Nihilist:
CRonaldo is God!

Can we just sign that man already?

His mission in Spain is complete. Let him come and light up London for the next 2 years!!!!

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Nihilist:
CRonaldo is God!

Can we just sign that man already?

His mission in Spain is complete. Let him come and light up London for the next 2 years!!!!

I know you are many things but comedian too?

SailorXY:

I know you are many things but comedian too?

Ah an, what's the punchline?

Nihilist:


Oloshi ni yin egbon

That's my title. The people have seen the various fights that I have organised over the last 3 years and counting.

You can't steal my crown.

Meanwhile chic2pimp, premiership final is about to kickoff.

Sarries about to retain the championship? Or will Exeter mount an upset?

Why Am I just seeing this now?

My money was always on saracens but boy did Exeter impress me. I thought Saracens would run away with it but apart from their slightly nervous start, they were phenomenal.

Btw I think Kruis and Itoje's are if not the best, the second best second row pairing in world rugby.

chic2pimp:


Why Am I just seeing this now?

My money was always on saracens but boy did Exeter impress me. I thought Saracens would run away with it but apart from their slightly nervous start, they were phenomenal.

Btw I think Kruis and Itoje's are if not the best, the second best second row pairing in world rugby.

1st half was a Walkover, but the chiefs came back to run it very close.

I hate Sarries so when it was 23-20 to Saracens, 5 minutes from time, I was hoping that Exeter could still do something.

That final Sarries try destroyed me mehn .

Nihilist:


1st half was a Walkover, but the chiefs came back to run it very close.

I hate Sarries so when it was 23-20 to Saracens, 5 minutes from time, I was hoping that Exeter could still do something.

That final Sarries try destroyed me mehn .

They showed real guts yesterday. Many a team would have crumbled.

Hahahaha pele.... DO you support a rival team? I was supporting Saracens only because of Itoje though.

chic2pimp:

They showed real guts yesterday. Many a team would have crumbled.

Hahahaha pele.... DO you support a rival team? I was supporting Saracens only because of Itoje though.

I support Leicester Tigers my G!

Nihilist:
CRonaldo is God!

Can we just sign that man already?

His mission in Spain is complete. Let him come and light up London for the next 2 years!!!!

Is this a joke.

Okay bring 200million or give us Great hazard +150million

infact don't worry, we are coming for hazard(You know hazard loves to follow team that won the ucl)

Nihilist:

I support Leicester Tigers my G!

How did I forget that? ...... Sarries gave you guys a good spanking sha

England Under 21s win Toulon tournament with Lewis Baker finishing as top scorer with 4 goals.

He's got a touch of Lampard in the way he makes his runs and should hopefully have a decent career.

diggz:


@ AdeLaNa1

Why you wan spoil this sweet Sunday/democracy day for some of us?

Lol. Nor vex

Payet. See free kick oh. Choi. Saw him play in France and for the National team and I thought he was average. Couldn't see what the hype was about.
This season though is a completely different story. A true ball player. Anyways WH ain't gonna sell him so nothing to see there.

For next season Get me KANTE (he was very impressive again tonight for France) and Bale Two forward thinking players.
Mikel can be transferred to Juve along with Oscar.

FBS:
Payet. See free kick oh. Choi. Saw him play in France and for the National team and I thought he was average. Couldn't see what the hype was about.
This season though is a completely different story. A true ball player. Anyways WH ain't gonna sell him so nothing to see there.

For next season Get me KANTE (he was very impressive again tonight for France) and Bale Two forward thinking players.
Mikel can be transferred to Juve along with Oscar.

That freekick was just ridiculous.

He had NO right to score from there.

On the transfer front, I don't mind Calum Chambers though. He can play 3 positions - CB\RB\DM. He's English. He's young. And he's decent. And he needs first team footy.

Chambers and Wijnaldum would be my immediate picks.

I doubt Kante will actually leave though....if he does, he will be costing a pretty penny.

With the rumours that we're looking to re-sign Lukaku continuing to gather pace, I found this article detailing the brilliance of this young man.
Dude is not even up to 23 yet!

Why on earth did we ever let this boy go?

Romelu Lukaku has now scored 25 goals in 36 games in all competitions for Everton this season and has scored 130 senior career goals, two months before he turns 23. Since moving to England, Lukaku has scored 78 goals. He has only started 136 matches. The Belgian is Everton’s highest goalscorer in a league season since Gary Lineker in 1985/86, and we’re only in March. Finally, Lukaku is the first Everton player under the age of 23 to score 25 goals in a season since Joe Royle in 1968/69.

