angry
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by RoyalBlak007: 11:32am On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
am sorry, it aint my fault...I can't just stop seein.
angry

Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:38am On May 27, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
grin
Ok...I get it...Im blind now...Oh!I just got hit by a vehicle...*memory loss*...Can't remember anything on kashybaby at blak in suit...
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by jimmyolasun: 11:59am On May 27, 2016
doctorkush, you ought to be struck by high voltage for this post...Lol... So you seen the nurses own too..and your malee..Wait, don't tell me you seen yemi' also...
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 12:03pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:

Am so frustrated this days, konji is holding me captive and i don't know how to free myself..
I can't concentrate anymore and my bamboo have developed a brain of its own..This days whenever it sees a pretty lady,it will start a tug of war with my zip and will always win leavin all my trousers with a broken zip..
There was a time i try holding it down and the thing bit me and my pocket tore..
The worryin part is that i can now see beyond the female clothing.my eyesight so powerful Whenever a lady walk past me, all i see is their full unclothedness with their soft yummy..Even on nairaland, through pictures iv seen most ladies unclothedness..Example: kashybaby, naughtynaughty, prettythicksme,ginaz et al..
Am now worried as my eyesight still does the same in church and at work..
How can i overcome this?
only sensible reply...Thanks
uve seen my unclothenes keh? How?
Is dis one high ?
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Flexherbal(m): 12:06pm On May 27, 2016
Go and get married.
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:09pm On May 27, 2016
jimmyolasun:
doctorkush, you ought to be struck by high voltage for this post...Lol... So you seen the nurses own too..and your malee..Wait, don't tell me you seen yemi' also...
You craze.No mention my malee. And naa you be sango wey go strike me?Well yemi' own..umm..Make i no talk..before you go commit suicide..
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 27, 2016
Emperessnaughty:
uve seen my unclothenes keh? How?
Is dis one high ?
Yes sweet@,am high on kush.. You got a pretty nice body with a firm breast i suppose.*only if i feel them i can confirm*, your skin well toned and your beautifully created.. With nice eyeballs.
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 27, 2016
op, U must be high on cow menstrual fluid or cheese ball angry angry ..
No offense !! angry
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 12:17pm On May 27, 2016
undecided Airsultan pls come interpret for me
doctorkush:
Yes sweet@,am high on kush.. You got a pretty nice body with a firm breast i suppose.*only if i feel them i can confirm*, your skin well toned and your beautifully created.. With nice eyeballs.
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:

Am so frustrated this days, konji is holding me captive and i don't know how to free myself..
I can't concentrate anymore and my bamboo have developed a brain of its own..This days whenever it sees a pretty lady,it will start a tug of war with my zip and will always win leavin all my trousers with a broken zip..
There was a time i try holding it down and the thing bit me and my pocket tore..
The worryin part is that i can now see beyond the female clothing.my eyesight so powerful Whenever a lady walk past me, all i see is their full unclothedness with their soft yummy..Even on nairaland, through pictures iv seen most ladies unclothedness..Example: kashybaby, naughtynaughty, prettythicksme,ginaz et al..
Am now worried as my eyesight still does the same in church and at work..
How can i overcome this?
only sensible reply...Thanks
warris dis? angry
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by jimmyolasun: 12:21pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
You craze.No mention my malee. And naa you be sango wey go strike me?Well yemi' own..umm..Make i no talk..before you go commit suicide..
eh!
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 1:08pm On May 27, 2016
prettythicksme:
warris dis? angry
what did u see?
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 1:09pm On May 27, 2016
Emperessnaughty:
undecided Airsultan pls come interpret for me
Eh!
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 1:28pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
Eh!
kush Doctor .. How many wraps do u finish in a day cheesy
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
what did u see?
I dont even understand wat u wrote angry
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 27, 2016
Emperessnaughty:
kush Doctor .. How many wraps do u finish in a day cheesy
can't say...Just till my eyelids refuse to raise..
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 3:42pm On May 27, 2016
alberto2k:
Make a hole in your wall, the size of ur dick and drill it till ur balls starts dripping blood! Hediot! angry
oh! Bro you did that and it worked? Damn....
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 8:50pm On May 27, 2016
Empressnaughty:
undecided Airs.ultan pls come interpret for me
i was trying hard to decipher the jigaboo he wrote..


I eventually gave up, it ain't worth it..


I'm out.

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