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My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Holywizard: 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
This is not funny at all & I find it so disgusting. Doing sex my girl friend farts as if her life depends on it & the offensive smell used to disturb me so badly. What u will hear is "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo", "Oh my god" & the next sound is from her anus 'paaaataa puu sssshh puu! pu! pu! puu! paaa. I'm very disturbed & this ve made my sexual advances on her reduced. Pls is this normal or does she need a medical help? Moderators pls do the needful. Oga Seun!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by kaycexx(m): 6:38pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
shed tears.... 6 Likes |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by ronald4lif(m): 6:39pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
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Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by theEYe21(f): 6:41pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Are you sure it's not pussy fart? ![]() |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by gabinogem(m): 6:41pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Sorry to say, that ur girlfriend is an uncultured girl. Lots of bush girl roaming around seeking for whom to devour. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Raddie(m): 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Lol! Reminds me of the Q "Toto dey mess?" |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by DickDastardly(m): 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Andrews Liver Salt recommended |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Michellla(f): 6:49pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
laughing my ass out..... |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by vchykp(m): 6:49pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
its not normal but can be solved medically or spiritually.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by ErnieSmallzz(f): 6:49pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Stop calling seun or any mod, this thread doesn't worth fp! ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Holywizard: 6:51pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
gabinogem:how? haaa! bt she is from a rich family & she is cultured is just dat farting during sexual intercourse is her major prob |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Tjpromise(m): 6:52pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Odi kwa terrible 1 Like |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Holywizard: 6:52pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
DickDastardly:sure? |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by davidizuchukwu(m): 6:53pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
I don't think the fart is from the anus. I think the fart is from the pussy.....that's the air trying to escape from her pussy when ur pushing ur dick in and out. |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Gidoka(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
It's squirting |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by samsam2019: 7:00pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
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Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Cutehector(m): 7:03pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Imagine |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by joceey(m): 7:05pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Last time I checked I was informed that if your girlfriend fart during sexual intercourse it's affect one financial status spiritual. Hw is ur financial life any changes negatively? 2 Likes |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by vicstar(m): 7:08pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
OP it proves that u are doing a very nice job ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Feranchek(m): 7:13pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Lemme see.... I think..... Buh wait, please allow me to do this....
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Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Adasun(m): 7:25pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
op all tanks to ur little lilly for nt filling the hole ![]() |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by dannybomb(m): 7:29pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
you your life need miracle |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Ahhahh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Romance section sometimes is a comic relief 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by meelorlah(f): 8:12pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Subtlelad:So true... U just see some posts and laugh out loud. Op even described the way his bae farts ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called. Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed. Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out. 2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness. So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn. Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note, not to laugh at her but to laugh it off. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
meelorlah: Infact.. It's just terrible.. Lol |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by emilyone(f): 9:45pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
AnakinSkywalker:This is for you bros 1 Like
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Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by bitchcrafts: 9:48pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Why not get tissue paper to choke the space around the vagina and her anus? If that doesn't work use khaki or cotton material. ![]() |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Holywizard: 10:38pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
AnakinSkywalker:hahaha guy e no funny. am always cool wit her |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Holywizard: 10:43pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Subtlelad:haaa. Na bad tin to express ones feelings? |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
AnakinSkywalker: Very well said. Thumbs up . Op this is the most appropriate response to your question |
Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by mzhorlah(f): 10:54pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Weep for ur life ![]() |
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