So, how does that compare with other strikers? Well, is the easy answer. For the longer answer, read on:



Lukaku club goals before age of 23 vs selected others

Ronaldo – 194
Raul – 145
Lionel Messi – 127
Sergio Aguero – 124
*Romelu Lukaku (with two months remaining) – 119*
Michael Owen – 111
Cristiano Ronaldo – 97
Fernando Torres – 87
Wayne Rooney – 94
Luis Suarez – 77
David Villa – 70
Zlatan Ibrahimovic – 69
Alan Shearer – 65
Thierry Henry – 57



Lukaku goal record vs European strikers since 2012/13

Cristiano Ronaldo ( 31) – 207 (192 games)
Lionel Messi (28) – 195 (189)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (34) – 137 (173)
Robert Lewandowski (27) – 133 (183)
Luis Suarez (29) – 128 (165)
Neymar (24) (since August 2012) – 104 (163)
Sergio Aguero (27) – 96 (143)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (26) – 95 (176)
Karim Benzema (28) – 91 (173)
Gareth Bale (26) – 79 (155)
Romelu Lukaku (22) – 78 (155)
Olivier Giroud (29) – 78 (176)
Carlos Tevez (32) – 76 (159)
Wayne Rooney (30) – 63 (146)

It’s worth pointing out that in those four seasons (including 2015/16) Lukaku has been playing for clubs that finished in league positions of 8th, 5th, 11th and 12th.



Lukaku goal record vs Premier League strikers since 2012/13 (games in brackets)

Sergio Aguero – 71 (107)
Romelu Lukaku – 60 (130)
Luis Suarez – 54 (66)
Olivier Giroud – 53 (126)
Christian Benteke – 49 (113)
Wayne Rooney – 48 (111)
Robin van Persie – 48 (86)
Yaya Toure – 42 (121)
Harry Kane – 41 (74)
Daniel Sturridge – 38 (61)
Wilfried Bony – 31 (81)
Diego Costa – 31 (50)
Theo Walcott – 28 (81)



Lukaku vs other strikers under the age of 23 (via Opta)




Lukaku vs Premier League strikers 2015/16

Shot accuracy:
1. Harry Kane (22)- 62.5%
2. Sergio Aguero (27) – 57.6%
3. Odion Ighalo (26) – 57.5%
4. Jamie Vardy (29) – 57.0%
5. Olivier Giroud (29 – 53.0%
6. Romelu Lukaku (22) – 52.8%
7. Diego Costa (29) – 47.9%
8. Wayne Rooney (30) – 45.5%



Minutes per shot on target:
1. Sergio Aguero – 44.6
2. Harry Kane – 46.5
3. Olivier Giroud – 54.9
4. Jamie Vardy – 56.5
5. Odion Ighalo – 59.0
6. Romelu Lukaku – 63.8
7. Diego Costa – 87.8
8. Wayne Rooney – 95.3



Minutes per chance created:
1. Romelu Lukaku – 51.57
2. Wayne Rooney – 56.03
3. Jamie Vardy – 67.0
4. Odion Ighalo – 72.8
5. Harry Kane – 75.3
6. Olivier Giroud – 76.8
7. Diego Costa – 84.13
8. Sergio Aguero – 169.6



Goals plus assists:
1. Romelu Lukaku – 24
2. Jamie Vardy – 23
3.= Harry Kane, Sergio Aguero – 18
5. Odion Ighalo – 17
6.= Olivier Giroud, Diego Costa – 16
8. Wayne Rooney – 11



Percentage of team goals scored or assisted:
1. Odion Ighalo – 58.7%
2. Romelu Lukaku – 47.1%
3. Jamie Vardy – 44.2%
4. Diego Costa – 37.2%
5. Harry Kane – 35.3%
6. Olivier Giroud – 34.8%
7. Sergio Aguero – 34.6%
8. Wayne Rooney – 30.0%

Scouts must have perused these "numbers" over & over time. Lukaku is so good but where are the European giants battling for his signature?

Put Martial up in the middle of the night & watch him snapped up by 7AM next day

Nihilist:

Ah an, what's the punchline?

Ronaldo can't sign for Chelshit this summer & even the Syrians in heat of battle know this.

There used to enough Chelsea English players in England teams and now we have just Cahill. . Something is very wrong!

Chambers ko canvass ni.
We need readymade players,competition for too 4 next season will be fierce.
Radja higuain mhiktarhyan manolas with the return of Ake cuadrado and lewis baker is okay for me.

lalaboi:
There used to enough Chelsea English players in England teams and now we have just Cahill. . Something is very wrong!

we still have cahiil terry nd loftus cheek now.

Kolade354:
Chambers ko canvass ni.
We need readymade players,competition for too 4 next season will be fierce.
Radja higuain mhiktarhyan manolas with the return of Ake cuadrado and lewis baker is okay for me.

radja already said he is not Chelsea's level....manolas is going to Jose's squad......mkhitayran would not play in a team not involved in Europe.....higuain will only come to Chelsea in ur dreams

Kolade354:
Chambers ko canvass ni.
We need readymade players,competition for too 4 next season will be fierce.
Radja higuain mhiktarhyan manolas with the return of Ake cuadrado and lewis baker is okay for me.

Why stop there?

Add Messi, Pogba, and Sergio Ramos to your list

Nihilist:


Why stop there?

