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Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Classichumble: 9:04am On May 30, 2016
Most Nigerian guys have a lot of growing up to do when it comes to psyching ladies. They have not given up on the weird ways in which they ask ladies out or call out to women.


Toasting Styles

In this present age and time where there is technological advancement, you will expect some of these Nigerian guys to flow with the tides and be more confident when it comes to asking women out. You would even expect some of them to be brave and summon the courage to walk up to women.

Moving on to the ridiculous ways in which men approach women in Nigeria, you will laugh at some of the things they use as their pickup lines. Women on the other hand are tired of hearing the same old story and are more likely to turn down whoever approaches them with lame lines.

Find below some of the lame and ridiculous lines Nigerian guys use when they want to ask women out:

1. The whistlers

Nigerian guys in this group are usually the touts and agberos you see around. They would rather hang around in groups and make noise when they see a pretty lady walk by. You will not even be sure of the one that has interest in the babe as they would keep making funny sounds with their mouths.

If you the lady looks in their direction, they would be inspired to throw lewd and bawdy remarks at her. If she ignores them, they would insult her and her generation.

2. The swagalicious bouncers

The Nigerian guys that fall within this group are so conscious of themselves. They believe in the have the confidence to walk up to any woman and ask her out. This confidence is not so far-fetched; having dressed in sagging jeans and some shirt with sneakers, they feel they are presentable enough for any girl to like and immediately fall for.

They however mess up the situation with the attitude they put up with it, they bounce and are so conscious of themselves to the point that they do not pay attention to what the ladies are saying.

3. Those who call you baby the first time

Some Nigerian guys do not know that women get turned off when they walk up to them for the first time and start to use words that are endearing on them. It makes them look cheap as the women keep wondering if they use these words for every woman they meet.

Those who call women ‘baby’ are usually business men who have goods on the high sea; they are boisterous and entice women with their assets.

4. The weaklings

The Nigerian guys you will find in this category are those who feel intimidated by women and their successes. They would stick around as friends until they gather enough momentum to tell the women about their feelings. They are usually afraid of being turned down and would tag along until they feel the women are starting to acknowledge them.

5. The smooth guys

Trust me when I say the Nigerian guys in this category are good; they are so smooth they would have you trip with the silliest remark they say. Whether they make sense or not, most girls would drop their guards when men like these approach them.

Which style do you Use? Drop your comments

Source http://humblegists.com/2016/05/29/five-funny-styles-nigerian-guys-used-toast-womanfind/

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by fbtowner(m): 9:14am On May 30, 2016
hahaha nice piece


I'm number 5 I'm so so good at it grin
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Hopez456(m): 9:16am On May 30, 2016
Hmm, mine isn't there...
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by cruzita(f): 9:16am On May 30, 2016
fbtowner:
hahaha nice piece



I'm number 5 I'm so so good at it grin
I know say u dey lie but kwontinue

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by cruzita(f): 9:17am On May 30, 2016
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Flexherbal(m): 9:17am On May 30, 2016
Help boost the sexual performance of the men around you.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Nobody: 9:17am On May 30, 2016
@OP sometimes i use rude and harsh words to woo a very beautiful lady, i mean extremely beautiful. dnt ask me how.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Nobody: 9:19am On May 30, 2016
fbtowner:
hahaha nice piece



I'm number 5 I'm so so good at it grin
grin who no like better thing,I no say na no5 you go choose....

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by fbtowner(m): 9:21am On May 30, 2016
cruzita:
I know say u dey lie but kwontinue

haha how would u know na lol

trust me wink
I never fail
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by fbtowner(m): 9:24am On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
grin who no like better thing,I no say na no5 you go choose....




I guess u haven't met guys like me

or u don't even believe it will work on u lol

my dear make I no get interest on u ni ooo

once I get like this omo u go fall o grin

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Nobody: 9:28am On May 30, 2016
fbtowner:




I guess u haven't met guys like me

or u don't even believe it will work on u lol

my dear make I no get interest on u ni ooo

once I get like this omo u go fall o grin
chai!!! Your mouth sweet die grin.....bro abeg make una check my signature and be mimzified....please
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by docmoses(m): 9:34am On May 30, 2016
Hahaha
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by SweetieConstie(f): 9:52am On May 30, 2016
LMAO!gringringrin









Now, this is hilarious!cheesy





Those who fall into the category of number 3 seem to be the most-annoying anyway...undecidedgrin

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by docmoses(m): 10:25am On May 30, 2016
Wizzy baby!!
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by CaroLyner(f): 11:11am On May 30, 2016
the smooth guys--
Am alws happy to disappoint them.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by unapapadeycraze: 11:53am On May 30, 2016
It's funny how everyone would claim smooth guys.
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Nobody: 12:18pm On May 30, 2016
Number 4, undercover crush is all I know. No guts.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by mayorchelsea(m): 12:22pm On May 30, 2016
we do not have boys on nairaland,we only have guys and men,Cruzita take note.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by kingsfield(m): 12:54pm On May 30, 2016
cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4
All Cruzita kind of girls falls for boys under number 4.

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by kingcomet(m): 12:57pm On May 30, 2016
curring
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by ScamChange(m): 1:55pm On May 30, 2016
shocked
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by ninovandross(m): 3:24pm On May 30, 2016
money boys nko? na girls they ask us out
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Julietcutie(f): 3:50pm On May 30, 2016
all guys would start claiming they do number 5. *rolls eyes *
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by saduman(m): 7:03pm On May 30, 2016
Nonsense! Some people clearly are lost.
Why waste precious time studying various styles of toasting girls when there's money to be made undecided

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by alberto2k(m): 7:03pm On May 30, 2016
undecided
Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by bqlekan(m): 7:03pm On May 30, 2016
Lol, proudly weakling. grin

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Ezedon(m): 7:05pm On May 30, 2016
All these method doesn't work for me, but if I keep on making eye contacts with a bar, she will easily fall for me

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by abatisegun: 7:06pm On May 30, 2016
I do not know which category I belong to

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by DrayZee: 7:06pm On May 30, 2016
SMOOTH GUYS = YORUBA BOYZ

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by sight: 7:07pm On May 30, 2016
Hmmmm. doesn't really work for me

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Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 30, 2016
grin frankly I'm an introvert, I don't toast a babe I look her for hours, stalk her without saying anything in the end I call her olosho when I see her with another grin @@ Introverts ar yu with me ??

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