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Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 10:34am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Ikhide, my friend once told me that his brother told him that their teacher told them..'when you are old enough, you are going to have a dream. In that dream, your crush will do some things to you- things your little mind can't comprehend right now. and it will feel good. so good you would pee in your sleep. only it won't be pee...' I woke up this morning and I found it -the pee- inside my boxers. I cleaned up quickly as I believe mumsy would get angry if she sees it. This is the 3rd time in 3nights...hence my crying out. Nairalanders help me...what's happening to me? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Arsenalholic(m): 10:40am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Lmao. Stop using vaseline to stroke your p*nis while lustfully staring at the pics of said crush! Thank me later |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by agohmamuda(m): 10:43am On Jun 11, 2016 |
U are suffering from wat we call spirit wife. There notin 2 worry about. The liquid u are talking abt is hot akamu/pap, so relax. |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 11, 2016 |
There are three [3] things involve is either you are a s£x starve nigga who need s£x badly, / or your having a spirit girlfriend who sucks the hell outta u while you sleep/ lastly is either the weed your talking is affecting you real bad 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Kondomatic(m): 10:56am On Jun 11, 2016 |
agohmamuda:Spiritual wife ko, like you go dia wedding 1 Like |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 10:56am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Arsenalholic: Vaseline? stroke? why would I do that? I'm confused.. |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 10:57am On Jun 11, 2016 |
agohmamuda: lol..spirit what? I beg o |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Pheals(f): 11:01am On Jun 11, 2016 |
The yeye guy dey watch porn |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 11:01am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn: u say? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by agohmamuda(m): 11:02am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Kondomatic: my brother no be me say make u miss d wedding oh. |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 11:05am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Pheals:just gimme a good reason why you think I watch porn! |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 11:09am On Jun 11, 2016 |
agohmamuda:huh?? did I miss my own wedding too? cos I wasn't there! |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Kiish(m): 1:12pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
sounds like Noctural emission or wet dream. Nocturnal emissions are most common during adolescence and early young adult years. If i may ask, how old are you? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 1:28pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Kiish: I'm old enough good sire.. is that to say nothing is wrong is me? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by youngtroll: 1:32pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn I've a 10inch curved rod.....you can play with it Berlyn: |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Kiish(m): 1:38pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
its quite normal as far as i know. although i would suggest a healthy relationshipthat involves sex. DLondonboiy: |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
youngtroll:hmmm MrCork |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 1:59pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Kiish: thank you.. berlyn did you hear him? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
DLondonboiy: |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 2:11pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn:why are u bending your mouth? you wanna kiss? |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Mikaelson21(m): 2:33pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
This guy? Lol... Him dey masturbate |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 3:38pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
DLondonboiy: |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by DLondonboiy: 4:08pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn:badoo.. |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by youngtroll: 4:32pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn: No I know you can read Ooo so what do u say my baby |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
youngtroll:you are MrCork no ofenseeeses! |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by youngtroll: 4:41pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Berlyn: Are you in luv with Mr. Cork? Dnt wori my 10inch curved rod will cure you baby |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
youngtroll: |
Re: Help..i Don't Know What's Happening To Me. by youngtroll: 5:40pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
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