Add Messi, Pogba, and Sergio Ramos to your list

lol,I think it is you who should add mangala reece oxford to your list.

Kolade354:
lol,I think it is you who should add mangala reece oxford to your list.

My list was actually quite logical.

Chambers is young and English...and can play across multiple positions. He has too much competition at Arsenal. Thats the reason hes not seein shirt. Per/Kolscieny/Gabriel at CB. Bellerin/Debuchy/Jenkinson at Right Back, and no space at all in midfield. That boy is good enough for a squad place at least in a team like ours where he have only one natural rightback and a plethora of CBs that are in the struggle.

This guy was a starter for Arsenal until Bellerin came along, and I don't think getting displaced by the best Right Back currently in the league is anything to be ashamed about.

I personally like the idea of a Chambers-Zouma pairing very much. That's a good mix of youth, strength, mobility, technical ability and athleticism right there. I also wouldn't mind Jenkinson at all sef come to think about it.

Nihilist:


My list was actually quite logical.

Chambers is young and English...and can play across multiple positions. He has too much competition at Arsenal. Thats the reason hes not seein shirt. Per/Kolscieny/Gabriel at CB. Bellerin/Debuchy/Jenkinson at Right Back, and no space at all in midfield. That boy is good enough for a squad place at least in a team like ours where he have only one natural rightback and a plethora of CBs that are in the struggle.

This guy was a starter for Arsenal until Bellerin came along, and I don't think getting displaced by the best Right Back currently in the league is anything to be ashamed about.

I personally like the idea of a Chambers-Zouma pairing very much. That's a good mix of youth, strength, mobility, technical ability and athleticism right there. I also wouldn't mind Jenkinson at all sef come to think about it.

The only english player I will want us to sign is Aaron creswell of westham. Chambers is an average player, and we have many players on loan that will perform better than chambers if will give them opportunity.
Christensen of borrusia moncheglabach is another good player.

Kolade354:
The only english player I will want us to sign is Aaron creswell of westham. Chambers is an average player, and we have many players on loan that will perform better than chambers if will give them opportunity.
Christensen of borrusia moncheglabach is another good player.

Cresswell is very good too but he won't be cheap. I'm looking good players that shouldn't break the bank to sign.

Yeah Christensen is also quite good. I hope he gets a crack at the first team this season. Papy Djilobodji too should have a chance.

Whoscored rated Papy as the 22nd best overall player in Bundesliga last season.

Drinkwater dropped.
Hodgson should have drop rashford.
England will fail in this year euros.

Kolade354:
Drinkwater dropped.
Hodgson should have drop rashford.
England will fail in this year euros.

That was just the most disgusting thing.

Wheelchair hasnt played full 90 minutes this season and hasnt even been fit for the last 3 or 4 years.
Henderson has played less than 20 games.

Roy took them and dropped Drinkwater. Didn't even bother to call up Albrighton. Biggest example of big name bias ever. Even if you are a key contributor to a title winning team, Jack Wheelchair will still make the team before you

Nihilist:


Cresswell is very good too but he won't be cheap. I'm looking good players that shouldn't break the bank to sign.

Yeah Christensen is also quite good. I hope he gets a crack at the first team this season. Papy Djilobodji too should have a chance.

Whoscored rated Papy as the 22nd best overall player in Bundesliga last season.

werder bremen can keep papy djilodbji. You don't want us to break the bank for quality players, we can't lure them with champions league football too.
This summer transfer market will be interesting bro.

Kolade354:
werder bremen can keep papy djilodbji. You don't want us to break the bank for quality players, we can't lure them with champions league football too.
This summer transfer market will be interesting bro.

Why shouldn't we take back Papy?

He was one of the best CBs in Bayernsliga last season - Only Hummels and Matip were rated higher.

Nihilist:


That was just the most disgusting thing.

Wheelchair hasnt played full 90 minutes this season and hasnt even been fit for the last 3 or 4 years.
Henderson has played less than 20 games.

Roy took them and dropped Drinkwater. Didn't even bother to call up Albrighton. Biggest example of big name bias ever. Even if you are a key contributor to a title winning team, Jack Wheelchair will still make the team before you

jordan henderson too is not fit.
I was gutted when I saw the news too.
Marco Reus didn't not even make the germany sqaud despite the fact that he can still feature for the germans in quaterfinal,should they qualify.
Roy hogson will eventually be sack when he and his dissapoint the fans.

Nihilist:


Cresswell is very good too but he won't be cheap. I'm looking good players that shouldn't break the bank to sign.

Yeah Christensen is also quite good. I hope he gets a crack at the first team this season. Papy Djilobodji too should have a chance.

Whoscored rated Papy as the 22nd best overall player in Bundesliga last season.

Yeah I'm that good bruh. Conte has to give me a chance next season, I could be the next JT.

Christensen:


Yeah I'm that good bruh. Conte has to give me a chance next season, I could be the next JT.