EDIOTS. They remove subsidy on fertilizer when they should do everything to help the poor, are IMPORTING grass to feed COWS & now ANIMAL census? EDIOTS

[quote author=catchfun post=46214646]

Una no know say all the animals and birds get Animal Verification Number(AVN)?
Even the ones young boys dey cut leaves for in the village get secret AVN...
That way, census go dey easy.
Lol....

godoluwa:
Government of the Jokers, for the Jokers, by the Jokers

Government of the Lairs, for the Lairs, by the Lairs

How will cows produce milk when they are always trekking?

Aside from that, what exactly ois the benefit of this animal census? These people want to form activity because they have no idea what to do.

Common tomatoes, they let rot and go to waste but they are busy counting cows and chickens. Are these people well so?

Cmiller:
Government of the Lairs, for the Lairs, by the Lairs

U r mouthed

God,why all APC leaders no get sense? This old fool is just talking rubbish

The number of chicken in Nigeria should be three times our populations.

Dem dey pay those guys wey dey APC to lie?

I shall count all the goats in my neighbourhood tomorrow....

SMH.

Did he also count the ones we have eaten or he left them out?

Omotayor123:
Which yeye census
Dem no count goats and chickens for my area ooo. Abi the counting is spiritual

Invisible counting!

This Minister seems to be the most pro active in Baba's cabinet, please support his efforts no matter how trivial it seems at first.

This government is full of comedians

OK3:
When will the government start building food processing factories? Is it after the lama, goat and chicken census. Please, my chicken was not counted. No wonder. They were busy taking census of goats and lama without realising that tomato ebola was eating up the farms. After the whole lot of tomato produced early this year, we could not store enough. The government should wake up and start doing things right. There are many farming practices that could prevent or reduce impact of the tomato ebola. What farmer need to hear is the truth about how to increase production. Estimate of 2011 is somehow outdated. They should update that record.

When will the government start building food processing factories? Is it after the lama, goat and chicken census. Please, my chicken was not counted. No wonder. They were busy taking census of goats and lama without realising that tomato ebola was eating up the farms. After the whole lot of tomato produced early this year, we could not store enough. The government should wake up and start doing things right. There are many farming practices that could prevent or reduce impact of the tomato ebola. What farmers need to hear is the truth about how to increase production. Estimate of 2011 is somehow outdated. They should update that record.

This news funny die .....the days of Noah

Chai I don laff tire water don finish for my eye.

Nigerians no get chill at all.

Well I hope they took demographics oo

How many muslim he goat dey, how many christian chicken, are the pigs ifa worshippers. How many in the north and east. Are the carmels pagans. How many ducks can swim and how many sheep get wool.

chisos... naija no go kill person. una no count the ones wey dey paro for nite o. Na only God fit judge naija, any man wey won try am, na die him go die on top d case.

That census is not true

Yes. Demographic. How many cattle eat maize. How many cattle graze in the north, south, east and west? How many grazing cattle have eaten up cassava, yam and ugu farms? How many farms have been destroyed by cattle rearers? Off-shoot from such a demography should count how many families who do not have cassava in their farms are going hungry as a result of cattle menace. How much is government going to compensate them if the N940 million meant for cattle rearing in the 2016 budget is approved? That census should be all inclusive.

catchfun:


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204577-nigeria-releases-census-goats-sheep-pigs-livestocks-country.html

I think the government will do well to show us the distribution. How many goats are in Borno, Sokoto or Enugu. Same should be done for cattles, chickens, donkey and camels. It will be more comprehensive.

Factory fitted Cluelessness hehehe pple shld stay off drugs.

This is a joke right, even if they used algorithms or historical statistical data, they still needed to go visit the biggest farms in every state, Jessam fcattle ranch and farms are one of the biggest livestock rears, they never asked us about our head count. New farms have started and some of the older farms have ceased operation. This census is likely to be highly inaccurate.



Any way jessam cattle ranch & farms wants to a major player in the meat industry and help stop the importation of cheap, rotten, chemical induced meat from being dumped in Nigeria, often slowly ruining our health .

Slow and steady jessam will grow to be a strong brand in food industry. Let me use this opportunity to introduce you to jessam Cattle Ranch and Farm. We are based in Enugu and Owerri. Please enjoy photos our farm. We rear livestock including Cattle, pigs, goats, poultry, ducks. We also process palm oil too. Feel free to place your orders 08032455430 or 09099020582.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bid-kzzS5qQ




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBO2lDwb_qI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0UqV1rQQg




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5VRJWxLv0

Quality meats you can trust -- 09099020582 or 07010112503 or 08037452372

How did we get here

But this bloody liar didn't count the chicken/turkey & goat in my backyard

as much as I like this present administration and put so mich trust on them. I think this news is rubbish and the statisticians are lying to all these outcomes

I wondered how they arrived at those figores... the authenticity is doubt.

SmartMugu:
Rubbish. When was the last time human census was done? Now they have figures for goats and cows.
Who counted the ones on the streets and people's homes? Another way of lieing they spent some money on animal vaccines and further divert funds. After all, animals can't call them liars, humans can.

SAD Development

Jessam:
This is a joke right, even if they used algorithms or historical statistical data, they still needed to go visit the biggest farms in every state, Jessam fcattle ranch and farms are one of the biggest livestock rears, they never asked us about our head count. New farms have started and some of the older farms have ceased operation. This census is likely to be highly inaccurate.
Any way jessam cattle ranch & farms wants to a major player in the meat industry and help stop the importation of cheap, rotten, chemical induced meat from being dumped in Nigeria, often slowly ruining our health .

Slow and steady jessam will grow to be a strong brand in food industry. Let me use this opportunity to introduce you to jessam Cattle Ranch and Farm. We are based in Enugu and Owerri. Please enjoy photos our farm. We rear livestock including Cattle, pigs, goats, poultry, ducks. We also process palm oil too. Feel free to place your orders 08032455430 or 09099020582.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bid-kzzS5qQ




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBO2lDwb_qI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0UqV1rQQg




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5VRJWxLv0

Quality meats you can trust -- 09099020582 or 07010112503 or 08037452372

more grease to your elbows

He said the 2011 National Agricultural Sample Survey indicated that Nigeria was endowed with an estimated 19.5 million cattle, 72.5 million goats, 41.3 million sheep, 7.1 million pigs and 28,000 camels.

thesicilian:
Nobody came to count my chickens o

adedam007:
Who can tell me how they came up with these figures?.which farms did they visit/carried out the research

lordoseji:
how was the census taken?

Nigeria is a very dramatic nature. There's no time you don't here funny news on media, fake statistics,

Hmmmm Minister how do you get your no it is under reporting as at that period I have turkey & chicken,I know many goats roaming about my street nobody has come to count them